We'd never get anything done. We'd never leave the house. We'd become super irresponsible and almost lose any sense of purpose for living. Why do anything if you have a cocaine pile at your disposal? Why go out and meet new people or try to find love? Why have new experiences, travel, eat cool, interesting foods and have fascinating conversations with exciting people?
But if you're anything like me, you're probably a little skeptical. I know, I know… a blowjob MACHINE that feels just like a real mouth hoovering away? It seems far-fetched. Which is why I invite you take a look at the Autoblow 2+ promotional video from their product site - a comedic yet information introduction to the machine that has made headlines around the world for its innovative technology and incredible sensations.
The Xtreme Head Exciter is battery powered, which might be a downside at some point. There is that possibility that the pleasure toy would slow down or stop mid-session. Rather than think of it as a bad way, consider it as an opportunity to give your hands free-rein once in a while. Or just, keep a few rechargeable batteries charged up at all times to ensure that you never have to stop before you're actually ready to do so.
10. Fifi – The Fifi is designed after the crude sex toys found in prisons. It is made with a piece of cloth sewn around foam. You insert one of the disposable latex sleeves, similar to the design of a female condom, and roll up the external part to the tightness of your desire. You can then adjust the tightness using the Velcro on the toy once you have completely inserted yourself.
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Choose between 2 thrusting speeds that are best described as ‘pumping frenzy' or ‘insanity'. To give you a concrete idea of how fast the blowjob robot can go adjustment can range from 90 thrusts per minute to 180 thrusts per minute. Pretty tough to get your girl going that fast - especially without complaining! Even if your life depended on you reaching orgasm, it would be hard for you to top those speeds. And, since it is plugged in directly to a wall outlet, you don't have to worry about it losing juice just as you're about to blow yours. Just lube up, slip your tip in and let the blowjob simulator do its work.
This is another excellent device, which might be #1 on a lot of guys’ lists. In my opinion, this one still can’t top the Fleshlight. It does have some unique attributes, though, that make it stand out from the pack. Namely the ability to apply more pressure with your fingers if necessary. I also reviewed the Tenga Polygon, right here. It’s not great, but certainly worth a mention.
This monstrosity made it onto the 2018 Top Toys list only because of its unique power to complete change the way you have sex. While it’s not a “toy” per say, it’s two-decade-long service to men has earned it this position. As a well-made and highly effective penis enlargement tool, the SizeGenetics system uses state-of-the-art traction technology to elongate the game in several ways.
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A good dick sucking is better than anything else in this world, any man who has experienced one will tell you this. Better than money, better than a vacation in Hawaii and often better than regular sex! The feeling of having your penis massaged by the soft lips of a woman, your tip licked over and over by an enthusiastic tongue. The intense pleasure of the moment when the girl puts you in control of her mouth and you slide back and forth, going deeper and deeper into that soft throat of hers. Ohh boy!
3. Fleshlight STU – If you struggle with stamina in the bedroom or just want to last longer than you currently do, you should consider stamina training. Of course, there are many ways you can do this online with just your hand, but what fun is that? Fleshlight considered this and came up with a solution. The STU, or Stamina Training Unit, comes with a guide on how to get started and a short training guide to follow.
Once you've cleaned the sleeve, make sure that you let it dry 100% - the last thing you want is to store it away wet and find that it smells the next time you take it out. So once it's dry, I recommend using the storage case that you can buy from the Autoblow 2+ website. It's nice a simple, compact, and fairly discreet. But if you opt not to use that, find a box or even wrap it in an old t-shirt. Essentially, keep it covered so that it is free from collecting dust and debris which can harm the delicate skin-like material of the sleeves.
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This stroker is made for trans men, designed in collaboration with renowned adult film star, producer, and trans advocate, Buck Angel. It’s about the “same size as the Tenga Egg, but with a smaller opening,” says Duran. “It helps a lot of guys feel they’re getting the same effect of stroking or jerking off as opposed to other ways that would be more clitoral-focused.”