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But if you're anything like me, you're probably a little skeptical. I know, I know… a blowjob MACHINE that feels just like a real mouth hoovering away? It seems far-fetched. Which is why I invite you take a look at the Autoblow 2+ promotional video from their product site - a comedic yet information introduction to the machine that has made headlines around the world for its innovative technology and incredible sensations.
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A. Yes, there are a few minor ones which are quickly forgotten when you start using it. It is not convenient (not for rubbing out a quick one as they say). You need to plug it into an AC outlet and plug the USB cable into a windows computer (version 2 needs no computer, just plug into a power outlet (US style plug) and press one of the 4 pre-set program buttons). It takes a few mins to set up and put away. It is a little expensive, but like most things, you get what you pay for.
Your masturbation experience should leave you feeling exhausted, as well as taken care of. Adam & Eve toys take care of the latter by supplying guys with the stroker trio. A butt, mouth, and vagina combination all for you! It’s like a party where everyone’s invited… and they all want to get on your penis. It’s the ultimate combo for guys who don’t know what they like most, but just love getting off.
Two years later, Kiiroo is back with a new device and a stronger relationship with Fleshlight. The Fleshlight Launch, Powered by Kiiroo, is an enormous male masturbator that looks like a cross between a sci-fi arm cannon and the cleaning dock for a Braun shaver. Made with black ABS plastic and chrome-effect accents, it's the dashboard from an eighties mid-level sedan come to life with a newfound hunger for cock.
Engineered by Germans but loved by people all over the world, the SayberX is one of the most popular handheld masturbators on the market this year.Its unique design features a motion activated ring that makes long-distance couples play a motherfucking blast. It puts the Y in PARTY in more ways than one, namely with its patented SayberSkin material that gives the Fleshlight’s SuperSkin shit a run for its money.
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Not every guy is lucky enough to get a blowjob whenever he wants it. I know - you're probably thinking “Some guys are lucky enough to get a blowjob whenever they want it? Is this a joke?” And the answer is, surprisingly, ‘no', this isn't a joke, and ‘yes' some guys can get blowjobs whenever they feel like getting one. But before you get all bent outta shape because you're not one of them (yet), you should probably know that I'm talking about a blowjob from the Autoblow 2+: The absolute top-of-the-list, must-have blowjob machine.
The Wave might look similar to the Billy — they’re made by the same company — but it has a lot more going on under the hood. The Wave is one of the most high-tech prostate toys around, and a favorite of Museum of Sex Store buyer Kit Richardson, who praises its “dual-motor design.” It has an internal arm that moves in a “come hither” motion to stimulate the prostate, and a “strong vibrating external arm for optimal perineum stimulation.”
Other than a lubricant, you really don’t need anything. Some of these models come with removable inserts, which you can change according to your wishes, so once you get bored with one style, you can buy another to spice up the experience. This, however, is by no means necessary. The toys by themselves are more than enough for a complete robot blowjob experience.
Made out of that beloved SuperSkin material that Fleshlight fans have come to know and love, the clear plastic sleeve and casing make it an onlooker’s delight. Short, stout, and to the point, this toy is remarkable in that it provides a seriously sensual stroke and a super easy clean-up. Open on the end for expert expulsion, you won’t miss a bet with the Fleshlight Ice.
I came, by the way, because the extraordinary stimulation that the Fleshlight offers, coupled with the Launch's intensity, really does work. For that reason alone, it's a winner in my book, since it's rare that a sex toy can bring me off without additional help. It's one of the reasons I've always had a soft spot for Tenga's Egg, which enhances the natural experience without mechanizing it completely. It's also comforting to know that there is a digital toy out there that can make me come, because I was worried it would never happen.