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Lisa Finn, brand manager and sex educator at Babeland, says this one is great for beginners because it’s simple, affordable, and “perfect for wearing during any kind of play.” The bubbles give “an amazing anal bead-esque sensation” and the curved shape is “perfect for targeting the prostate.” It should be easy to clean and care for thanks to its all-silicone construction, too.
For 2018 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their entire lives. There should be something for everybody on this list after all these male sex toys are the most sold, most popular and best and giving you knee-trembling orgasms.
But what actually makes the Autoblow 2+ a cut above the rest? I'll admit I was a little dubious about it the first time we met, but nothing a little “getting to know you” couldn't resolve. As an automatic blowjob machine, the Autoblow 2+ is designed to be used completely hands-free. I've tried many other wank machines in the past, some that even have claimed to be hands-free, but the Autoblow 2+ is the only one that actually gets the job done without using my own two hands to guide it.
If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.