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To limit the amount of bullshit you endure during your search for the perfect blowjob machine, a little preparation is required. I’ve met many a fallen comrade who unwittingly bought a useless piece of junk because they refused to do their homework. Don’t be that guy. Use the following 5-point checklist to determine whether the toy you’re considering is worth its salt:
This blowjob machine as a whole feels very high-quality. It will massage the tip of your penis just right, much better than most women could. But, the reason why I ranked it lower than the other cheap blowjob machines is simple. It just did not feel as good or as realistic as the other picks. I can’t call it amongst the best blowjob machines because, well, it’s just not the best.
If you're using the same lubricant for everything you're doing, then you're definitely doing it wrong. When it comes to toys, try a lubricant that's water based, like Yes's organic option. Silicon-based lubes break down silicon toys, literally disintegrating them. That isn't great for your toys, or whatever else that residue might be rubbing off in/on/etc.
It's like this: I've always wanted to try a Fleshlight. Who wouldn't want to try a Fleshlight? But then again, who wants to be someone who has used a Fleshlight? Sure, we can all claim to live in a very sex-positive generation, but there is a major stigma involved with the kind of person who owns a pocket vagina. Say the words “Fleshlight owner” out loud, and you'll automatically picture some chunky men's rights activist in a “Take Me to Your Dealer” t-shirt who lives at home and works in middle management at a Best Buy.

The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.

It's always terribly disappointing (to say the least) when a woman is sucking you off and then, right before you are about to explode, she just stops. Wtf! You want to just grab a fistful of her hair and force your member down her throat until the force behind your orgasm pushes her to the other side of the room. Being the gentleman that you are, however, you smile sweetly, and say, ‘That's okay, baby,' when she lets you know that she just can't go any more.
Well, this is what the Mighty Mouth feels like! It’s absolutely incredible. The mouth is very tight and enjoyable, but by far the best features on this blowjob toy are the tongues. They make the blowjob experience more intense than almost any blowjob I have ever received. Maybe if I had gotten my dick sucked by five girls at the same time I would be telling a different story, but as I have not (and probably never will), this blowjob machine comes pretty damn close! Downsides? It requires a lot of lube, as the mouth tends to get dry during use.
Adam & Eve’s Couple's Enhancer Ring is meant for complete outer stimulation. Basically, the soft jelly material works like a holster for the tiny watch battery-operated vibe attached to the one loop (which you get free with the toy). How it works is that the one ring wraps around the balls causing slight constriction of blood flow, enabling you to stay hard for a long, long time. The other loop pushes the vibrator on her so she can be stimulated while you move together. This is a super-easy and effective toy to use together.
The word “fifi” actually comes from prisons, where inmates would make fake vaginas out of the materials at hand. Fifi is like a gourmet fast food burger with its ingenious — albeit simple — design. Roll the toy as loose or tight as you’d like, and slip in the disposable sleeve. After you’re done, simply take the sleeve out and throw it away. Damn, those prisoners are geniuses.
Don’t be the dumbass who buys a blowjob machine just because it looks good or is advertised by a well-known brand. That canal texture is going to be what makes or breaks the toy, so concentrate on that if you know what’s good for you. Search for things like removeable sleeves, interchangeable canals, and extreme oral-simulation textures instead. Get a good idea as to the quality of the texture by skimming over a couple customer reviews.
The word “fifi” actually comes from prisons, where inmates would make fake vaginas out of the materials at hand. Fifi is like a gourmet fast food burger with its ingenious — albeit simple — design. Roll the toy as loose or tight as you’d like, and slip in the disposable sleeve. After you’re done, simply take the sleeve out and throw it away. Damn, those prisoners are geniuses.
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Has Other Accessories (Storing Case and Easy-Grip Handle) - Want to make your blowjob life even more convenient and relaxing? Get the easy-grip handle for easier handling during the deed, and then grab the discreet storage case to keep it out of sight, and free from dirt. Although I do think these things should just come with the machine in the first place, you're definitely going to want them and they're worth the extra cost.
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This thing makes the other toys from the TENGA brand seem like wasteful pieces of expensive garbage, and it’s uncertain how the brand will ever improve upon it in the future. I’m not saying there aren’t any flaws, it’s just that the flaws which do exist are so minor that anyone complaining needs to shut the fuck up. This is what we’ve been waiting for, boys. It’s time to whip out your wallets and put your money where your dick is.
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Ignition certainly feel like what they’re designed to feel like: completely customized blowjobs without all the gagging, scraping, and complaining. We read how some people have negative things to say about the weight and bulkiness of the full-size Fleshlights, but in our experience, that weight distribution helps us get firm, strong strokes without breaking anything – our dicks included.
The Autoblow AI will hit the shelves in May of 2019 after (not surprisingly) hitting 500% ($250K) of it's intended crowdfunding goal.  The artificial-intelligence controlled device comes with various speeds, motion routines, saveable settings, and machine learning. The company's CEO boasts they've sold $381,000 dollars worth of product with its predecessor the Autoblow 2.
The ultimate toy for the lazy man, The Milker by Lovebotz does it all for you. "An automatic masturbation machine that strokes and sucks, rather than just move up and down like traditional auto-bators," says Hodder. "This is high-level, of course, and an investment piece, but it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this category. It comes with two sizes of cylinder, each with a thin, flexible membrane inside that softly sucks and strokes against the penis, and there’s a convenient storage box included for discretion and to keep it in peak condition when not in use." It may cost you an arm and a leg, but based off that description, it's clearly worth every penny.
For 2018 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their entire lives. There should be something for everybody on this list after all these male sex toys are the most sold, most popular and best and giving you knee-trembling orgasms.

