Unlike the X40 Water Pump, the Auto Vac Power Pump is completely hands-free which for me, adds a little bit in the pleasure department. The fact that I'm literally just sitting back and relaxing is always a selling point for me. But compared to the Autoblow 2+? Well, they're just not really the same class of pleasure craft. The Autoblow 2+ feels incredible, but it's not going to give you a huge cock. The Auto Vac Power Pump will. It also feels pretty good, but nowhere near the same level. I guess it just depends on your needs. For example, if you take good care of your teeth, you probably have both a toothbrush AND dental floss. Or mouthwash. They're for similar purposes, but you still need both. Catch my drift?
Ultimately, a robotic blowjob is about one thing and one thing only, giving a man an incredible orgasmic experience. These machines can be used with a partner or for solo action…whatever gets you off. For those that don't have a partner these little gadgets come in extra handy. Last, but certainly not least, some people just want their dick sucked continuously.
Together, these two sexually deviant manufacturers have given the world of men a new option – taking masturbation where it’s never been before. The manly machine is large and in charge for sure, but secrecy isn’t really a concern when the opportunity arises to use a high-tech piece of ass like this. Swap out your favorite Fleshlight model in an instant to enjoy hours of pleasure with each charge.
While we all might be curious about the best plunger or probiotic tampon or cold-sore remedy, it can be difficult to discuss these more personal items. That’s why we’re tackling Things We Don’t Talk About, a series in which we track down the best hygiene-, sex-, and bodily function-related things we all need but might be too embarrassed to ask about. Today, recommendations on the best sex toys for men (just in time for Valentine’s Day).
If your penis-having person hasn't used a masturbation sleeve before, the TENGA eggs are a great shout. They're small and cute, and inside are soft sleeves of elastomer with different textures that feel amazing stroked against the penis. They come with lube, too. So you can just wank away (or they can solo), they can come inside the egg, and you can dispose of it.
I need to calm down for a second. The potential for this post is mind boggling—snow dicks, dragons and more! I'll just get right to the facts—this 12V-powered device runs off a car's cigarette lighter (or 12V outlet, if you don't happen to be driving around in a old Lincoln), looks like a pair of lips, fits around your willy, and sucks, period. It's available for $38 and would make a great Valentine's Day gift, to yourself, of course. Still doubting its ability? Check out the review.
This thing is more than just a little plastic ring you slap around your dick to keep you from cumming. In fact, it’s designed to accomplish just the opposite. The We-Vibe features an ergonomic pendulum-shaped body that is comprised of super-stretchy skin-safe silicone (as you would expect). The shit is beyond smooth, so we didn’t experience any skin pulling or snagging along the way. Additionally, this toy’s unique shape curves and bends to rest gently on the hyper-sensitive perineum. Once turned on, the 10 different vibratory settings can be quickly explored using the single button on the device itself or via the app for long distance deprivation.
Vibrating – There are some women that are really good at head. There are some women that are really great at head. There are some women that can give you mother-fucking, mind-blowing head! There is, however, absolutely no (human) woman that can make her mouth vibrate while sucking your cock. This is where these toys provide the ultimate head experience by vibrating while bringing you to orgasm.
Cum harder than ever... even by yourself! You've seen the Fleshlight, but with so many sex toys for men on the market, it's important to choose one that's perfect for your cock. Every guy should own at least one male stroker, so find the best pocket pussy (or if you prefer a blowjob or anal sex, the best male masturbator) for your everyday needs! Not every male vibrator is made for your ass... get a penis vibrator to make your boner buzz.
Price: like the old saying: you get what you pay for. A cheap plastic pussy bought from nonamesextoys.com for a few bucks isn’t going to be NEARLY as much fun as a silicone stroker that costs around $70. Like when purchasing a TV or a new dishwasher, it’s usually worth it to pony up more cash and get something you REALLY want. Gotta pay for your kicks!
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you. Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out. These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it. They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
Does your sex toy really need to be Bluetooth compatible? Probably not, but if your partner doesn't live with you or travels frequently, investing in the Lovense Max can help you two stay, uhh, connected while you're apart. Think of it as a great facilitator for long-distance relationships. And as far as its inner workings, this toy's air pump design mimics the feel and flow of oral sex, and provides rumbly vibrations for added pleasure.
If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.