For 2018 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their entire lives. There should be something for everybody on this list after all these male sex toys are the most sold, most popular and best and giving you knee-trembling orgasms.
But in the past decade or so, the light bulb finally went on. Someone thought ‘Wait a second… men like pleasure too. (duh!) Let's make some fun and sexy toys for men too!' Okay, not sure what the actual thought process was, but I'm sure it went something like that. Point being, men finally have an arsenal of arousing toys on the market with which to make them roar with joy. Literally.
Our power strokers will have you reaching mind blowing orgasms in no time at all. Slip inside one of these stokers and you’ll be in jackin’ heaven as they vibrate, rotate or apply suction right where you want it. These will definitely be your go-to toys for your solo sex life. We guarantee after you unload into one of these strokers that you’ll never want to go back to using your hand again.
This might appear just another unspectacular cock sucking stroker in this price range (under $25), but the Vulcan Deepthroat Shower stroker hides quite an innovative secret – it’s completely self-lubricating. Just run water through the sleeve and the already prepared lubricant is activated. It’s a perfect toy if you wake up with a morning stiffie and just want a quick wank, or suck, in the shower before starting your day. The self-lubrication only lasts for about 10 uses, so you will have to add some more water-based lubricant to the toy every so often.
Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
While not a hands-free masturbation device like the Launch, or a model developed for couples, it is still a wonderful piece of work. This device comes with a realistic-looking orifice of choice on the top of the flashlight-shaped casing. The interchangeable SuperSkin sleeves will definitely tease and tickle your cock into the big leagues of stamina elongation.
As technology continues to improve our lives, it's also being featured in the latest sex devices we are able to bring into the bedroom (or use for our own personal pleasure). To put it into perspective, think about the cell phone you owned years ago. When it comes to technology, so many features and functionalities have evolved over time — and your phone isn't the only device that's been reaping the benefits. The sex toy market has been tapping into the latest trends in tech to invent new and better ways to get people off. And if this is news to you, prepare to have your mind blown. Think fleshlights molded after your favorite porn star, masturbation devices that capture the sensations of oral and vaginal sex simultaneously, and remote-controlled anal plugs for your easiest prostate orgasm ever. What a time to be alive, right?
It also comes with up to 100% human hair, “flowing directly from inside the model’s scalp”, which the narrator encourages users to style in any way they like. Can you imagine donating your hair or cutting it to sell only to have your locks end up on the scalp of an automated blowjob robot? Terrifying, or exciting, depending on how you look at it I guess.
Sometimes you want to be discrete and portable. Sometimes you want to find an inexpensive alternative to the ever-popular Fleshlight, but you’re not keen on dragging around a flashlight-sized monstrosity. Maybe you’re traveling and need some strong discretion. Maybe you have kids and you don’t want them finding a your sex toy collection. Maybe you want something that you can use once and then toss, instead of leaving it laying around the house or sitting at the back of the sock drawer. Tenga has a solution.
But what actually makes the Autoblow 2+ a cut above the rest? I'll admit I was a little dubious about it the first time we met, but nothing a little “getting to know you” couldn't resolve. As an automatic blowjob machine, the Autoblow 2+ is designed to be used completely hands-free. I've tried many other wank machines in the past, some that even have claimed to be hands-free, but the Autoblow 2+ is the only one that actually gets the job done without using my own two hands to guide it.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.