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Choose between 2 thrusting speeds that are best described as ‘pumping frenzy' or ‘insanity'. To give you a concrete idea of how fast the blowjob robot can go adjustment can range from 90 thrusts per minute to 180 thrusts per minute. Pretty tough to get your girl going that fast - especially without complaining! Even if your life depended on you reaching orgasm, it would be hard for you to top those speeds. And, since it is plugged in directly to a wall outlet, you don't have to worry about it losing juice just as you're about to blow yours. Just lube up, slip your tip in and let the blowjob simulator do its work.
Manufacturers of the system brag that their creation can provide a 20-30% increase in penis size when used as directed. Our team saw similar results and so much more. This unique product helped up improve our performance in the bedroom, thereby rendering some of our beloved sex toys useless. While everyone’s experience is likely to vary, we can’t say this thing belongs anywhere else but in our top 10.
Hello, my name is Jeff. I consider myself a sex toys fan and expert. I started TopBlowjobMachines.com three years ago to educate people about the various blowjob machines and masturbators that are available to buy. I've received tons of emails from people all over the world and I’m glad to have helped everyone out! Blowjob toys have made my masturbation life 100 times better.
This blowjob machine as a whole feels very high-quality. It will massage the tip of your penis just right, much better than most women could. But, the reason why I ranked it lower than the other cheap blowjob machines is simple. It just did not feel as good or as realistic as the other picks. I can’t call it amongst the best blowjob machines because, well, it’s just not the best.
While not a hands-free masturbation device like the Launch, or a model developed for couples, it is still a wonderful piece of work. This device comes with a realistic-looking orifice of choice on the top of the flashlight-shaped casing. The interchangeable SuperSkin sleeves will definitely tease and tickle your cock into the big leagues of stamina elongation.
“What the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit has allowed me to do is get my little chap used to sensations of a vagina again (very realistically too I may add!). The proof that this product works is plain to see. As I type this I can barely keep my eyes open after having sex with a girl I’ve been seeing last night. Three times in four hours. Each session lasting 15 minutes or so. Not bad after a 5-month dry spell eh! This product has given me the confidence in being able to perform in the most heated situation. This is my first and only sex toy purchase, so I cannot compare against other products and brands, but what I can say is that for me it’s been 100% worth the money.” 

Now... don't think you can use a regular vacuum as a substitute for the Auto Vac Power Pump. No matter what your friend told you when he tried DIY penis enlargement, which I would imagine would be painful, don't risk using anything else not designed for this particular purpose. You only got one rifle, my friend, don't use the wrong holster and mess everything up.

Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!


Maybe you don’t feel like your member is enough (which is crazy since it totally is), but if that's the case, then Adam’s Extension is a great tool to use. If you don’t want to go the route of a penis pump, this shell provides you with an automatic extra two inches all around. Plus, it’s got all the ribbing features and whistles to drive her totally insane. 
The Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager is wonderful remote-controlled prostate tickler. A prostate massager is similar to a butt plug. It is designed with an ergonomic shape that is perfect to stimulate the prostate. It comes with a ton of wonderful features and is totally waterproof. Don’t get concerned about the remote control aspect being weak. It is a powerful toy and the remote has a 24-foot range, so it can be used by a partner from across the room if desired.
This is the Swiss Army knife of sex toys. A soft, stretchy ring as the base of the toy acts as a cock ring while a pair of bunny ears massages her clitoris with every thrust. But wait, there’s more! You’ve got the option to insert the 10.5" anal stimulator for backdoor thrills, but whose back door you decide to insert this thing in is entirely up to you. It's also waterproof, has plenty of speeds to choose from, and is totally discrete. 
So, after hunting around for a clip that I actually enjoyed -- the details of which shall remain private -- I switched it into manual mode. It's probably worth mentioning here that there is something gently ridiculous about holding this massive 4.4-pound machine over your pelvic bone. And it is massive, standing 12.5 inches tall and 6.5 inches deep (320mm x 167mm deep), whirring away like a digger as its driver falls asleep at the wheel. It's also worth saying that you will need to be careful, because at higher intensities, this thing will smash against your balls.
These are the sex toys you want if you’re looking for an easy experience without having to find an outlet to plug something into. They’re your run of the mill fleshlights and strokers that you grew up with and will use until you die — while regularly washing, of course. Regardless of how the world of sex toys is changing with technology, it’s nice to know that toys like these still exist.
In manual mode, the Launch simply operates as an up-and-down pump for you to sit back and enjoy while you hold it over your lap. It's so large that it requires two-handed operation, and there are capacitive touch sensors where your thumbs are naturally designed to fall. The sensors on the left control the speed of the stroke, up to 180 thrusts a minute, while the right controls each stroke's length.
Discreetly packaged. Actually the box within the Amazon box is quite fancy. It won't give away what's inside, and it looks like could be used for display honestly. Good packaging on the inside too, with padding and foam placeholder. Comes with a nice cover thing and special usb charger (you can only use this one because of the magnetic piece, so take care not to lose or damage it!)
To limit the amount of bullshit you endure during your search for the perfect blowjob machine, a little preparation is required. I’ve met many a fallen comrade who unwittingly bought a useless piece of junk because they refused to do their homework. Don’t be that guy. Use the following 5-point checklist to determine whether the toy you’re considering is worth its salt:

This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use if on yourself so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on their penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.
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