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The second major issue with this is -- and for the sake of this argument, let's pretend for a moment we're all massive cocaine addicts -- in my mind, owning a personal blowjob machine reminds me of Tony Montana's giant pile of cocaine. On the surface, we all love cocaine (only in this scenario #HugsNotDrugs), so this is the best thing of all time, right?! Unlimited cocaine in our home office, sign us cokeheads up!
Choose between 2 thrusting speeds that are best described as ‘pumping frenzy' or ‘insanity'. To give you a concrete idea of how fast the blowjob robot can go adjustment can range from 90 thrusts per minute to 180 thrusts per minute. Pretty tough to get your girl going that fast - especially without complaining! Even if your life depended on you reaching orgasm, it would be hard for you to top those speeds. And, since it is plugged in directly to a wall outlet, you don't have to worry about it losing juice just as you're about to blow yours. Just lube up, slip your tip in and let the blowjob simulator do its work.
Well, yes. First off, it’s not as intense as I would like. This blowjob machine feels nice and soft, but the suction is not too strong and I found that arriving to climax requires lots of time. The thrusting motion could be more powerful in my opinion as well. Secondly, it’s size was too small for me and I often felt that it was gripping my penis too tightly, making me go soft instead of harder. It’s like getting a handjob from an overly eager and inexperienced girl, who thinks that the stronger you jerk the dick, the better it feels.
A higher-tech option from b-Vibe that a bunch of the experts were particularly excited about. “So many nerves are concentrated at the anal opening, it’s an exquisitely sensitive spot, which is why rimming feels so good,” says Finn. According to Richardson at the Museum of Sex Shop, this toy is “unique to the anal-play market.” It “simulate[s] the sensation of rimming” with its “vibrating head and rotating beads in the neck and base.” Another great feature is the remote control, which Duran really appreciates: “No one wants to reach all the way back and change the speed, so having a remote handy is great.” This one works equally well solo or with a partner. (This is the “petite” version, but it’s also available in the original standard size).
Justina Victoria, men’s sex coach and founder of the Sexual Mastery Center, likes the Lelo Billy. “I think [it’s] a bit less less intimidating than other prostate stimulators,“ says Victoria, so it’s a good choice for beginners or anyone just starting to explore. “I would use it as a way to help you feel into parts of your body that you may never have connected to or felt sensation in.”
Last but certainly not least is the infamous Cobra Libre II, by far the best corona stimulation machine on the market. With or without a partner, this bad boy slithers and coils around the head of your penis like a snake, winding and grinding until it achieves success. Virtually weightless, durably made, and completely wireless, this high-grade sex toy is one of the most popular products on the market today.
Furthermore, the battery is rechargeable and the whole contraption is Bluetooth compatible. So why would you need a Bluetooth-ready sex toy? Because, the Max lets you play with your mate remotely which makes long distance relationships a lot more exciting. Your mate must have the same device though (Max or Nora), so that could put a damper on things if it’s not in the budget, but that’s the case with every single comparable toy out there. Great value if you are on a bootstrap budget.

Before buying my very first blowjob machine, I had too many questions which needed answering. Will a blowjob machine feel anything like the real deal? Are they really worth all this money? What if the mailman sees my package and calls me a loser??? I made this blog post to answer all these questions I myself had at one point, and to show you the best blowjob machines in my collection. The world of blowjob simulators is an amazing one, so don’t be afraid of trying something new and exciting, even if it seems strange at first.


