“With this toy, you get a compact and discreet looking object. Not too big, not too obvious. You get a complex intercourse feeling, starting soft and sweet, and then getting nice and grippy mid-way, so that is never boring playing with different rhythms. It is tight, but not too much, so when you do finish, you’ve got all the space and comfort in the world to throb away. I guarantee you, if you heat this up and start playing with it you won’t miss your girlfriend that day.”
Justina Victoria, men’s sex coach and founder of the Sexual Mastery Center, likes the Lelo Billy. “I think [it’s] a bit less less intimidating than other prostate stimulators,“ says Victoria, so it’s a good choice for beginners or anyone just starting to explore. “I would use it as a way to help you feel into parts of your body that you may never have connected to or felt sensation in.”
Holding still isn't something this toy has an inkling of. Once you fire it up, you can enjoy a lot of vibration that comes in two speeds, aptly named ‘Hummer' and ‘Whip'. No doubt, the Xtreme Head Exciter will give you the cock-sucking and whipping action that you need. But what I really love about it is the fact that I can change the speed in the middle of the action. A little variety goes a long way, and there are times when I want to start out slow and end up with a mind-blowing zoom. You can change the speeds with just a slide of the controller. The Xtreme Head Exciter is definitely a head game changer.
When connected to your smartphone, and therefore the internet, the Launch can be used in two other ways. First up, you can hook it up to a Kiiroo Pearl vibrator and have teledildonic sex, replacing the earlier Onyx device. Second, you can watch specially shot porn movies synced to the on-screen action with data that connects to the Launch. So, if you're watching someone getting a hand job on your monitor (or a VR headset), then the machine will follow along at home.
Sometimes you want to be discrete and portable. Sometimes you want to find an inexpensive alternative to the ever-popular Fleshlight, but you’re not keen on dragging around a flashlight-sized monstrosity. Maybe you’re traveling and need some strong discretion. Maybe you have kids and you don’t want them finding a your sex toy collection. Maybe you want something that you can use once and then toss, instead of leaving it laying around the house or sitting at the back of the sock drawer. Tenga has a solution.
This is another excellent device, which might be #1 on a lot of guys’ lists. In my opinion, this one still can’t top the Fleshlight. It does have some unique attributes, though, that make it stand out from the pack. Namely the ability to apply more pressure with your fingers if necessary. I also reviewed the Tenga Polygon, right here. It’s not great, but certainly worth a mention.
The first thing to know about sex toys for men is that yes, they exist. “A lot of people are surprised that there can be products for men,” says Andy Duran, educational outreach coordinator at sex toy retailer Good Vibrations. People often think vibrators, for instance, are “very gendered and designed for women, [but] the reality is that our bodies are all pretty similar. We all have nerve endings that respond to vibration, or touch, or stimulation.” And while sexuality is highly personal, we set out to find a variety of options for a variety of preferences with the guidance of experts who would know best. We talked to nine different people, including sex shop owners and employees, sex educators, sex therapists, sex coaches, and sex podcasters to find the best toys for men.
This stroker is made for trans men, designed in collaboration with renowned adult film star, producer, and trans advocate, Buck Angel. It’s about the “same size as the Tenga Egg, but with a smaller opening,” says Duran. “It helps a lot of guys feel they’re getting the same effect of stroking or jerking off as opposed to other ways that would be more clitoral-focused.”
To limit the amount of bullshit you endure during your search for the perfect blowjob machine, a little preparation is required. I’ve met many a fallen comrade who unwittingly bought a useless piece of junk because they refused to do their homework. Don’t be that guy. Use the following 5-point checklist to determine whether the toy you’re considering is worth its salt:
Made by Tenga — of Egg fame — the Flip Zero is another one of Duran’s favorite sleeves. “The great thing about the Flip Zero is that unlike some of the other sleeves” in rigid plastic containers, this one has a flexible case that responds to touch. “It gives people the opportunity to still adjust and feel their own hand strength, or [their] partner’s hand strength, instead of just relying on the product.”
Claire Reid is a journalist at LADbible. Claire graduated from Liverpool John Moores University with a BA in journalism. She’s previously worked at Trinity Mirror. Since joining LADbible, Claire has worked on pieces for the UOKM8? mental health campaign, the Yemen crisis, life in the Calais Jungle as well as a profile of a man who is turning himself into a cyborg.
Engineered by Germans but loved by people all over the world, the SayberX is one of the most popular handheld masturbators on the market this year.Its unique design features a motion activated ring that makes long-distance couples play a motherfucking blast. It puts the Y in PARTY in more ways than one, namely with its patented SayberSkin material that gives the Fleshlight’s SuperSkin shit a run for its money.
