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After I'd watched the first clip in full, I scrubbed through the next three in the hope of finding something that would enable me to finish. Unfortunately, it wasn't going to be my day, and after about 20 minutes I decided to re-lube and double down by watching the original film again. It was fun, for sure, and an enjoyable experience, but I wound up spending 40 minutes inside the device without ejaculating. Unlike last time, however, this wasn't the Launch's fault, but a problem with the content.

Because she is not only tight but completely ribbed for your pleasure, you need to learn how to not to blow your load as soon as you enter her. She is there to train you into submission and teach you how to prolong your orgasm. This may sound like an easy job but her beautiful plush lips aren’t the only thing that’s inviting, as soon as you plunge deep into her you will feel the caressing walls of this fleshlight as they press up against your most sensitive areas of your penis. Enjoy discreet storage with the golden outer case and even give her a go as soon as she arrives as she comes packaged with a sachet of lube!


There’s no doubt that Japanese sex toy company ‘Tenga’ make the most realistic cock sucking masturbators on the market. Tenga’s toys create the sucking sensation through the use of very clever design that utilises vacuum pressure. With the Tenga Deep Throat, the toy has been shaped with a tapered design in the middle. This not only makes the toy very easy to grip as you slide it up and down, it serves to combine with the vacuum pressure to ‘pull’ the penis in. The result is something very close to a delicious blowjob. At only $12, every blowjob toy fan ought to have one of these under his bed.
First and foremost, pay close attention to the types of materials used for each blowjob machine you’re looking at. If it’s in the budget, go for something made from medical-grade or at least body-safe silicone (and use a good water-based lube with it so you don’t fuck shit up like an idiot). TPE and polycarbonate plastic are decent alternatives in a pinch. Whatever you do, stay away from toys made with latex (a potential allergen) or phthalates (a.k.a. that nasty shit some manufacturers use to make their toys soft and pliable).
First and foremost, pay close attention to the types of materials used for each blowjob machine you’re looking at. If it’s in the budget, go for something made from medical-grade or at least body-safe silicone (and use a good water-based lube with it so you don’t fuck shit up like an idiot). TPE and polycarbonate plastic are decent alternatives in a pinch. Whatever you do, stay away from toys made with latex (a potential allergen) or phthalates (a.k.a. that nasty shit some manufacturers use to make their toys soft and pliable).
Serves them (BMW) right. This is a subscription model taken too far. What next? Functioning windows and seat adjustments only if you pay a monthly fee? How about foldable back seats to increase your storage, but only if you pay a per-use fee? BMW - to my best knowledge - is the first company to offer Car Play on a subscription basis and in my opinion it is a huge misstep on their part. They cannot claim to be a luxury/performance brand and at the same time borrow freely from a budget airline playbook.Paging Apple... Perhaps it should modify Car Play licensing / conditions to discourage this in the future.

Automatic electric masturbators jack you off without the slightest bit of manpower, but the canal textures are either molded to simulate vaginal/anal sex or they’re some kind of creative shit that feels good but doesn’t imitate a real nob job. Typically referred to as “sex simulators,” automatic masturbators are designed to look and feel more like genitals and less like an eager tongue.

A. To get the motion I wanted, the mechanical arms have to be exposed on the outside, plus the stand is an important part of my design, so yes, it is not much to look at, but that’s not the point of it. Most toys made for a penis try to build it all in one, with everything inside a case of some kind. To get the movement actions I wanted, I had to try a different approach, so that's why my machine looks like nothing you have seen before. The number one priority of my machine is how it feels on your penis. Everything else comes second, and to achieve this I designed it like it is.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.

Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!


