This might appear just another unspectacular cock sucking stroker in this price range (under $25), but the Vulcan Deepthroat Shower stroker hides quite an innovative secret – it’s completely self-lubricating. Just run water through the sleeve and the already prepared lubricant is activated. It’s a perfect toy if you wake up with a morning stiffie and just want a quick wank, or suck, in the shower before starting your day. The self-lubrication only lasts for about 10 uses, so you will have to add some more water-based lubricant to the toy every so often.
You might also want to double check the power source. While many blowjob machines feature rechargeable batteries, that’s not always the case. I’ve seen a few that are electric (yes, with old school plug-ins and everything), a handful that require double or triple As, and one or two that need specialty batteries. Make sure you have the necessary juice or you’ll be sorry.
Don’t be the dumbass who buys a blowjob machine just because it looks good or is advertised by a well-known brand. That canal texture is going to be what makes or breaks the toy, so concentrate on that if you know what’s good for you. Search for things like removeable sleeves, interchangeable canals, and extreme oral-simulation textures instead. Get a good idea as to the quality of the texture by skimming over a couple customer reviews.
Regardless of your level of experience, the Lelo Hugo has been designed to provide strong “p-spot” (prostate) pleasure. This is done through its six different vibration modes, powered by a rechargeable USB input. We highly recommend throwing on some water based lubricant, or there might be a bit of a tug after playtime is over, if you get our drift.
If you never experienced anilingus, you are missing out a lot. This rimming butt plug is your savior - with a row of robust rotating beads in the neck, it treats you to an ultra-realistic rimming experience while also massaging the P-spot with strong vibration. The best part - this superhero is remote-controlled and packed with a suction cup, so you can ride it comfortably while effortlessly surfing through patterns.
The name says it all. Well, okay, there might be a slight confusion as to which head we're talking about, but considering that the Xtreme Head Exciter is a male pleasure device, I would bet that for most it's pretty clear that it's the head ‘down there'. Unlike other blowjob machines, this baby focuses only on the head instead of the entire shaft as well. Which of course, makes it high on the ‘tease' scale since, if you think about it, it's only the head of your penis that will get the royal treatment. That being said, however, don't doubt the ability of the Xtreme Head Exciter to get you off.
First and foremost, pay close attention to the types of materials used for each blowjob machine you’re looking at. If it’s in the budget, go for something made from medical-grade or at least body-safe silicone (and use a good water-based lube with it so you don’t fuck shit up like an idiot). TPE and polycarbonate plastic are decent alternatives in a pinch. Whatever you do, stay away from toys made with latex (a potential allergen) or phthalates (a.k.a. that nasty shit some manufacturers use to make their toys soft and pliable).
Probably the newest and most innovate stroker toy around, the Manta is very popular amongst those in the know. “It’s unlike any other sex toy on the market,” says Finn. “The soft, velvety silicone head is contoured to flex around the penis, and is designed with ridges along the inside of the wings that holds lubricant in place for added sensation.” Richardson is a big fan of the Manta as well: “It’s perfect if you’re looking to intensify a BJ or masturbation routine.”
If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.