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Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a....sex fiend?!? No, not really. But, Kinda :) Actually, I'm just your average white collar guy who happens to have a soft spot for sexy WOMEN and HOT sex toys. Hence, these are my chosen topics for this blog. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Profanity and Sarcasm. I own a number of male sex toys, and my personal "toybox" is growing rapidly. But prostate toys are my favorite. So, enjoy the ride, and drop me a line if you have something to say!
This blowjob machine as a whole feels very high-quality. It will massage the tip of your penis just right, much better than most women could. But, the reason why I ranked it lower than the other cheap blowjob machines is simple. It just did not feel as good or as realistic as the other picks. I can’t call it amongst the best blowjob machines because, well, it’s just not the best.
Maybe you don’t feel like your member is enough (which is crazy since it totally is), but if that's the case, then Adam’s Extension is a great tool to use. If you don’t want to go the route of a penis pump, this shell provides you with an automatic extra two inches all around. Plus, it’s got all the ribbing features and whistles to drive her totally insane. 

After I'd watched the first clip in full, I scrubbed through the next three in the hope of finding something that would enable me to finish. Unfortunately, it wasn't going to be my day, and after about 20 minutes I decided to re-lube and double down by watching the original film again. It was fun, for sure, and an enjoyable experience, but I wound up spending 40 minutes inside the device without ejaculating. Unlike last time, however, this wasn't the Launch's fault, but a problem with the content.
The best masturbation toys for men or masturbation sleeves include adult sex toys with a hole and a carved out tunnel for you to insert your penis. Designed in a variety of shapes and styles, some are realistic-looking, while others are more discreet. No matter what they look like, all masturbation sleeves are designed to feel similar to vaginal, anal, or oral sex. Used with lots of personal lubricant, they create different sensations for your penis.
I was pleasantly surprised, and happy I found it after using it a few times. This one doesn’t have a hard case. It’s kinda like a long rubber tube, with a front that looks remarkably like a real snatch. This is made from a very soft TPE, not silicone. It’s also latex-free, which is a good option for guys with certain sensitivities. Read our review of the Uterus.
The future is now motherfuckers, so it’s time to hop aboard before the train leaves the station. While some people are huddled in a dark basement crafting their own sex toys, you’ll be enjoying the best shit on the market because you’re not a crazy cheap ass. Who’s the fool now, money saving perverts? Didn’t you know that the DIY crowd has never been welcome at the cool kids’ table?
Trying to bust a nut with your partner on the run? There’s an app for that. The Lovesense Max is a patent-pending blowjob machine that can be controlled with the touch of a button. Complete with air vents for customized suction control, this tiny dancer is cute and compact (but don’t let that fool you). With a fully rechargeable battery and Bluetooth compatibility, remote romance is a potent possibility.
Jesse Jane fans rejoice: A new line of sex toys molded after the superstar's body have just hit the market. "The queen of porn is back with a series of strokers and full-size masturbators molded from the superstar’s famous body," says sex educator Anne Hodder. "Hand-poured and hand-painted for authentic detail, these masturbators feature tight and textured tunnels and mimic the sensation of having oral, anal and vaginal sex, depending on the product."
The Tenga is a revolutionary new masturbator from Japan that uses a simple design to deliver some not-so-simple feelings. This Keith Haring edition has an original vacuum cup that provides great suction through its hourglass body to intensify the simulation. You can grip the body of the Tenga to make it tighter or just leave it be as your thrust back and forth. An additional mechanism automatically adds lube while keeping spillage to a minimum.
This quirk of my biology means that some of the sex toys I've tried have done nothing for me. I threw a lot of opprobrium toward Kiiro way back in 2015 when I reviewed its teledildonic sex kit. For the uninitiated, teledildonics is technology that enables you to have sex while on opposite sides of the internet. The Onyx male masturbator, which came with a Fleshlight-branded internal sleeve, did nothing for me despite prolonged and aggressive use. Not to mention that the whirring and clanking the device made while in use made the whole thing more like a child's toy than a sex toy.
Let's say it together: Everyone likes pleasure. The one thing men often forget though is that pleasure can come (pun intended) in a lot of different ways. There's a whole world out there of gadgets and devices that take whatever sexual habits you've fallen into and turn them on their heads. We are moving ever closer to a sex-positive society, so why not fully embrace it? These are the best male sex toys that can help enhance your sex life, no matter who, how many, or how few are participating in it with you. Try one, of a few, out.
Like we said before, a good penis enlargement system can work wonders for the conscientious user’s bedroom prowess, rendering certain “training units” and “cock rings” damn near obsolete. The Penomet is one of those systems – a rigorous regimen for your unwilling and unattractive cock, squaring anxious men away one pump at a time. Sometimes used by dudes with peyronies disease, this quaint contraption collection is still comprised of medical-grade materials and designed with sexy scientific principals in mind.
Let's say it together: Everyone likes pleasure. The one thing men often forget though is that pleasure can come (pun intended) in a lot of different ways. There's a whole world out there of gadgets and devices that take whatever sexual habits you've fallen into and turn them on their heads. We are moving ever closer to a sex-positive society, so why not fully embrace it? These are the best male sex toys that can help enhance your sex life, no matter who, how many, or how few are participating in it with you. Try one, of a few, out.