These disposable masturbation sleeves come inside of an egg-shaped container, and each has a unique texture. You can buy the eggs in a single dose or a pack of six (like a carton of eggs). They're functional, cute, and an excellent way to connect with your body and your pleasure. Why race to orgasm when you can actually take time to enjoy yourself?
Regardless of your level of experience, the Lelo Hugo has been designed to provide strong “p-spot” (prostate) pleasure. This is done through its six different vibration modes, powered by a rechargeable USB input. We highly recommend throwing on some water based lubricant, or there might be a bit of a tug after playtime is over, if you get our drift.
After training to be an intellectual property lawyer, Dan abandoned a promising career in financial services to sit at home and play with gadgets. He lives in Norwich, U.K., with his wife, his books and far too many opinions on British TV comedy. One day, if he's very, very lucky, he'll live out his dream to become the executive producer of Doctor Who before retiring to Radio 4.
Sleeves come in 3 sizes - Have you ever purchased a male sex toy in the past, and you try to fill it up with your one-eyed monster just to find that it's like putting a square peg in a round hole? You're just too big? Okay, I haven't had that happen (some guys have though I imagine) - but I have had the opposite - I barely fill it up and of course then the sensations just aren't there. The Autoblow 2+ comes with three different sleeve sizes so you're sure to get the tight fit that you need for top level pleasure.
This thing is more than just a little plastic ring you slap around your dick to keep you from cumming. In fact, it’s designed to accomplish just the opposite. The We-Vibe features an ergonomic pendulum-shaped body that is comprised of super-stretchy skin-safe silicone (as you would expect). The shit is beyond smooth, so we didn’t experience any skin pulling or snagging along the way. Additionally, this toy’s unique shape curves and bends to rest gently on the hyper-sensitive perineum. Once turned on, the 10 different vibratory settings can be quickly explored using the single button on the device itself or via the app for long distance deprivation.
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Of course, the elephant in the room: price. We are well aware that, if possible, we would all own a $10,000 sex doll. However, we don’t all have the money for that. Ensure that you aren’t going to break the bank on your purchase. But, you should also not be a penny pincher with this purchase decision. This might detract from the sensations or quality of your male masturbator of choice.
4. Fleshlight Launch – The Fleshlight Launch is a scientifically advanced device that pairs up with your favorite Fleshlight and select porn. You pair it with your computer or VR goggles and it syncs up with the porn of your choice, moving the Fleshlight in tandem with the motions on screen! All you need to do is put your favorite Fleshlight into the device, lube up with your favorite waterbased lubricant, and sit back and enjoy!
Amazon is the biggest sex toy store and largest seller of sex machines and sexrobots – and sex toys in general – on the web. We once came upon the fact that Amazon.com had more than 60,000 sex toys available to purchase on their sex toy store. We tend to think the number of sex toys is a little less, they still have a huge number of sex robots and sex machines on the internet.
Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a....sex fiend?!? No, not really. But, Kinda :) Actually, I'm just your average white collar guy who happens to have a soft spot for sexy WOMEN and HOT sex toys. Hence, these are my chosen topics for this blog. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Profanity and Sarcasm. I own a number of male sex toys, and my personal "toybox" is growing rapidly. But prostate toys are my favorite. So, enjoy the ride, and drop me a line if you have something to say!
I was pleasantly surprised, and happy I found it after using it a few times. This one doesn’t have a hard case. It’s kinda like a long rubber tube, with a front that looks remarkably like a real snatch. This is made from a very soft TPE, not silicone. It’s also latex-free, which is a good option for guys with certain sensitivities. Read our review of the Uterus.
Personal lubricant is definitely needed with masturbation sleeves. In fact, thinner lubes are easiest to use with masturbation sleeves, as they can penetrate all the nooks & crannies! We recommend male lubricant that is designed specifically for men. Depending on the material, the best male masturbation toys work best with water-based lubricant. Our favorite is Sliquid Ride Bodyworx.
The idea of a prostate exam is probably scary to most of you, but there is nothing wrong or weird about prostate stimulation. In fact, some men find it totally pleasurable once they can get over the whole fear thing of having something near your butthole. This waterproof prostate massager is sleek, comfortable and gentle for first-time users. It can be used solo or with your girl, so find an awesome freak who is down to go deep south and get busy.
Has Other Accessories (Storing Case and Easy-Grip Handle) - Want to make your blowjob life even more convenient and relaxing? Get the easy-grip handle for easier handling during the deed, and then grab the discreet storage case to keep it out of sight, and free from dirt. Although I do think these things should just come with the machine in the first place, you're definitely going to want them and they're worth the extra cost.