The Tenga is a revolutionary new masturbator from Japan that uses a simple design to deliver some not-so-simple feelings. This Keith Haring edition has an original vacuum cup that provides great suction through its hourglass body to intensify the simulation. You can grip the body of the Tenga to make it tighter or just leave it be as your thrust back and forth. An additional mechanism automatically adds lube while keeping spillage to a minimum.
If you're ready to take your own anal play to the next level, look no further than the new line of easy to use anal plugs from Rimmers. "These are remote-controlled anal plugs equipped with rotating beads at their base, which offers a lovely massage sensation that feels a lot like analingus (or getting rimmed, hence the name)," explains Hodder. "Made from 100 percent silicone, they're hygienic and easy to clean — and USB rechargeable, too!" Butt plugs aren't for everyone, but if you've never used a butt plug, you should try one before you dismiss an entire category of sex toys.
The word “fifi” actually comes from prisons, where inmates would make fake vaginas out of the materials at hand. Fifi is like a gourmet fast food burger with its ingenious — albeit simple — design. Roll the toy as loose or tight as you’d like, and slip in the disposable sleeve. After you’re done, simply take the sleeve out and throw it away. Damn, those prisoners are geniuses.
But the good thing is, there's the Men's SOM Rocket Blowjob Machine. Hey, if a living, breathing person can't do it, I'll let the robot do it. I don't want to be picky where my climactic experience is concerned. Like most automatic blowjob toys, this baby is pretty precise, powerful and very reliable. I don't even have to tell it to keep going or whether to swallow or spit it out.
One of the advantages to living in modern society is that our technological advancements have actually made it a reality to get a robotic blowjob. With a wide variety of blowjob machines available, it is possible to get sucked all day, every day (even though this really might be a bit much). The sensations are as realistic as having somebody else do it for you, but without the nuisance of them either choking on your dick before you get off, or choking on your cum after.
A. It will take a couple of weeks after you order to get it, as I am building these to order, I do not have a factory or anything like that. I will try to have full open communication with my customers the best I can, as I really care about my invention, and want everyone who orders one to have a positive experience and really love their robot sex machine.
The Tenga is a revolutionary new masturbator from Japan that uses a simple design to deliver some not-so-simple feelings. This Keith Haring edition has an original vacuum cup that provides great suction through its hourglass body to intensify the simulation. You can grip the body of the Tenga to make it tighter or just leave it be as your thrust back and forth. An additional mechanism automatically adds lube while keeping spillage to a minimum.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you.  Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out.  These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it.  They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
Price: like the old saying: you get what you pay for. A cheap plastic pussy bought from nonamesextoys.com for a few bucks isn’t going to be NEARLY as much fun as a silicone stroker that costs around $70. Like when purchasing a TV or a new dishwasher, it’s usually worth it to pony up more cash and get something you REALLY want. Gotta pay for your kicks!
This might appear just another unspectacular cock sucking stroker in this price range (under $25), but the Vulcan Deepthroat Shower stroker hides quite an innovative secret – it’s completely self-lubricating. Just run water through the sleeve and the already prepared lubricant is activated. It’s a perfect toy if you wake up with a morning stiffie and just want a quick wank, or suck, in the shower before starting your day. The self-lubrication only lasts for about 10 uses, so you will have to add some more water-based lubricant to the toy every so often.
It turns out, the Destroya is very penis-friendly. Its amicable attitude towards the cock makes us wonder whether Stoya is actually a push-over in real life. In fact, our minds wondered several times while we experienced her orifices. It all started with the three small rings at the opening, then we felt the 360-degree pleasure dome. Just when we thought it was done we came upon the row of rounded teeth and fangs that tugged gently on our shaft. By the way, when we say, “came upon,” we mean that literally.
The ultimate toy for the lazy man, The Milker by Lovebotz does it all for you. "An automatic masturbation machine that strokes and sucks, rather than just move up and down like traditional auto-bators," says Hodder. "This is high-level, of course, and an investment piece, but it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this category. It comes with two sizes of cylinder, each with a thin, flexible membrane inside that softly sucks and strokes against the penis, and there’s a convenient storage box included for discretion and to keep it in peak condition when not in use." It may cost you an arm and a leg, but based off that description, it's clearly worth every penny.
At first glance, this thing looks like an alien, however, once you step back and admire the creation that Adam & Eve put upon this earth, you’ll start to realize that this is everything you’ve ever wanted in a sex toy. Is it for boobs guys? Is it for men who love vaginas? Obviously, it's both. As they state in the product description, the hardest thing is deciding where to begin. Well, that’s probably second hardest thing.
The ultimate toy for the lazy man, The Milker by Lovebotz does it all for you. "An automatic masturbation machine that strokes and sucks, rather than just move up and down like traditional auto-bators," says Hodder. "This is high-level, of course, and an investment piece, but it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this category. It comes with two sizes of cylinder, each with a thin, flexible membrane inside that softly sucks and strokes against the penis, and there’s a convenient storage box included for discretion and to keep it in peak condition when not in use." It may cost you an arm and a leg, but based off that description, it's clearly worth every penny.
A. Not sure what the max strokes per minute are, it can go at a fairly decent speed. Remember, this machine is not about speed, it can not go as fast as some fucking machines out there, it was not designed to. What it does do is move in a realistic way, it can pause, stop, slow down, speed up, gyrate, swivel, pump and circle a penis, all at the users control. The robot sex machine is more of a penis pleasuring device, not only a stroker, its meant for edging and/or simulating the feeling of oral sex, and basically replacing your hand. It’s perfect for a nice, long masturbation session, where you want to draw it out, watch a full adult scene or movie while your being pleasured, not a quick wank, it can do that, but you get the most out of it with slower to medium speeds with it gyrating and swirling around your penis at a natural speed, like when getting oral sex performed on you, it’s not about speed.

Everything Rocks Off makes is amazing, I swear by the brand and have approx 10 of their toys. With this one, the design is flawless, and so well made. Rise can be used as an extension of your hand - hold it by the handle and slip their penis inside and switch it on. It'll vibrate and stimulate the head and shaft while you move your hand up and down, or whatever your hand job technique is.
If you've never tried a prostate massager before, there's no better time to invest thanks to the latest line from Aneros. "The Trident Series is more responsive, more comfortable and has more focused sensations for maximum pleasure," says Stacy Rybchin, CEO of My Secret Luxury. "The Trident Series also has a Multi-Axial Motion Architecture that allows the prostate massager to move laterally and up/down and in/out. This added movement makes it easier to reach orgasm." Sure, it looks a bit intimidating, but prostate massagers are going mainstream, and this one is worth a try.
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