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Don’t be the dumbass who buys a blowjob machine just because it looks good or is advertised by a well-known brand. That canal texture is going to be what makes or breaks the toy, so concentrate on that if you know what’s good for you. Search for things like removeable sleeves, interchangeable canals, and extreme oral-simulation textures instead. Get a good idea as to the quality of the texture by skimming over a couple customer reviews.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
Looking closer, we discovered that the Hot Octopuss pulls off its trickery by using this really cool thing called “oscillating pulse plate technology.” That feature, combined with the springy wings that open to encase your shaft, provide an all-encompassing masturbation that requires no manual assistance. In other words: you can either strap it on your dick and let it pleasure your penis, or you can slide it up and down and stimulate your cock at your leisure. Talk about some versatile shit. Look ma, no hands!
We love those people. If it weren’t for you guys, the world wouldn’t have a need for a toy like this – one that can offer a fully automated blowjob by connecting to online databases containing VR and POV porn content(SOLO mode is also possible). No joke, the Fleshlight Launch is the next top male sex toy – a real-life way for mankind to go where no man has gone before: to the world of real-time hands-free masturbation with super intense vulcanic orgasms!
This thing makes the other toys from the TENGA brand seem like wasteful pieces of expensive garbage, and it’s uncertain how the brand will ever improve upon it in the future. I’m not saying there aren’t any flaws, it’s just that the flaws which do exist are so minor that anyone complaining needs to shut the fuck up. This is what we’ve been waiting for, boys. It’s time to whip out your wallets and put your money where your dick is.
We spoke with a lot of sex shop owners and buyers to put this list together, and they kept mentioning this new brand called b-Vibe, which specializes in anal plugs. “These are pretty cool because they’re weighted on the inside with one or two steel balls,” says Duran. “You won’t see it, but when it’s in the body you feel those weights a little. It’s a great way to see if you’re into anal stimulation.” They’re available in four different sizes, so you can choose whatever feels most comfortable.