As technology continues to improve our lives, it's also being featured in the latest sex devices we are able to bring into the bedroom (or use for our own personal pleasure). To put it into perspective, think about the cell phone you owned years ago. When it comes to technology, so many features and functionalities have evolved over time — and your phone isn't the only device that's been reaping the benefits. The sex toy market has been tapping into the latest trends in tech to invent new and better ways to get people off. And if this is news to you, prepare to have your mind blown. Think fleshlights molded after your favorite porn star, masturbation devices that capture the sensations of oral and vaginal sex simultaneously, and remote-controlled anal plugs for your easiest prostate orgasm ever. What a time to be alive, right?
“I’ve tried all kinds of lubes, but I keep coming back to this one. It tingles enough to give you a sensation down there, but not so much that it becomes uncomfortable. The little beads pop and burst on contact, which was cool for both me and my boyfriend. They’re easy to use, and easy to clean up. I like that you don’t have to unscrew the top, also. (It just pops up.) I’ll definitely keep buying this one.”
This is where I always hear ‘But it's not real! How can it possibly feel that good?!' And my response is that the interior of the SOM Rocket may not BE real, but it certainly FEELS real. Made of a stretchy material, complete with holes, ridges and bumps for a stimulating effect, it is more than what I could even expect from the ‘real deal'. The material also ensures a tight grip for that snug fit and ultimate stroking and pumping action. But the real bonus is the angled position that mimics how you would be poised when given an actual blowjob, as the SOM Rocket counteracts with its downward thrusting motion.
This penis pump will not only improve your erection it will also help improve the overall health of your penis. Make sure you also check out my article on how to make your penis bigger naturally. It’s so incredibly simple to use, all you do is fill with water, release, increase the pressure and hold for a few minutes, a few times a day. Use it in the bath or shower to easily disperse of the water and with regular use, you will see a difference in erections and penis size.
A. Yes, there are a few minor ones which are quickly forgotten when you start using it. It is not convenient (not for rubbing out a quick one as they say). You need to plug it into an AC outlet and plug the USB cable into a windows computer (version 2 needs no computer, just plug into a power outlet (US style plug) and press one of the 4 pre-set program buttons). It takes a few mins to set up and put away. It is a little expensive, but like most things, you get what you pay for.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you. Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out. These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it. They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
Ultimately, a robotic blowjob is about one thing and one thing only, giving a man an incredible orgasmic experience. These machines can be used with a partner or for solo action…whatever gets you off. For those that don't have a partner these little gadgets come in extra handy. Last, but certainly not least, some people just want their dick sucked continuously.
The second major issue with this is -- and for the sake of this argument, let's pretend for a moment we're all massive cocaine addicts -- in my mind, owning a personal blowjob machine reminds me of Tony Montana's giant pile of cocaine. On the surface, we all love cocaine (only in this scenario #HugsNotDrugs), so this is the best thing of all time, right?! Unlimited cocaine in our home office, sign us cokeheads up!
Adjustable Suction Panels – Almost every blowjob machine on the market allows its user to adjust the strength of suction. However, some are easier to use than others. Manual panels require hand strength and coordination, but they prevent ripping your dick off with too much suction. Automatic panels are better suited for lazy perverts, but the variation between settings is often difficult to manipulate.
It's always terribly disappointing (to say the least) when a woman is sucking you off and then, right before you are about to explode, she just stops. Wtf! You want to just grab a fistful of her hair and force your member down her throat until the force behind your orgasm pushes her to the other side of the room. Being the gentleman that you are, however, you smile sweetly, and say, ‘That's okay, baby,' when she lets you know that she just can't go any more.
Then there are the times when you have already cum and, when you see her panting with the effort it took to get you there, you decide that it would be cruel to ask her to go again; even though you really still want your dick sucked. That's when you begin to wish you had a robot who could continue to do the job until you are completely satisfied, each and every time.
Automatic electric masturbators jack you off without the slightest bit of manpower, but the canal textures are either molded to simulate vaginal/anal sex or they’re some kind of creative shit that feels good but doesn’t imitate a real nob job. Typically referred to as “sex simulators,” automatic masturbators are designed to look and feel more like genitals and less like an eager tongue.
Great sex doesn't always have to involve another person. Strange as that sounds, please just hear me out. Male sex toys, often lovingly referred to as ‘blowjob machines', have revolutionized the way that men think about (and have) great sex. It wasn't all that long ago that the sex toy industry was dominated by toys designed for women and women only. Other than the cock-rings, I suppose, which let's get real - those were designed with women in mind too.
