We spoke with a lot of sex shop owners and buyers to put this list together, and they kept mentioning this new brand called b-Vibe, which specializes in anal plugs. “These are pretty cool because they’re weighted on the inside with one or two steel balls,” says Duran. “You won’t see it, but when it’s in the body you feel those weights a little. It’s a great way to see if you’re into anal stimulation.” They’re available in four different sizes, so you can choose whatever feels most comfortable.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.
A higher-tech option from b-Vibe that a bunch of the experts were particularly excited about. “So many nerves are concentrated at the anal opening, it’s an exquisitely sensitive spot, which is why rimming feels so good,” says Finn. According to Richardson at the Museum of Sex Shop, this toy is “unique to the anal-play market.” It “simulate[s] the sensation of rimming” with its “vibrating head and rotating beads in the neck and base.” Another great feature is the remote control, which Duran really appreciates: “No one wants to reach all the way back and change the speed, so having a remote handy is great.” This one works equally well solo or with a partner. (This is the “petite” version, but it’s also available in the original standard size).
Don't you just hate it when giving head becomes an issue? You spend an hour carpet munching, just to hear that she's not willing to go down on you. And they wonder about double standards? I appreciate women who try, but unless they're really into it, the half-assed attempts actually have an adverse effect on my libido. Talk about major lunch bag letdown.
There’s no doubt that Japanese sex toy company ‘Tenga’ make the most realistic cock sucking masturbators on the market. Tenga’s toys create the sucking sensation through the use of very clever design that utilises vacuum pressure. With the Tenga Deep Throat, the toy has been shaped with a tapered design in the middle. This not only makes the toy very easy to grip as you slide it up and down, it serves to combine with the vacuum pressure to ‘pull’ the penis in. The result is something very close to a delicious blowjob. At only $12, every blowjob toy fan ought to have one of these under his bed.
This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use if on yourself so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on their penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.
“Once you’ve removed the cap, you will be amazed at just how lifelike the SuperSkin material is. The look, touch and feel of this product is as close as you can get to the real thing.Part of Fleshlight’s signature collection, this sleeve is unique to Stoya. The texture is incredible, 3 different chambers containing various bumps and nodules, which seems to intensify the deeper you go in. Adding to the fact that you can adjust suction to your desire, this toy will have you reaching orgasm within minutes.”
Justina Victoria, men’s sex coach and founder of the Sexual Mastery Center, likes the Lelo Billy. “I think [it’s] a bit less less intimidating than other prostate stimulators,“ says Victoria, so it’s a good choice for beginners or anyone just starting to explore. “I would use it as a way to help you feel into parts of your body that you may never have connected to or felt sensation in.”
Fin from Dame Products gives you the wiggle room to move positions and keep contact on your partner’s body with ease. This little finger vibe sits between your fingers, with a strap that goes over. You basically turn your hand into a vibrator. You can use it to press against the perineum during blow jobs, on your partner’s clitoris, or for some ball action.
Sturdy and effective, the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit certainly lives up to its name. The hyper-intense sleeve texture is responsible for raping your cock with every stroke, practically stealing your jizz in minutes regardless of your sexual prowess. Made in the good ole U.S. of A., this popular sex toy takes an almost medical approach to improving your bedroom technique. It’s like having western medicine for your cock and balls, and that’s not a raw deal at all.
The variety of features available in the handsfree stroker category is ridiculous. You’ve got things like VR and Bluetooth compatibility, programmable speed settings, pulsating and/or undulating vibration patterns, motion sensing technology, sync to music capability, adjustable suction panels, remote controls, and even some ultra-luxe features using a downloading app. Indeed, the sex toy industry has heard our desperate cries for more high-tech products.
More like a less high-end version of a Fleshlight manual masturbator, the FleshJack is still a terrific choice for men who want to spice things up in the bedroom (either with a partner or all alone). Featuring a hyper-realistic flesh-like material and designed to look just as inconspicuous as its competition, this little number is a sound investment for those who want to play the field a bit.
