top male sextoys

Designed by the legend of a man Brian Sloan, (this guy once held his own ‘most-beautiful vagina' contest and actually had women sending him photos of their beautiful pussies from all around the globe) who not only understands what a man needs in this particular department, but he basically created this department when he came up with the Autoblow 2+ - a male sex toy that feels as close to the real thing as I believe is honestly possible.
The device has a TPR sleeve that forms a tight seal against your skin, resulting in an incredible suction. It also comes with a digital pressure display that shows you how much pumping you are subjecting yourself to in order to reach your desired girth and length. Regular use with the Auto Vac Power Pump not only gives your schlong a new identity, but also better, more impressive abilities. Apart from achieving the size that you want, you also end up practicing and building up your stamina that will keep you going like a bunny rabbit on steroids.

If you’re a fan of ass to mouth porn action, you’ll love this realistic male masturbator that lets you perform the act, anytime and anywhere. A portable and discreet male sex toy that is double ended. At the back, a cute, tight, and inviting asshole, and at the front, lifelike lips that tease you into pulling out the rear passage, and going for some deep throat action!
So, thank the heavens for the X40 Water Penis Pump. This is all you need to be the envy of men and the desire of every woman. Through the use of water and the power of suction, you can be the next Samson in the state championship contest of Who Has It Bigger and Longer. This could also be your opportunity to finally make someone choke for the very reason that you have too much of everything. When your partner can barely manage to deep throat you because of your massive size, you're completely entitled to sit back and act like the King that you clearly are.

This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use if on yourself so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on their penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.
Sex toys designed for use by women and vagina-having people are finally being accepted as 'not that weird'. But 'male sex toys' (this is what they're commonly known as, but it's not the most inclusive term and I try to avoid it where possible) for those who have penises (and buttholes, obvs) have somewhat of a bad rep. This couldn't be more wrong though! Whether you want to use one with someone you're sleeping with/dating/whatever, or whether you want to gift them a sex toy so they can have a luxury wank when you're not there, these are some of the absolute best.
Does size really matter? The answer usually depends on who you're asking, and science has a wide range of explanation. Some people, however, think it's all about the performance. Based on a study, most women are satisfied with whatever weapon their partner has. That being said, the owner of a member whose size doesn't measure up may not feel the same way.
A. Well if you have never been in a sex shop, or browsed a sex toy website, or never bought a sex toy before, do not start with this machine. Not everyone likes sex toys and masturbation to the level I do. I feel I have perfected hands free mastubation with this machine, so if you only enjoy self love once in a while, and are fine with your hand, and have never used a fleshlight or similar adult toy, my robot is too much for you.

I do love the Head Exciter, (although I'm unsure about the name). The vibrations are something that I wasn't sure I was going to love, but it does a pretty damn good job of getting me off, so I'll say I was pleasantly surprised. That being said, when you're comparing it with the Autoblow 2+ you've got two incredibly different pleasure machines. The Head Exciter gives you about 3 inches of sleeve to stick your member into - so as the name suggests, it focuses more on just the head of your cock. It feels good, but to me there's nothing quite like the feeling of my entire shaft being sucked and stroked.


If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.
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