Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
You can choose from three different sleeve sizes and three different designs, making the personalization of the Autoblow truly unique. Just plug it in, lube up, place it on your penis, and enjoy it. With the powerful motor and three beaded rings that surround the sleeve, the Autoblow 2 creates a realistic blowjob feel and you do not have to do anything except to enjoy yourself!
The Wave might look similar to the Billy — they’re made by the same company — but it has a lot more going on under the hood. The Wave is one of the most high-tech prostate toys around, and a favorite of Museum of Sex Store buyer Kit Richardson, who praises its “dual-motor design.” It has an internal arm that moves in a “come hither” motion to stimulate the prostate, and a “strong vibrating external arm for optimal perineum stimulation.”
After training to be an intellectual property lawyer, Dan abandoned a promising career in financial services to sit at home and play with gadgets. He lives in Norwich, U.K., with his wife, his books and far too many opinions on British TV comedy. One day, if he's very, very lucky, he'll live out his dream to become the executive producer of Doctor Who before retiring to Radio 4.
We spoke with a lot of sex shop owners and buyers to put this list together, and they kept mentioning this new brand called b-Vibe, which specializes in anal plugs. “These are pretty cool because they’re weighted on the inside with one or two steel balls,” says Duran. “You won’t see it, but when it’s in the body you feel those weights a little. It’s a great way to see if you’re into anal stimulation.” They’re available in four different sizes, so you can choose whatever feels most comfortable.
If you want a prostate toy that won’t overwhelm or intimidate you, go for something straightforward like the Mangasm Edge Vibrating Prostate Milking Toy. A built-in super strong vibration system works via remote control to deliver a buzz that’ll make you see stars. Measuring in at only 5.3 x 1.5 x 0.7 inches, the toy is a small-yet-powerful toy that’s perfect for beginners.
One of the advantages to living in modern society is that our technological advancements have actually made it a reality to get a robotic blowjob. With a wide variety of blowjob machines available, it is possible to get sucked all day, every day (even though this really might be a bit much). The sensations are as realistic as having somebody else do it for you, but without the nuisance of them either choking on your dick before you get off, or choking on your cum after.
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This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use if on yourself so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on their penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.