Imagine getting the vibration of a sex toy with your partner in real life. This is the ultimate accompaniment for a night in that truly benefits both of you. By slipping the beads in her vagina, the intense vibration gets her off while sending waves of pleasure to you as you thrust. Pro-tip: Ask her to put it in her butt, and you’ll be able to feel the vibration through the vaginal wall. Truly next level stuff, people.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.