Our power strokers will have you reaching mind blowing orgasms in no time at all. Slip inside one of these stokers and you’ll be in jackin’ heaven as they vibrate, rotate or apply suction right where you want it. These will definitely be your go-to toys for your solo sex life. We guarantee after you unload into one of these strokers that you’ll never want to go back to using your hand again.
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More like a less high-end version of a Fleshlight manual masturbator, the FleshJack is still a terrific choice for men who want to spice things up in the bedroom (either with a partner or all alone). Featuring a hyper-realistic flesh-like material and designed to look just as inconspicuous as its competition, this little number is a sound investment for those who want to play the field a bit.
Out of all the cock sucking machines on the market, the Men's SOM Rocket is probably the Autoblow 2+'s closest competitor. It plugs into the wall, it's got a pretty powerful motor, and it's almost fully automatic. The biggest difference I found was 1. The sleeves on the SOM Rocket are missing that realistic orifice to enter into. And 2. The angled design made it feel a bit awkward to me at times. That being said though, I've heard of other guys who think that design is easier - so I guess it's just personal preference. The Autoblow 2+ also has those beads behind the sleeve that feel incredibly realistic - and that is something that I haven't found in any of the other blowjob machines.
But in the past decade or so, the light bulb finally went on. Someone thought ‘Wait a second… men like pleasure too. (duh!) Let's make some fun and sexy toys for men too!' Okay, not sure what the actual thought process was, but I'm sure it went something like that. Point being, men finally have an arsenal of arousing toys on the market with which to make them roar with joy. Literally.
Fundamentally, though, I'm a simple creature with simple needs, and the Launch satisfies them pretty damn well. It turns out that a milking machine with a Fleshlight screwed in is the most pleasurable robotic sexual experience I've ever had. The fact that it connects with Kiiroo's platform -- meaning you can connect with loved ones and paid performers all around the world -- is pretty exciting. Now that the hardware actually makes sense, and works, I'm much more confident about the future of teledildonics.

It features the Fleshlight brand’s famous SuperSkin material as one would expect, only the sleeve of the Turbo is such that it damn near forces your balls to empty in a hurry (hence the name). Great for stamina practice and sensual solo missions, the Turbo comes in two models, each with its own unique sleeve lining: The Thrust and the Ignition. Gentlemen, we think it’s time to start your engines.


