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Automatic electric masturbators jack you off without the slightest bit of manpower, but the canal textures are either molded to simulate vaginal/anal sex or they’re some kind of creative shit that feels good but doesn’t imitate a real nob job. Typically referred to as “sex simulators,” automatic masturbators are designed to look and feel more like genitals and less like an eager tongue.
I've heard many times ‘I don't need that, I can get laid whenever I want' or ‘Sex toys are for women'. And to those skeptics I say this - even if you CAN get laid whenever you want - can you guarantee that you're going to get the best blowjob of your life every time? (didn't think so) Even for those of you in a relationship, the Autoblow 2+ still has its place. And I can guarantee you that this is a sex toy for MEN, not women. But until you try it, you'll never know. And honestly, you'll be missing out.

Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!
For 2018 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their entire lives. There should be something for everybody on this list after all these male sex toys are the most sold, most popular and best and giving you knee-trembling orgasms.
To limit the amount of bullshit you endure during your search for the perfect blowjob machine, a little preparation is required. I’ve met many a fallen comrade who unwittingly bought a useless piece of junk because they refused to do their homework. Don’t be that guy. Use the following 5-point checklist to determine whether the toy you’re considering is worth its salt:

“After lubing up and entering Lea I can honestly say I’ve never felt feelings down below like it. The way she gripped the shaft was amazing and the slower I went the higher the intensity. After only a few minutes of my girlfriend using Lea on me I couldn’t hold back and Lea gave me one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had in many years of using toys”.


Imagine getting the vibration of a sex toy with your partner in real life. This is the ultimate accompaniment for a night in that truly benefits both of you. By slipping the beads in her vagina, the intense vibration gets her off while sending waves of pleasure to you as you thrust. Pro-tip: Ask her to put it in her butt, and you’ll be able to feel the vibration through the vaginal wall. Truly next level stuff, people.
A. Yes, there are a few minor ones which are quickly forgotten when you start using it. It is not convenient (not for rubbing out a quick one as they say). You need to plug it into an AC outlet and plug the USB cable into a windows computer (version 2 needs no computer, just plug into a power outlet (US style plug) and press one of the 4 pre-set program buttons). It takes a few mins to set up and put away. It is a little expensive, but like most things, you get what you pay for.
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This is one of Bard’s favorites, and she says it’s an all-time best seller at Shag. “It makes for a great surprise … Your partner has no idea that you’re wearing an oral sex lip gloss, it looks just like regular lip gloss.” She describes the effect as “a fire-and-ice sensation that escalates.” It’s also very discreet. “I keep one in my bag,” says Bard.
Last but not least, the big P word… I know we would all like to go for a sex doll priced at 7k, but if we don’t have the money then we’re not going to buy one, are we…? Make sure you don’t break the bank on your purchase. But again, don’t try and pinch pennies too much as it could take away from the quality or sensation you may have. This may even lead to paying more, even though you think you are paying less.

Self pleasure can be enjoyed at any time with the inexpensive and feature rich Tenga Eggs. Users of the Egg peel off the outer layer, reminiscent of a hard boiled egg, and then crack the shell open to reveal a cup shaped like a masturbation sleeve. This sleeve provides multiple unique internal patterns and features, providing different strokes for each egg. While intended to be used for a single session, the lifespan of a Tenga Egg can be increased by utilizing a condom with use and then performing a thorough but careful cleaning.
If you’ve always wanted to double penetrate your partner, but just can’t find a reliable friend to play, opt for this toy instead. The cock ring will keep you nice and hard, while the attached dildo slides into her butt. It’s like killing two birds with one sexy stone. A vibrating bullet also moves against the two of you as she’s taken to the wild world of DP.
Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!

The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.


- You get the locking suction cup base, that is how you attach it to things (smooth surfaces), and I am including a section of plastic board (6 X 12 inches) to use as a base, however, it’s just to get you started, you may want to attach it to something else smooth, or a permanent hardware install (using screws & some extra clamps/mounts/hardware - available online). The instructions describe how to set it up for sitting or laying down.
With this vibrating knob gobbler, you only need to lube up the head of your cock, stick it in the masturbator and sit back like a king being royally cock-sucked by a number of harems who switches you from one puckered mouth to the next. The sucking action doesn't stop until YOU let up. The Xtreme Head Exciter does all the stroking, thrusting and licking for you. Kama Sutra stance has nothing on this pleasure device when you want your head to be given undivided attention.
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Sex toys designed for use by women and vagina-having people are finally being accepted as 'not that weird'. But 'male sex toys' (this is what they're commonly known as, but it's not the most inclusive term and I try to avoid it where possible) for those who have penises (and buttholes, obvs) have somewhat of a bad rep. This couldn't be more wrong though! Whether you want to use one with someone you're sleeping with/dating/whatever, or whether you want to gift them a sex toy so they can have a luxury wank when you're not there, these are some of the absolute best.

Everything Rocks Off makes is amazing, I swear by the brand and have approx 10 of their toys. With this one, the design is flawless, and so well made. Rise can be used as an extension of your hand - hold it by the handle and slip their penis inside and switch it on. It'll vibrate and stimulate the head and shaft while you move your hand up and down, or whatever your hand job technique is.
The only thing you absolutely do need is water-based lubricant. Without it, your dick will get sore, as some of these blowjob machines are really tight. Trust me, you don’t want to experience a blowjob without any lubricant – after all, what makes a real blowjob great is all of the saliva. In the case of blowjob machines, you have to replace saliva with a water-based lubricant.