Made by Tenga — of Egg fame — the Flip Zero is another one of Duran’s favorite sleeves. “The great thing about the Flip Zero is that unlike some of the other sleeves” in rigid plastic containers, this one has a flexible case that responds to touch. “It gives people the opportunity to still adjust and feel their own hand strength, or [their] partner’s hand strength, instead of just relying on the product.”
Now... don't think you can use a regular vacuum as a substitute for the Auto Vac Power Pump. No matter what your friend told you when he tried DIY penis enlargement, which I would imagine would be painful, don't risk using anything else not designed for this particular purpose. You only got one rifle, my friend, don't use the wrong holster and mess everything up.
If you're using the same lubricant for everything you're doing, then you're definitely doing it wrong. When it comes to toys, try a lubricant that's water based, like Yes's organic option. Silicon-based lubes break down silicon toys, literally disintegrating them. That isn't great for your toys, or whatever else that residue might be rubbing off in/on/etc.
Okay, so we’re being pretty hard on the do-it-yourselfers. Those toys can be kind of cool sometimes, but in all fairness that shit is pretty lame when compared to the high-tech gadgets being introduced to the 2018 market at lightning speed. Forget cancer research or space exploration; apparently, some of the best minds in the world are working tirelessly to help men like us get the best nut we possibly can. And you thought futuristic science geeks weren’t sexy.
All of the sex toys that I mention will redirect you to my favourite online sex toy retailer. This sex toy store has incredible customer service, their toys are of an amazing quality, there are reviews, videos and loads to choose from. Shipping is also completely discreet, your products come in a plain brown box complete with a discreet shipping label. It also shows up on your bank statement as something totally incognito. You have nothing to worry about when it comes to shipping with this incredible store.
The Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager is wonderful remote-controlled prostate tickler. A prostate massager is similar to a butt plug. It is designed with an ergonomic shape that is perfect to stimulate the prostate. It comes with a ton of wonderful features and is totally waterproof. Don’t get concerned about the remote control aspect being weak. It is a powerful toy and the remote has a 24-foot range, so it can be used by a partner from across the room if desired.
First of all, you must understand that lube is absolutely necessary. Not only does lube increase the realism factor - but more importantly it also ensures you don't get something akin to rug-burn on your most precious body part. ;) And because of the delicate, silky smooth, amazing material that the sleeves are made of, use water-based lube. Other lubes such as silicone or oil-based lubricants can begin to deteriorate over time.
If you’ve always wanted to double penetrate your partner, but just can’t find a reliable friend to play, opt for this toy instead. The cock ring will keep you nice and hard, while the attached dildo slides into her butt. It’s like killing two birds with one sexy stone. A vibrating bullet also moves against the two of you as she’s taken to the wild world of DP.
The Autoblow AI will hit the shelves in May of 2019 after (not surprisingly) hitting 500% ($250K) of it's intended crowdfunding goal.  The artificial-intelligence controlled device comes with various speeds, motion routines, saveable settings, and machine learning. The company's CEO boasts they've sold $381,000 dollars worth of product with its predecessor the Autoblow 2.
After all these automatic dick suckers have had their turn, there are still the traditional masturbators that run on good old fashioned manual power – nothing wrong with that. The Fleshlight brand is notorious for cranking out high-end cock swallowers, and the Turbo model is no exception. With a terrific weight distribution that decreases fatigue, this bad mamma-jamma is no joke.
Last but not least, the big P word… I know we would all like to go for a sex doll priced at 7k, but if we don’t have the money then we’re not going to buy one, are we…? Make sure you don’t break the bank on your purchase. But again, don’t try and pinch pennies too much as it could take away from the quality or sensation you may have. This may even lead to paying more, even though you think you are paying less.
The variety of features available in the handsfree stroker category is ridiculous. You’ve got things like VR and Bluetooth compatibility, programmable speed settings, pulsating and/or undulating vibration patterns, motion sensing technology, sync to music capability, adjustable suction panels, remote controls, and even some ultra-luxe features using a downloading app. Indeed, the sex toy industry has heard our desperate cries for more high-tech products.
Throwing on a couple of inches in mere seconds - not a problem for this little monster among sex toys for men. It snaps tightly around the penis, making it the erection feel harder and larger, with a cock ring for better grip. But mainly, it turns your dick into a revved-up rabbit vibrator, with an ergonomic clitoral attachment ready to tease and pound her to 7th Heaven.
This baby promises results in just 60 days, provided of course that you follow the correct exercise regimen. Unlike getting an erection, freezing that erection and turning it into your next base line takes some effort. The good news is, with the X40 Water Penis Pump, work is basically synonymous to a solo erotica session... although it doesn't always turn out to be shooting contest if you catch my drift.
While I grew up with (and loved) turn-based RPGs and the original FFVII, I think it’s the better move to modernize the combat. It’s a remake and not a strict remaster, which allows more creative liberties to the developers. From the battle scenes in the trailer, it looks like some sort of a hybrid between action and the classic battle system. I guess we’ll find out more in June.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you.  Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out.  These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it.  They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
Has Other Accessories (Storing Case and Easy-Grip Handle) - Want to make your blowjob life even more convenient and relaxing? Get the easy-grip handle for easier handling during the deed, and then grab the discreet storage case to keep it out of sight, and free from dirt. Although I do think these things should just come with the machine in the first place, you're definitely going to want them and they're worth the extra cost.