Fundamentally, though, I'm a simple creature with simple needs, and the Launch satisfies them pretty damn well. It turns out that a milking machine with a Fleshlight screwed in is the most pleasurable robotic sexual experience I've ever had. The fact that it connects with Kiiroo's platform -- meaning you can connect with loved ones and paid performers all around the world -- is pretty exciting. Now that the hardware actually makes sense, and works, I'm much more confident about the future of teledildonics.
The newly invented SayberX makes us think that the downtrodden masturbators of the world became rebellious against the existing Gods of Good Sex and decided to try things out for themselves.Surprisingly, the newbie snags and initial kinks have been worked out nicely prior to the product’s market release, so that was certainly a relief when we got the news that our next job was to give it an honest review. Frankly, we were ready to give the manufacturers hell for having such lofty ambitions.
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10. Fifi – The Fifi is designed after the crude sex toys found in prisons. It is made with a piece of cloth sewn around foam. You insert one of the disposable latex sleeves, similar to the design of a female condom, and roll up the external part to the tightness of your desire. You can then adjust the tightness using the Velcro on the toy once you have completely inserted yourself.
Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? You, obviously. With the new and improved Autoblow 2+ XT, you'll soon experience the sex toy for men that set the standard in realistic solo experiences. This updated version, launched in August 2018, includes a re-engineered 5-arm penis gripper that is 50% tighter, helping you to enjoy better, bigger orgasms. Give your arm a rest and allow the Autoblow to work a load or two out - automatically. The sleeve pops out in a second for easy cleaning. You'll need a water-based lubricant, plus you might want to use a toy cleaner to make sure your sleeve is squeaky clean after washing it. Unlike other masturbators, cleaning up after the fun is finished with the Autoblow, is simple. The package deal has just been added! Double your pleasure and privacy with a handle and discreet storage case at a web-only price. ENJOY!
Okay, so we’re being pretty hard on the do-it-yourselfers. Those toys can be kind of cool sometimes, but in all fairness that shit is pretty lame when compared to the high-tech gadgets being introduced to the 2018 market at lightning speed. Forget cancer research or space exploration; apparently, some of the best minds in the world are working tirelessly to help men like us get the best nut we possibly can. And you thought futuristic science geeks weren’t sexy.
Out of all the cock sucking machines on the market, the Men's SOM Rocket is probably the Autoblow 2+'s closest competitor. It plugs into the wall, it's got a pretty powerful motor, and it's almost fully automatic. The biggest difference I found was 1. The sleeves on the SOM Rocket are missing that realistic orifice to enter into. And 2. The angled design made it feel a bit awkward to me at times. That being said though, I've heard of other guys who think that design is easier - so I guess it's just personal preference. The Autoblow 2+ also has those beads behind the sleeve that feel incredibly realistic - and that is something that I haven't found in any of the other blowjob machines.
Engineered by Germans but loved by people all over the world, the SayberX is one of the most popular handheld masturbators on the market this year.Its unique design features a motion activated ring that makes long-distance couples play a motherfucking blast. It puts the Y in PARTY in more ways than one, namely with its patented SayberSkin material that gives the Fleshlight’s SuperSkin shit a run for its money.
It’s a tough pick for the “best cheap blowjob machine” between the Sue Johanson and the TENGA. Both are incredible in their own right, when you take into consideration the unbelievably cheap prices. The Doc Johnson is also very high performing for it’s cheap price. So basically, what I am getting at, is that all of these are great blowjob machines for the money and you really can’t go wrong with any of them.

The future is now motherfuckers, so it’s time to hop aboard before the train leaves the station. While some people are huddled in a dark basement crafting their own sex toys, you’ll be enjoying the best shit on the market because you’re not a crazy cheap ass. Who’s the fool now, money saving perverts? Didn’t you know that the DIY crowd has never been welcome at the cool kids’ table?


Use A Bullet Vibrator On Your Balls During Play: If you have never tried it, you are missing out. Ball play is sensational and rubbing a vibrator around your balls during masturbation, sex or even foreplay will send your orgasm into overload. This is my favorite bullet vibrator  and you can read all about my partner’s experience with this bullet vibrator here.
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Technology advancements are making our lives easier every single day. Uber and Just Eat allow us to get a taxi/food without the need to speak to anyone; self-driving cars are no longer science-fiction; thanks to self-service checkouts you can do your weekly shop without having to make small talk with a cashier and robot helpers, like Roomba and Alexa are making their way into more and more homes.
Of course, the elephant in the room: price. We are well aware that, if possible, we would all own a $10,000 sex doll. However, we don’t all have the money for that. Ensure that you aren’t going to break the bank on your purchase. But, you should also not be a penny pincher with this purchase decision. This might detract from the sensations or quality of your male masturbator of choice.
The RingO’s Penis Ring is a great starter ring for guys with no previous cock ring experience. It's simple to use (no bells and whistles), made of a stretchy, hypoallergenic silicone, and it shouldn't present you with any difficulties in terms of putting it on, or taking if off. While it's small, it'll be able to fit guys with a lot of girth, so bigger guys needn't worry about that.
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