At the end of the day, we wound up appreciating the overall design of the SayberX. It features this sturdy, plastic casing that feels durable yet lightweight – almost like it was invented by NASA for something less perverted. This toy also features an automatic drive system that keeps the motion going without manual assistance and customer can even buy a sexy ring for their partners, which is actually just a silicone Bluetooth-compatible finger loop that reacts to the wearer’s spontaneous motions.
It feels like a dream. Okay, that's vague, I know. How about - it feels like a blowjob. A blowjob that you can get whenever you feel like it. You can make it last as long as possible, or get off in a minute flat. The choice is yours. With the smooth, silky interior of the sleeve, mixed with a bit of lube, it's difficult to tell it apart from the real deal. And the beads - they move up and down the shaft with such realism, it's incredible. But until you try it, you won't know just how realistic it really is, no matter how long I jabber on for.

The Wave might look similar to the Billy — they’re made by the same company — but it has a lot more going on under the hood. The Wave is one of the most high-tech prostate toys around, and a favorite of Museum of Sex Store buyer Kit Richardson, who praises its “dual-motor design.” It has an internal arm that moves in a “come hither” motion to stimulate the prostate, and a “strong vibrating external arm for optimal perineum stimulation.”


There’s no doubt that Japanese sex toy company ‘Tenga’ make the most realistic cock sucking masturbators on the market. Tenga’s toys create the sucking sensation through the use of very clever design that utilises vacuum pressure. With the Tenga Deep Throat, the toy has been shaped with a tapered design in the middle. This not only makes the toy very easy to grip as you slide it up and down, it serves to combine with the vacuum pressure to ‘pull’ the penis in. The result is something very close to a delicious blowjob. At only $12, every blowjob toy fan ought to have one of these under his bed.
Movable from head to toe right down to her fingertips, Pipedream Products’ Ultimate Fantasy Dolls are carefully created to fulfill fantasies and inspire intimate pleasure on all levels. With true lifelike attention to detail and super-soft Fanta Flesh skin, Ultimate Fantasy Dolls will make all of your dreams come true! Caress Bianca's lush strawberry-blonde hair and be seduced by her stunning hazel eyes. Open her tender lips to experience the ultimate oral fantasy, or wrap her dainty, posable fingers and painted fingernails around your thick pleasure rod. Her firm, perky breasts are waiting for a titty fuck, while her perfect ass is pleasantly snug and willing to please. Bianca is incredibly sexy from her pretty head down to her graceful feet that are sure to please foot fetish enthusiasts!  Standing at 5'4"(163cm), Bianca is sure to fulfill your every fantasy with her intricate eyes, supple lips, realistic pussy, posable joints, and lifelike toes. Her entire body is supported by a super-strong stainless steel skeleton that features moveable and bendable joints just like a real woman! Pose her in any position you can think of, dress her in your favorite lingerie or bikini, spray your favorite perfume all over her, and make sure to send in photos showing us just how beautiful she really is! Bianca is all yours to enjoy and ready to fulfill all of your Ultimate Fantasies! Below is a list of all of the accessories included with your doll:
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Described as a “sleeve only” toy, this thing is like the cream center of an Oreo cookie. Without the hard, outer covering, the Blue Ice wriggles and jiggles to the beat of your own drum, allowing you to squeeze and beat your meat like it owes you money. Using the same ultra-realistic skin-soft material developed by the masters of masturbation themselves, this toy gives men (and their partners) a lot more control of the situation while also providing tons more discretion than they’re used to.
Then there are the times when you have already cum and, when you see her panting with the effort it took to get you there, you decide that it would be cruel to ask her to go again; even though you really still want your dick sucked. That's when you begin to wish you had a robot who could continue to do the job until you are completely satisfied, each and every time.
A. Every time I use it, I still can’t believe how well it works, and I think back to the days when I only dreamed about a machine that can do what mine does. I remember how I felt after reading some description of a wonderful new powered stroker, buying it, and then feeling disappointed as it did not deliver what it said it would. I wasted alot of cash on crap sextoys, so I have been there, where many people are today, that's why I want to share my machine, give people the opportunity to buy something really good, and new. Something they have never seen before, something that actually works. Something that can be used in many positions and situations. Many sextoys do not show a demonstration, as it would fall far short of the description used to sell it. I figured I would just show it in action, and let it sell itself.
This automatic robotic mouth is a mainstay on the modern market. It features two textured rings that slide up and down the shaft of your penis, gently producing a sucking sensation at the same time. It requires absolutely no manual interaction whatsoever – for the laziest sexual gluttons among us. And best of all, it’s a reproduction of the original AutoBlow that was so fucking fantastic it sold out repeatedly. Pack your mate’s bags, gentlemen. BJs just came without a gag reflex.
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A. It will take a couple of weeks after you order to get it, as I am building these to order, I do not have a factory or anything like that. I will try to have full open communication with my customers the best I can, as I really care about my invention, and want everyone who orders one to have a positive experience and really love their robot sex machine.
This is the Swiss Army knife of sex toys. A soft, stretchy ring as the base of the toy acts as a cock ring while a pair of bunny ears massages her clitoris with every thrust. But wait, there’s more! You’ve got the option to insert the 10.5" anal stimulator for backdoor thrills, but whose back door you decide to insert this thing in is entirely up to you. It's also waterproof, has plenty of speeds to choose from, and is totally discrete. 
This is one of Bard’s favorites, and she says it’s an all-time best seller at Shag. “It makes for a great surprise … Your partner has no idea that you’re wearing an oral sex lip gloss, it looks just like regular lip gloss.” She describes the effect as “a fire-and-ice sensation that escalates.” It’s also very discreet. “I keep one in my bag,” says Bard.
Of course, the elephant in the room: price. We are well aware that, if possible, we would all own a $10,000 sex doll. However, we don’t all have the money for that. Ensure that you aren’t going to break the bank on your purchase. But, you should also not be a penny pincher with this purchase decision. This might detract from the sensations or quality of your male masturbator of choice.
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