The newly invented SayberX makes us think that the downtrodden masturbators of the world became rebellious against the existing Gods of Good Sex and decided to try things out for themselves.Surprisingly, the newbie snags and initial kinks have been worked out nicely prior to the product’s market release, so that was certainly a relief when we got the news that our next job was to give it an honest review. Frankly, we were ready to give the manufacturers hell for having such lofty ambitions.
We'd never get anything done. We'd never leave the house. We'd become super irresponsible and almost lose any sense of purpose for living. Why do anything if you have a cocaine pile at your disposal? Why go out and meet new people or try to find love? Why have new experiences, travel, eat cool, interesting foods and have fascinating conversations with exciting people?
Well, yes. First off, it’s not as intense as I would like. This blowjob machine feels nice and soft, but the suction is not too strong and I found that arriving to climax requires lots of time. The thrusting motion could be more powerful in my opinion as well. Secondly, it’s size was too small for me and I often felt that it was gripping my penis too tightly, making me go soft instead of harder. It’s like getting a handjob from an overly eager and inexperienced girl, who thinks that the stronger you jerk the dick, the better it feels.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
When connected to your smartphone, and therefore the internet, the Launch can be used in two other ways. First up, you can hook it up to a Kiiroo Pearl vibrator and have teledildonic sex, replacing the earlier Onyx device. Second, you can watch specially shot porn movies synced to the on-screen action with data that connects to the Launch. So, if you're watching someone getting a hand job on your monitor (or a VR headset), then the machine will follow along at home.
The Tenga Egg is unassuming at first glance and takes its shape from its namesake. However, when you pop that sucker open and feel around, a whole world opens up. On the inside of the super-stretchable elastomer body is a soft, supple interior that stretches over the member to a provide an experience you’ve never felt before. You slip it on like a condom — except no one will get mad if you blow your load early.
Like we said before, a good penis enlargement system can work wonders for the conscientious user’s bedroom prowess, rendering certain “training units” and “cock rings” damn near obsolete. The Penomet is one of those systems – a rigorous regimen for your unwilling and unattractive cock, squaring anxious men away one pump at a time. Sometimes used by dudes with peyronies disease, this quaint contraption collection is still comprised of medical-grade materials and designed with sexy scientific principals in mind.
I've heard many times ‘I don't need that, I can get laid whenever I want' or ‘Sex toys are for women'. And to those skeptics I say this - even if you CAN get laid whenever you want - can you guarantee that you're going to get the best blowjob of your life every time? (didn't think so) Even for those of you in a relationship, the Autoblow 2+ still has its place. And I can guarantee you that this is a sex toy for MEN, not women. But until you try it, you'll never know. And honestly, you'll be missing out.
Discreetly packaged. Actually the box within the Amazon box is quite fancy. It won't give away what's inside, and it looks like could be used for display honestly. Good packaging on the inside too, with padding and foam placeholder. Comes with a nice cover thing and special usb charger (you can only use this one because of the magnetic piece, so take care not to lose or damage it!)
Of course, the elephant in the room: price. We are well aware that, if possible, we would all own a $10,000 sex doll. However, we don’t all have the money for that. Ensure that you aren’t going to break the bank on your purchase. But, you should also not be a penny pincher with this purchase decision. This might detract from the sensations or quality of your male masturbator of choice.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you. Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out. These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it. They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
A. Yes and no, the quickshot I include in this kit is designed for a standard size penis, so if you think the Quickshot by Fleshlight is too small (narrow), you may have to be creative and use a different toy in its place, however penis length should not matter, as the robot is so adjustable, you can make it work, it may not stroke the whole length if your 10 inches long, but it was not designed for just length strokes, it works best on the top half of a penis, where it focuses on the head and top part of a penis. Again, watch the demo video to see what I mean, and you will see where this machine really shines.
This toy is an investment — one that the experts say is absolutely worth it. "The CyberSkin Elite Jackhammer is a high-tech remote-controlled masturbation device made with remarkably realistic CyberSkin material and built with technology that mimics the natural feel of intimacy – especially the tight squeezing, tugging sensation of a female orgasm," says Hodder. "Offering both anal and vaginal penetration options, the Jackhammer warms to a lifelike temperature and features hand-painted details, six speeds of massage and vibration, and two tight, textured inner tunnels." This thing mimics sexual intercourse better than almost any other sex toy for maximum sexual pleasure. Need we say more?
Sex toys are more available now than they have ever been. You can buy them at your local drug store, find them in Walmart, even download apps to turn your phone into one! While the market seems to be focused more on women’s sex toys, there are a surprisingly large amount of sex toys for men to choose from. From prostate massagers to VR porn, the industry for male sex toys has exploded.
Also, a lot of men use masturbators for stamina training. It’s been proven that the size of your penis isn’t important (well, not as much as you think), however having some stamina in the bedroom will almost guarantee more pleasure for your female or male counterpart. Here’s a great article that covers the point of penis size and bedroom performance.
This might appear just another unspectacular cock sucking stroker in this price range (under $25), but the Vulcan Deepthroat Shower stroker hides quite an innovative secret – it’s completely self-lubricating. Just run water through the sleeve and the already prepared lubricant is activated. It’s a perfect toy if you wake up with a morning stiffie and just want a quick wank, or suck, in the shower before starting your day. The self-lubrication only lasts for about 10 uses, so you will have to add some more water-based lubricant to the toy every so often.
At the end of the day, we wound up appreciating the overall design of the SayberX. It features this sturdy, plastic casing that feels durable yet lightweight – almost like it was invented by NASA for something less perverted. This toy also features an automatic drive system that keeps the motion going without manual assistance and customer can even buy a sexy ring for their partners, which is actually just a silicone Bluetooth-compatible finger loop that reacts to the wearer’s spontaneous motions.
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition certainly feel like what they’re designed to feel like: completely customized blowjobs without all the gagging, scraping, and complaining. We read how some people have negative things to say about the weight and bulkiness of the full-size Fleshlights, but in our experience, that weight distribution helps us get firm, strong strokes without breaking anything – our dicks included.
But get this; the toy has one majorly awesome function - thrust. Imagine not being the one thrusting yet still enjoying the satisfaction. From slow to a thrusting frenzy, you will be firing heavy rounds with the Xtreme Head Exciter in no time. To ensure that your fantasies don't get muddled with the fact that you have an automatic knob gobbler in your hand, the toy has a rippled texture that stimulates every ridge and ripple you have. 3 inches of soft, slippery and tight texture on the inside of the machine invokes a realistic feel, giving you that same experience of when a soft mouth closes in on you for a tight and snug fit, and allows you to explore and touch every corner. As the up and down motion starts, you just can't help but let the sensations rule over your head.
The Fleshlight Launch pairs with almost all full sized Fleshlights and the Kiiroo toys. It is completely rechargeable and lightweight. The initial charge takes about 6-9 hours, but it is totally worth the wait! Furthermore, it is quiet and comes with a one year warranty. If that is not enough to get your motor revving, just imagine pairing your favorite Fleshlight girl Fleshlight with a porn of her!