The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.
Serves them (BMW) right. This is a subscription model taken too far. What next? Functioning windows and seat adjustments only if you pay a monthly fee? How about foldable back seats to increase your storage, but only if you pay a per-use fee? BMW - to my best knowledge - is the first company to offer Car Play on a subscription basis and in my opinion it is a huge misstep on their part. They cannot claim to be a luxury/performance brand and at the same time borrow freely from a budget airline playbook.Paging Apple... Perhaps it should modify Car Play licensing / conditions to discourage this in the future.
The ultimate toy for the lazy man, The Milker by Lovebotz does it all for you. "An automatic masturbation machine that strokes and sucks, rather than just move up and down like traditional auto-bators," says Hodder. "This is high-level, of course, and an investment piece, but it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this category. It comes with two sizes of cylinder, each with a thin, flexible membrane inside that softly sucks and strokes against the penis, and there’s a convenient storage box included for discretion and to keep it in peak condition when not in use." It may cost you an arm and a leg, but based off that description, it's clearly worth every penny.
There are more advantages with silicone cocks rings as well, though. Silicone is softer to the touch, and it comes in various levels of rigidity. Whether you are looking for a cock ring for beginners, or one for cock ring aficionados, sticking with silicone only will ensure that you have zero issues. Another unspoken benefit of silicone is that it does not get stuck in public hair, a commonality amongst other cock rings.
Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
A. Yes, there are a few minor ones which are quickly forgotten when you start using it. It is not convenient (not for rubbing out a quick one as they say). You need to plug it into an AC outlet and plug the USB cable into a windows computer (version 2 needs no computer, just plug into a power outlet (US style plug) and press one of the 4 pre-set program buttons). It takes a few mins to set up and put away. It is a little expensive, but like most things, you get what you pay for.
Convenient weight distribution is not the only thing the Onyx has going for it though. It serves as a hands-free device and is completely wireless. On a single charge of the powerful battery, it can run for hours, and it hums like a dream with no excessive buzzing noise. Neat and discrete, this toy is highly rated because of its ability to stimulate long-distance relationships with the touch of a button – no apps required.
Ultimately, a robotic blowjob is about one thing and one thing only, giving a man an incredible orgasmic experience. These machines can be used with a partner or for solo action…whatever gets you off. For those that don't have a partner these little gadgets come in extra handy. Last, but certainly not least, some people just want their dick sucked continuously.
I would say that I've tried most of the male sex toys on the market. And the Autoblow 2+ threw me for a loop at the beginning. The entrance is sexy, but I'll be honest when I tell you that it is one of the bulkier toys I've used. The case is fairly large, which is why I recommend the easy-grip handle. It just makes moving it around that much easier. But let me tell ya - once I lubed up and slipped inside, I never thought about the size of the case again. I was so pleased with my first experience that I don't think I lasted more than 30 seconds? It took me a while to get used to just how pleasurable it was - but now I can play around with it and make it last as long as I please. The good thing? I also last way longer in bed when I get the real deal too.
If you're using the same lubricant for everything you're doing, then you're definitely doing it wrong. When it comes to toys, try a lubricant that's water based, like Yes's organic option. Silicon-based lubes break down silicon toys, literally disintegrating them. That isn't great for your toys, or whatever else that residue might be rubbing off in/on/etc.
Penis pumps are to men's sex toys what the lamp was to all the other treasures - work it and they'll make your dreams come true. This automatic penis pump is for those who dream big - it can increase your girth and length, and even straighten some minor curvatures - and all of that absolutely hands-free and safe with easy controls and quick release options.
Okay, so we’re being pretty hard on the do-it-yourselfers. Those toys can be kind of cool sometimes, but in all fairness that shit is pretty lame when compared to the high-tech gadgets being introduced to the 2018 market at lightning speed. Forget cancer research or space exploration; apparently, some of the best minds in the world are working tirelessly to help men like us get the best nut we possibly can. And you thought futuristic science geeks weren’t sexy.