Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
But the good thing is, there's the Men's SOM Rocket Blowjob Machine. Hey, if a living, breathing person can't do it, I'll let the robot do it. I don't want to be picky where my climactic experience is concerned. Like most automatic blowjob toys, this baby is pretty precise, powerful and very reliable. I don't even have to tell it to keep going or whether to swallow or spit it out.
Trying to bust a nut with your partner on the run? There’s an app for that. The Lovesense Max is a patent-pending blowjob machine that can be controlled with the touch of a button. Complete with air vents for customized suction control, this tiny dancer is cute and compact (but don’t let that fool you). With a fully rechargeable battery and Bluetooth compatibility, remote romance is a potent possibility.
Still to this day, although my blowjob machine collection has been rising through the roof, I find myself using this blowjob toy very often. It has never disappointed me. The design is excellent and realistic and I love the way the teeth feel on this blowjob machine. It felt unreal the first time I tried it and it still feels unreal to this day. I recommend this blowjob machine to both first-time users and veterans. I guarantee that you will love it, and the pricing is more than fair in my opinion.
This thing makes the other toys from the TENGA brand seem like wasteful pieces of expensive garbage, and it’s uncertain how the brand will ever improve upon it in the future. I’m not saying there aren’t any flaws, it’s just that the flaws which do exist are so minor that anyone complaining needs to shut the fuck up. This is what we’ve been waiting for, boys. It’s time to whip out your wallets and put your money where your dick is.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you. Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out. These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it. They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
No roundup would be complete without a budget minded option. Fifi is the quintessential underdog in this race, but holds its own quite well. With affordability, compatibility and portability in mind, Fifi is a fantastic option. No, it doesn’t feel as good as a Fleshlight or Tenga product. But it excels for a few other reasons. Read the entire Fifi review, right here.
We spoke with a lot of sex shop owners and buyers to put this list together, and they kept mentioning this new brand called b-Vibe, which specializes in anal plugs. “These are pretty cool because they’re weighted on the inside with one or two steel balls,” says Duran. “You won’t see it, but when it’s in the body you feel those weights a little. It’s a great way to see if you’re into anal stimulation.” They’re available in four different sizes, so you can choose whatever feels most comfortable.