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While not a hands-free masturbation device like the Launch, or a model developed for couples, it is still a wonderful piece of work. This device comes with a realistic-looking orifice of choice on the top of the flashlight-shaped casing. The interchangeable SuperSkin sleeves will definitely tease and tickle your cock into the big leagues of stamina elongation.


If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.
This is where I always hear ‘But it's not real! How can it possibly feel that good?!' And my response is that the interior of the SOM Rocket may not BE real, but it certainly FEELS real. Made of a stretchy material, complete with holes, ridges and bumps for a stimulating effect, it is more than what I could even expect from the ‘real deal'. The material also ensures a tight grip for that snug fit and ultimate stroking and pumping action. But the real bonus is the angled position that mimics how you would be poised when given an actual blowjob, as the SOM Rocket counteracts with its downward thrusting motion.
This automatic robotic mouth is a mainstay on the modern market. It features two textured rings that slide up and down the shaft of your penis, gently producing a sucking sensation at the same time. It requires absolutely no manual interaction whatsoever – for the laziest sexual gluttons among us. And best of all, it’s a reproduction of the original AutoBlow that was so fucking fantastic it sold out repeatedly. Pack your mate’s bags, gentlemen. BJs just came without a gag reflex.

This thing is more than just a little plastic ring you slap around your dick to keep you from cumming. In fact, it’s designed to accomplish just the opposite. The We-Vibe features an ergonomic pendulum-shaped body that is comprised of super-stretchy skin-safe silicone (as you would expect). The shit is beyond smooth, so we didn’t experience any skin pulling or snagging along the way. Additionally, this toy’s unique shape curves and bends to rest gently on the hyper-sensitive perineum. Once turned on, the 10 different vibratory settings can be quickly explored using the single button on the device itself or via the app for long distance deprivation.
But the good thing is, there's the Men's SOM Rocket Blowjob Machine. Hey, if a living, breathing person can't do it, I'll let the robot do it. I don't want to be picky where my climactic experience is concerned. Like most automatic blowjob toys, this baby is pretty precise, powerful and very reliable. I don't even have to tell it to keep going or whether to swallow or spit it out.
“Once you’ve removed the cap, you will be amazed at just how lifelike the SuperSkin material is. The look, touch and feel of this product is as close as you can get to the real thing.Part of Fleshlight’s signature collection, this sleeve is unique to Stoya. The texture is incredible, 3 different chambers containing various bumps and nodules, which seems to intensify the deeper you go in. Adding to the fact that you can adjust suction to your desire, this toy will have you reaching orgasm within minutes.”
The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.
I need to calm down for a second. The potential for this post is mind boggling—snow dicks, dragons and more! I'll just get right to the facts—this 12V-powered device runs off a car's cigarette lighter (or 12V outlet, if you don't happen to be driving around in a old Lincoln), looks like a pair of lips, fits around your willy, and sucks, period. It's available for $38 and would make a great Valentine's Day gift, to yourself, of course. Still doubting its ability? Check out the review.
The vibrations not only feel good for you but they also deliver amazing clitoral stimulation to your partner, meaning that shared climaxes can now become a reality. The reason this cock ring is on my list is that shared climaxes are something very few people get to experience, it’s an amazing feeling, it’s also on my list because of the pleasure it brings to both parties. A vibration for the clit that ripples through your manhood along with a more erect penis that can let your imagination run wild.
The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.
I would say that I've tried most of the male sex toys on the market. And the Autoblow 2+ threw me for a loop at the beginning. The entrance is sexy, but I'll be honest when I tell you that it is one of the bulkier toys I've used. The case is fairly large, which is why I recommend the easy-grip handle. It just makes moving it around that much easier. But let me tell ya - once I lubed up and slipped inside, I never thought about the size of the case again. I was so pleased with my first experience that I don't think I lasted more than 30 seconds? It took me a while to get used to just how pleasurable it was - but now I can play around with it and make it last as long as I please. The good thing? I also last way longer in bed when I get the real deal too.

Throwing on a couple of inches in mere seconds - not a problem for this little monster among sex toys for men. It snaps tightly around the penis, making it the erection feel harder and larger, with a cock ring for better grip. But mainly, it turns your dick into a revved-up rabbit vibrator, with an ergonomic clitoral attachment ready to tease and pound her to 7th Heaven.
The Twerking Butt is a whopping 20 lbs and comes with a VR headset. There is special porn made for the Twerking Butt, and the butt moves in tandem with the video playing on your headset. It also comes packed with a ton of goodies. The packaging includes the butt, a wired remote, a power cable, a water jet wand to aid with cleaning, a storage bag, and renewable powder. It also comes with a sample of free water based lube!

This blowjob machine as a whole feels very high-quality. It will massage the tip of your penis just right, much better than most women could. But, the reason why I ranked it lower than the other cheap blowjob machines is simple. It just did not feel as good or as realistic as the other picks. I can’t call it amongst the best blowjob machines because, well, it’s just not the best.


If you're ready to take your own anal play to the next level, look no further than the new line of easy to use anal plugs from Rimmers. "These are remote-controlled anal plugs equipped with rotating beads at their base, which offers a lovely massage sensation that feels a lot like analingus (or getting rimmed, hence the name)," explains Hodder. "Made from 100 percent silicone, they're hygienic and easy to clean — and USB rechargeable, too!" Butt plugs aren't for everyone, but if you've never used a butt plug, you should try one before you dismiss an entire category of sex toys.
One of the advantages to living in modern society is that our technological advancements have actually made it a reality to get a robotic blowjob. With a wide variety of blowjob machines available, it is possible to get sucked all day, every day (even though this really might be a bit much). The sensations are as realistic as having somebody else do it for you, but without the nuisance of them either choking on your dick before you get off, or choking on your cum after.
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