Because she is not only tight but completely ribbed for your pleasure, you need to learn how to not to blow your load as soon as you enter her. She is there to train you into submission and teach you how to prolong your orgasm. This may sound like an easy job but her beautiful plush lips aren’t the only thing that’s inviting, as soon as you plunge deep into her you will feel the caressing walls of this fleshlight as they press up against your most sensitive areas of your penis. Enjoy discreet storage with the golden outer case and even give her a go as soon as she arrives as she comes packaged with a sachet of lube!


A. It will take a couple of weeks after you order to get it, as I am building these to order, I do not have a factory or anything like that. I will try to have full open communication with my customers the best I can, as I really care about my invention, and want everyone who orders one to have a positive experience and really love their robot sex machine.
This shit is perfect to use alongside the brand’s exclusive video and audio content. And the unique sleeve texture is matched perfectly with the porn star’s unique pussy walls (each sold separately). With this shit, you can easily fuck your face off in the comfort of your own home. Slip yours into the Fleshlight Launch and smash your pick of the litter in real-time.

This stroker is made for trans men, designed in collaboration with renowned adult film star, producer, and trans advocate, Buck Angel. It’s about the “same size as the Tenga Egg, but with a smaller opening,” says Duran. “It helps a lot of guys feel they’re getting the same effect of stroking or jerking off as opposed to other ways that would be more clitoral-focused.”
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