Regardless of your level of experience, the Lelo Hugo has been designed to provide strong “p-spot” (prostate) pleasure. This is done through its six different vibration modes, powered by a rechargeable USB input. We highly recommend throwing on some water based lubricant, or there might be a bit of a tug after playtime is over, if you get our drift.
No roundup would be complete without a budget minded option. Fifi is the quintessential underdog in this race, but holds its own quite well. With affordability, compatibility and portability in mind, Fifi is a fantastic option. No, it doesn’t feel as good as a Fleshlight or Tenga product. But it excels for a few other reasons. Read the entire Fifi review, right here.
Made by Tenga — of Egg fame — the Flip Zero is another one of Duran’s favorite sleeves. “The great thing about the Flip Zero is that unlike some of the other sleeves” in rigid plastic containers, this one has a flexible case that responds to touch. “It gives people the opportunity to still adjust and feel their own hand strength, or [their] partner’s hand strength, instead of just relying on the product.”
Toys are for boys but appliances are for MEN! This is the first male pleasure product built to the quality standard of a kitchen appliance. Laugh all you want, but when you are still enjoying your purchase a few years from now - you'll thank us. The Autoblow 2+ XT's heavy duty exterior case combined with its industrial strength motor will provide more than 500 hours of solo action. Just lube up, slide in, and let the Autoblow 2+ XT do what it does best - get you off!
This might appear just another unspectacular cock sucking stroker in this price range (under $25), but the Vulcan Deepthroat Shower stroker hides quite an innovative secret – it’s completely self-lubricating. Just run water through the sleeve and the already prepared lubricant is activated. It’s a perfect toy if you wake up with a morning stiffie and just want a quick wank, or suck, in the shower before starting your day. The self-lubrication only lasts for about 10 uses, so you will have to add some more water-based lubricant to the toy every so often.
The VStroker is designed to be used in conjunction with your favorite Fleshlight masturbator. It is an attachable/detachable accessory that adds a massive flair to your fiesta without messing up your rhythm. What makes it so amazing is the fact it not only allows you to virtual fuck your favorite pussies but it can also be used for many other purposes like playing stamina training games.
But in the past decade or so, the light bulb finally went on. Someone thought ‘Wait a second… men like pleasure too. (duh!) Let's make some fun and sexy toys for men too!' Okay, not sure what the actual thought process was, but I'm sure it went something like that. Point being, men finally have an arsenal of arousing toys on the market with which to make them roar with joy. Literally.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.
For the guys out there who want some more excitement, more technology, or just more everything, you have this category of futuristic sex toys. These toys tie in science and technology to pleasure men in ways that weren’t available even a few years ago. This is the stuff you hoped would be around in the future when you daydreamed as a young, horny, pre-pubescent teen.

More like a less high-end version of a Fleshlight manual masturbator, the FleshJack is still a terrific choice for men who want to spice things up in the bedroom (either with a partner or all alone). Featuring a hyper-realistic flesh-like material and designed to look just as inconspicuous as its competition, this little number is a sound investment for those who want to play the field a bit.


Designed by the legend of a man Brian Sloan, (this guy once held his own ‘most-beautiful vagina' contest and actually had women sending him photos of their beautiful pussies from all around the globe) who not only understands what a man needs in this particular department, but he basically created this department when he came up with the Autoblow 2+ - a male sex toy that feels as close to the real thing as I believe is honestly possible.
Claire Reid is a journalist at LADbible. Claire graduated from Liverpool John Moores University with a BA in journalism. She’s previously worked at Trinity Mirror. Since joining LADbible, Claire has worked on pieces for the UOKM8? mental health campaign, the Yemen crisis, life in the Calais Jungle as well as a profile of a man who is turning himself into a cyborg.
When a man sets out to buy an automatic handsfree masturbator, he ought to get a day off work. Unfortunately, horny men must discover the perfect sex toy in their spare time, anxiously perusing various websites trying to quickly compare features and prices before committing to anything. We’ve got to do better than that, boys. Check out this nifty no hands masturbator buying guide to get the most bang for your buck.

“With this toy, you get a compact and discreet looking object. Not too big, not too obvious. You get a complex intercourse feeling, starting soft and sweet, and then getting nice and grippy mid-way, so that is never boring playing with different rhythms. It is tight, but not too much, so when you do finish, you’ve got all the space and comfort in the world to throb away. I guarantee you, if you heat this up and start playing with it you won’t miss your girlfriend that day.”


Lefties always get shortchanged, and that includes when it comes to sex toys. But not with the new BlewIt2. "A masturbation sleeve with suction, BlewIt 2 can be used by left or right hand users. The sleeve has been redesigned and is removable and easy to clean," says Rybchin. This hands free vacuum stroker features intense suction thanks to a patent pending one-way valve, which removes excess air with each stroke.
Ready to take a new toy out for a spin? Whether you're a first time buyer of adult toys or a seasoned sex toy user, there's something new and noteworthy on this list of sex toys that's sure to pique your interest. Here are the latest and greatest sex toys for men, no matter what it is you're into, to improve your sex life, push your boundaries, and heighten your sexual pleasure.
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