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The second major issue with this is -- and for the sake of this argument, let's pretend for a moment we're all massive cocaine addicts -- in my mind, owning a personal blowjob machine reminds me of Tony Montana's giant pile of cocaine. On the surface, we all love cocaine (only in this scenario #HugsNotDrugs), so this is the best thing of all time, right?! Unlimited cocaine in our home office, sign us cokeheads up!


A. Well if you have never been in a sex shop, or browsed a sex toy website, or never bought a sex toy before, do not start with this machine. Not everyone likes sex toys and masturbation to the level I do. I feel I have perfected hands free mastubation with this machine, so if you only enjoy self love once in a while, and are fine with your hand, and have never used a fleshlight or similar adult toy, my robot is too much for you.
What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? You, obviously. With the new and improved Autoblow 2+ XT, you'll soon experience the sex toy for men that set the standard in realistic solo experiences. This updated version, launched in August 2018, includes a re-engineered 5-arm penis gripper that is 50% tighter, helping you to enjoy better, bigger orgasms. Give your arm a rest and allow the Autoblow to work a load or two out - automatically. The sleeve pops out in a second for easy cleaning. You'll need a water-based lubricant, plus you might want to use a toy cleaner to make sure your sleeve is squeaky clean after washing it. Unlike other masturbators, cleaning up after the fun is finished with the Autoblow, is simple. The package deal has just been added! Double your pleasure and privacy with a handle and discreet storage case at a web-only price. ENJOY!
Together, these two sexually deviant manufacturers have given the world of men a new option – taking masturbation where it’s never been before. The manly machine is large and in charge for sure, but secrecy isn’t really a concern when the opportunity arises to use a high-tech piece of ass like this. Swap out your favorite Fleshlight model in an instant to enjoy hours of pleasure with each charge.
Only one sleeve texture - This is only partially a con, because although there is only one type of sleeve texture, that one kind feels great. That being said, however, you'd think that on a product where you can change the size and orifice of the sleeve, you'd be able to change the texture inside. But maybe that old saying fits here - ‘Don't fix what ain't broken'.
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Before buying my very first blowjob machine, I had too many questions which needed answering. Will a blowjob machine feel anything like the real deal? Are they really worth all this money? What if the mailman sees my package and calls me a loser??? I made this blog post to answer all these questions I myself had at one point, and to show you the best blowjob machines in my collection. The world of blowjob simulators is an amazing one, so don’t be afraid of trying something new and exciting, even if it seems strange at first.
PLEASE NOTE: Each Ultimate Fantasy Doll comes in an unmarked box with only the item number on the outside (no retail packaging) and includes a detailed poster to showcase in retail stores. This makes it more convenient for customers to transport their purchases discreetly. Box dimensions are 61” x 16” x 11” (156cm x 42cm x 30cm). Complete packaged weight: 91 lbs (41 kg).
While we all might be curious about the best plunger or probiotic tampon or cold-sore remedy, it can be difficult to discuss these more personal items. That’s why we’re tackling Things We Don’t Talk About, a series in which we track down the best hygiene-, sex-, and bodily function-related things we all need but might be too embarrassed to ask about. Today, recommendations on the best sex toys for men (just in time for Valentine’s Day).

The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.


If your penis-having person hasn't used a masturbation sleeve before, the TENGA eggs are a great shout. They're small and cute, and inside are soft sleeves of elastomer with different textures that feel amazing stroked against the penis. They come with lube, too. So you can just wank away (or they can solo), they can come inside the egg, and you can dispose of it.
Lisa Finn, brand manager and sex educator at Babeland, says this one is great for beginners because it’s simple, affordable, and “perfect for wearing during any kind of play.” The bubbles give “an amazing anal bead-esque sensation” and the curved shape is “perfect for targeting the prostate.” It should be easy to clean and care for thanks to its all-silicone construction, too.
Utimi Hands Free Male Masturbation Rechargeable 10-Speed Masturbation Cup came nicely and discretely packed out any damage. The Rechargeable 10-Speed Masturbation cup is a nice feature and with a little bit of lube, the product works ok. It has got 10 thrusting patterns and 5 speeds, 145-degree adjustable sleeve and 360-degree rotation for multiple sex position. It comes with a cap to put on the end when not in use.The suction cup sticks strongly to perfectly flat surfaces such as bathroom tiles and bathtub. It is easy-to-adjust the angle to help enjoy it in varied positions. Also, it has got Magnetic charging port with intelligent recognition for the positive and negative electrode.
Does your sex toy really need to be Bluetooth compatible? Probably not, but if your partner doesn't live with you or travels frequently, investing in the Lovense Max can help you two stay, uhh, connected while you're apart. Think of it as a great facilitator for long-distance relationships. And as far as its inner workings, this toy's air pump design mimics the feel and flow of oral sex, and provides rumbly vibrations for added pleasure.
The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.
The Autoblow AI will hit the shelves in May of 2019 after (not surprisingly) hitting 500% ($250K) of it's intended crowdfunding goal.  The artificial-intelligence controlled device comes with various speeds, motion routines, saveable settings, and machine learning. The company's CEO boasts they've sold $381,000 dollars worth of product with its predecessor the Autoblow 2.

Technology advancements are making our lives easier every single day. Uber and Just Eat allow us to get a taxi/food without the need to speak to anyone; self-driving cars are no longer science-fiction; thanks to self-service checkouts you can do your weekly shop without having to make small talk with a cashier and robot helpers, like Roomba and Alexa are making their way into more and more homes.
Holding still isn't something this toy has an inkling of. Once you fire it up, you can enjoy a lot of vibration that comes in two speeds, aptly named ‘Hummer' and ‘Whip'. No doubt, the Xtreme Head Exciter will give you the cock-sucking and whipping action that you need. But what I really love about it is the fact that I can change the speed in the middle of the action. A little variety goes a long way, and there are times when I want to start out slow and end up with a mind-blowing zoom. You can change the speeds with just a slide of the controller. The Xtreme Head Exciter is definitely a head game changer.

The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.

After all these automatic dick suckers have had their turn, there are still the traditional masturbators that run on good old fashioned manual power – nothing wrong with that. The Fleshlight brand is notorious for cranking out high-end cock swallowers, and the Turbo model is no exception. With a terrific weight distribution that decreases fatigue, this bad mamma-jamma is no joke.

If you never experienced anilingus, you are missing out a lot. This rimming butt plug is your savior - with a row of robust rotating beads in the neck, it treats you to an ultra-realistic rimming experience while also massaging the P-spot with strong vibration. The best part - this superhero is remote-controlled and packed with a suction cup, so you can ride it comfortably while effortlessly surfing through patterns.

"Voltage was needed to ensure enough force was delivered to smoothly cycle the head when it was in active use," the guy behind Arlan Robotics writes. "The force needed to be just enough but not too great to risk injury. There was enough latency in the system so that if required the product could be stopped with ease just by applying extra pressure on the head."

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