First and foremost, pay close attention to the types of materials used for each blowjob machine you’re looking at. If it’s in the budget, go for something made from medical-grade or at least body-safe silicone (and use a good water-based lube with it so you don’t fuck shit up like an idiot). TPE and polycarbonate plastic are decent alternatives in a pinch. Whatever you do, stay away from toys made with latex (a potential allergen) or phthalates (a.k.a. that nasty shit some manufacturers use to make their toys soft and pliable).
This penis pump will not only improve your erection it will also help improve the overall health of your penis. Make sure you also check out my article on how to make your penis bigger naturally. It’s so incredibly simple to use, all you do is fill with water, release, increase the pressure and hold for a few minutes, a few times a day. Use it in the bath or shower to easily disperse of the water and with regular use, you will see a difference in erections and penis size.
Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!
When first seeing the LaunchPad, you get one of those “oh, obviously” feelings that makes you wonder how this took so long to be invented. This dual fleshlight/iPad holder allows you to secure your porn and your sex toy in one place for a VR experience that’s delivered to you. We recommend their patented porn series or a VR cam site like AliceX for a dose of real-life action.
When connected to your smartphone, and therefore the internet, the Launch can be used in two other ways. First up, you can hook it up to a Kiiroo Pearl vibrator and have teledildonic sex, replacing the earlier Onyx device. Second, you can watch specially shot porn movies synced to the on-screen action with data that connects to the Launch. So, if you're watching someone getting a hand job on your monitor (or a VR headset), then the machine will follow along at home.
I came, by the way, because the extraordinary stimulation that the Fleshlight offers, coupled with the Launch's intensity, really does work. For that reason alone, it's a winner in my book, since it's rare that a sex toy can bring me off without additional help. It's one of the reasons I've always had a soft spot for Tenga's Egg, which enhances the natural experience without mechanizing it completely. It's also comforting to know that there is a digital toy out there that can make me come, because I was worried it would never happen.