To limit the amount of bullshit you endure during your search for the perfect blowjob machine, a little preparation is required. I’ve met many a fallen comrade who unwittingly bought a useless piece of junk because they refused to do their homework. Don’t be that guy. Use the following 5-point checklist to determine whether the toy you’re considering is worth its salt:
By the way, this happens WAY too often to guys that only use their hands to jack off. When a cock is handled too rough, too often, some guys can suffer from a loss of sensitivity in their penis. I call this Death Grip, and it’s a sexually active man’s worst nightmare. As a result, he may find it difficult to orgasm when banging a real woman or man. That’s no good…at all.
The first thing to know about sex toys for men is that yes, they exist. “A lot of people are surprised that there can be products for men,” says Andy Duran, educational outreach coordinator at sex toy retailer Good Vibrations. People often think vibrators, for instance, are “very gendered and designed for women, [but] the reality is that our bodies are all pretty similar. We all have nerve endings that respond to vibration, or touch, or stimulation.” And while sexuality is highly personal, we set out to find a variety of options for a variety of preferences with the guidance of experts who would know best. We talked to nine different people, including sex shop owners and employees, sex educators, sex therapists, sex coaches, and sex podcasters to find the best toys for men.
“Wow after so many rings that not only failed to fit, but didn’t stay snug enough to do the job, this product is everything that it claims to be! I was very pleased with the ease of use and design for wearing and removal. The way it is constructed made it easy to use. It is also snug and comfortable without pinching. The results were quickly visible making me have a better erection. Thanks for a better rise!”
This is the hands down favourite sex toy of every penis-owner I've had sex with. TENGA are one of the best, and inside the toy are so many awesome textures for their penis to rub up against and you (or they) move it up and down in hand-job motions. It's easily cleanable as you just open it up, wash it and leave it to dry on the case which doubles up as a drying rack.
If what you're lacking during your me-time is life-likeness, this baby was made for you. Seductive angles, hyperrealistic coating, and shockingly thorough detailing makes this realistic vagina a best friend for those guys who love to practice their "motion of the ocean". Plus, this beauty has something to hold on to while thrusting, if you know what we mean.
The best masturbation toys for men or masturbation sleeves include adult sex toys with a hole and a carved out tunnel for you to insert your penis. Designed in a variety of shapes and styles, some are realistic-looking, while others are more discreet. No matter what they look like, all masturbation sleeves are designed to feel similar to vaginal, anal, or oral sex. Used with lots of personal lubricant, they create different sensations for your penis.
But if you're anything like me, you're probably a little skeptical. I know, I know… a blowjob MACHINE that feels just like a real mouth hoovering away? It seems far-fetched. Which is why I invite you take a look at the Autoblow 2+ promotional video from their product site - a comedic yet information introduction to the machine that has made headlines around the world for its innovative technology and incredible sensations.
When a man sets out to buy an automatic handsfree masturbator, he ought to get a day off work. Unfortunately, horny men must discover the perfect sex toy in their spare time, anxiously perusing various websites trying to quickly compare features and prices before committing to anything. We’ve got to do better than that, boys. Check out this nifty no hands masturbator buying guide to get the most bang for your buck.
While we all might be curious about the best plunger or probiotic tampon or cold-sore remedy, it can be difficult to discuss these more personal items. That’s why we’re tackling Things We Don’t Talk About, a series in which we track down the best hygiene-, sex-, and bodily function-related things we all need but might be too embarrassed to ask about. Today, recommendations on the best sex toys for men (just in time for Valentine’s Day).
"Voltage was needed to ensure enough force was delivered to smoothly cycle the head when it was in active use," the guy behind Arlan Robotics writes. "The force needed to be just enough but not too great to risk injury. There was enough latency in the system so that if required the product could be stopped with ease just by applying extra pressure on the head."
Unlike other pumps, the Auto Vac Power Pump is completely hands-free. Simply plug it in, slip your wanker in and push a button to turn it on. A powerful motor then creates a vacuum inside the clear chamber, forcing you to quickly stand erect and also expand your length and girth. It doesn't take much to make you swell with size and power when you use the Auto Vac Power Pump.
It also comes with up to 100% human hair, “flowing directly from inside the model’s scalp”, which the narrator encourages users to style in any way they like. Can you imagine donating your hair or cutting it to sell only to have your locks end up on the scalp of an automated blowjob robot? Terrifying, or exciting, depending on how you look at it I guess.
“What the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit has allowed me to do is get my little chap used to sensations of a vagina again (very realistically too I may add!). The proof that this product works is plain to see. As I type this I can barely keep my eyes open after having sex with a girl I’ve been seeing last night. Three times in four hours. Each session lasting 15 minutes or so. Not bad after a 5-month dry spell eh! This product has given me the confidence in being able to perform in the most heated situation. This is my first and only sex toy purchase, so I cannot compare against other products and brands, but what I can say is that for me it’s been 100% worth the money.”
Sex toys for men have always been somewhat of a taboo topic. However, as sexual discussions have progressed, the concept of male sexual “aids” have gone mainstream. Nowadays, the male sex toy market is exploding in popularity. However, with the flood of new products to the market, it’s difficult to sift through the garbage, low-quality options to find the metaphorical needles in the haystack.
This monstrosity made it onto the 2018 Top Toys list only because of its unique power to complete change the way you have sex. While it’s not a “toy” per say, it’s two-decade-long service to men has earned it this position. As a well-made and highly effective penis enlargement tool, the SizeGenetics system uses state-of-the-art traction technology to elongate the game in several ways.
Just spend 15 minutes with the X40 Water Penis Pump and you will already see results. The pump comes with a measurement gauge display that will tell you instantly if you are growing. Continue using it and you will not only achieve an impressive erection, but prolonged and sustained power in the sexual play department. Longer and bigger beats better performance any time, although you would score big if you've got the moves to go with the high-powered weaponry.