Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!
Not every guy is lucky enough to get a blowjob whenever he wants it. I know - you're probably thinking “Some guys are lucky enough to get a blowjob whenever they want it? Is this a joke?” And the answer is, surprisingly, ‘no', this isn't a joke, and ‘yes' some guys can get blowjobs whenever they feel like getting one. But before you get all bent outta shape because you're not one of them (yet), you should probably know that I'm talking about a blowjob from the Autoblow 2+: The absolute top-of-the-list, must-have blowjob machine.
This automatic robotic mouth is a mainstay on the modern market. It features two textured rings that slide up and down the shaft of your penis, gently producing a sucking sensation at the same time. It requires absolutely no manual interaction whatsoever – for the laziest sexual gluttons among us. And best of all, it’s a reproduction of the original AutoBlow that was so fucking fantastic it sold out repeatedly. Pack your mate’s bags, gentlemen. BJs just came without a gag reflex.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
This is where we come in. We perform extensive research and testing on dozens of sex toys on a regular basis, spend exorbitant money on these products, and “test” over and over again to ensure that the pleasure does not dull. We test Fleshlights, cock rings, prostate massagers and more. The goal is to find the best product for males to take their sexual experiences, both solo or with a partner, to the next level. We love our jobs and we love helping people increase their sexual satisfaction.
After training to be an intellectual property lawyer, Dan abandoned a promising career in financial services to sit at home and play with gadgets. He lives in Norwich, U.K., with his wife, his books and far too many opinions on British TV comedy. One day, if he's very, very lucky, he'll live out his dream to become the executive producer of Doctor Who before retiring to Radio 4.
The VStroker is designed to be used in conjunction with your favorite Fleshlight masturbator. It is an attachable/detachable accessory that adds a massive flair to your fiesta without messing up your rhythm. What makes it so amazing is the fact it not only allows you to virtual fuck your favorite pussies but it can also be used for many other purposes like playing stamina training games.
Even with your own goal in mind, getting off can also be about getting someone else off at the same time. These are the toys for men to use when there’s another person in the equation. Remote-controlled vibrators, pleasure boosters, and a legit cock ring is how you take one of the finest solo activities out there to another level. As always, we suggest you talk to your partner before diving into any of these to make sure you know what they'd be into using.
The Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager is wonderful remote-controlled prostate tickler. A prostate massager is similar to a butt plug. It is designed with an ergonomic shape that is perfect to stimulate the prostate. It comes with a ton of wonderful features and is totally waterproof. Don’t get concerned about the remote control aspect being weak. It is a powerful toy and the remote has a 24-foot range, so it can be used by a partner from across the room if desired.
I was pleasantly surprised, and happy I found it after using it a few times. This one doesn’t have a hard case. It’s kinda like a long rubber tube, with a front that looks remarkably like a real snatch. This is made from a very soft TPE, not silicone. It’s also latex-free, which is a good option for guys with certain sensitivities. Read our review of the Uterus.
Now... don't think you can use a regular vacuum as a substitute for the Auto Vac Power Pump. No matter what your friend told you when he tried DIY penis enlargement, which I would imagine would be painful, don't risk using anything else not designed for this particular purpose. You only got one rifle, my friend, don't use the wrong holster and mess everything up.
Powerful industrial strength motor - Without the motor, this would be like any other toy out there. That's why it's so important to have a strong, durable motor. The makers of Autoblow 2+ claim that it's an industrial strength motor, and while I have no way of actually confirming that myself, I will say that it is very powerful, and it sure does get the job done!
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition certainly feel like what they’re designed to feel like: completely customized blowjobs without all the gagging, scraping, and complaining. We read how some people have negative things to say about the weight and bulkiness of the full-size Fleshlights, but in our experience, that weight distribution helps us get firm, strong strokes without breaking anything – our dicks included.
Whether in 2D or VR, the sort of films that are going to obviously suit the Launch are within a very narrow genre. Specifically, if you're using a Bluetooth male masturbator, the films that pair best are going in the hand-job or vanilla-sex categories. If, like me, your tastes are more esoteric and unconventional, then you're always going to be left unsatisfied by the mainstream content on offer.
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Other than a lubricant, you really don’t need anything. Some of these models come with removable inserts, which you can change according to your wishes, so once you get bored with one style, you can buy another to spice up the experience. This, however, is by no means necessary. The toys by themselves are more than enough for a complete robot blowjob experience.
This stroker is made for trans men, designed in collaboration with renowned adult film star, producer, and trans advocate, Buck Angel. It’s about the “same size as the Tenga Egg, but with a smaller opening,” says Duran. “It helps a lot of guys feel they’re getting the same effect of stroking or jerking off as opposed to other ways that would be more clitoral-focused.”