I was never OVERLY lacking in the size department, but being bigger has still always had its appeal (I KNOW I'm not the only man who feels this way). So I gave the X40 Water Penis Pump a run for its money. I gave it a try, and true to its name, it pumped my penis. It looked incredible, if I do say so myself. And the best part? Is that not only was it even more beautiful to look at, but the process felt good too! I mean, it's not got me shooting off like fireworks (because it doesn't have the same stroking motion as the Autoblow) but if it feels good AND gives me a huge, long-lasting erection I'm all for it.
At first glance, this thing looks like an alien, however, once you step back and admire the creation that Adam & Eve put upon this earth, you’ll start to realize that this is everything you’ve ever wanted in a sex toy. Is it for boobs guys? Is it for men who love vaginas? Obviously, it's both. As they state in the product description, the hardest thing is deciding where to begin. Well, that’s probably second hardest thing.
This was the "What was I thinking" purchase of the year for me. It's not all that pleasant to use and good luck trying to clean the sleeve. once you get it out/. It is a like an act of Congress to get back in. I called to return it. they gave me my money back and told me to keep it..lol.. that was almost 2 months ago. I haven't picked it up since. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?! lol
This is another excellent device, which might be #1 on a lot of guys’ lists. In my opinion, this one still can’t top the Fleshlight. It does have some unique attributes, though, that make it stand out from the pack. Namely the ability to apply more pressure with your fingers if necessary. I also reviewed the Tenga Polygon, right here. It’s not great, but certainly worth a mention.
If you want a prostate toy that won’t overwhelm or intimidate you, go for something straightforward like the Mangasm Edge Vibrating Prostate Milking Toy. A built-in super strong vibration system works via remote control to deliver a buzz that’ll make you see stars. Measuring in at only 5.3 x 1.5 x 0.7 inches, the toy is a small-yet-powerful toy that’s perfect for beginners.
You can choose from three different sleeve sizes and three different designs, making the personalization of the Autoblow truly unique. Just plug it in, lube up, place it on your penis, and enjoy it. With the powerful motor and three beaded rings that surround the sleeve, the Autoblow 2 creates a realistic blowjob feel and you do not have to do anything except to enjoy yourself!
Designed by the legend of a man Brian Sloan, (this guy once held his own ‘most-beautiful vagina' contest and actually had women sending him photos of their beautiful pussies from all around the globe) who not only understands what a man needs in this particular department, but he basically created this department when he came up with the Autoblow 2+ - a male sex toy that feels as close to the real thing as I believe is honestly possible.
Only one sleeve texture - This is only partially a con, because although there is only one type of sleeve texture, that one kind feels great. That being said, however, you'd think that on a product where you can change the size and orifice of the sleeve, you'd be able to change the texture inside. But maybe that old saying fits here - ‘Don't fix what ain't broken'.
3. Fleshlight STU – If you struggle with stamina in the bedroom or just want to last longer than you currently do, you should consider stamina training. Of course, there are many ways you can do this online with just your hand, but what fun is that? Fleshlight considered this and came up with a solution. The STU, or Stamina Training Unit, comes with a guide on how to get started and a short training guide to follow.
It features the Fleshlight brand’s famous SuperSkin material as one would expect, only the sleeve of the Turbo is such that it damn near forces your balls to empty in a hurry (hence the name). Great for stamina practice and sensual solo missions, the Turbo comes in two models, each with its own unique sleeve lining: The Thrust and the Ignition. Gentlemen, we think it’s time to start your engines.
The best blowjob machines actually are surprisingly close to this feeling. Of course, it is and never will be exactly the same sensation as thrusting yourself in a real woman, but what you will find is that the overall blowjob experience might even become more enjoyable. For example, after orgasming, you will not have any obligation to please the other side, you can just relax!
Hot Octopuss' Pulse iii is a super cool new toy for penises. Instead of vibrating, it it delivers "high amplitude oscillations", which are a medical technology. I know right, that's some sci-fi sh*t right there. With a splash of lube, you can slip the penis inside and then control the oscillations. The penis doesn't even need to be erect to use (and enjoy) the toy, so it's great for people with erectile dysfunction too.
A. Not sure what the max strokes per minute are, it can go at a fairly decent speed. Remember, this machine is not about speed, it can not go as fast as some fucking machines out there, it was not designed to. What it does do is move in a realistic way, it can pause, stop, slow down, speed up, gyrate, swivel, pump and circle a penis, all at the users control. The robot sex machine is more of a penis pleasuring device, not only a stroker, its meant for edging and/or simulating the feeling of oral sex, and basically replacing your hand. It’s perfect for a nice, long masturbation session, where you want to draw it out, watch a full adult scene or movie while your being pleasured, not a quick wank, it can do that, but you get the most out of it with slower to medium speeds with it gyrating and swirling around your penis at a natural speed, like when getting oral sex performed on you, it’s not about speed.
For 2018 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their entire lives. There should be something for everybody on this list after all these male sex toys are the most sold, most popular and best and giving you knee-trembling orgasms.