Toys are for boys but appliances are for MEN! This is the first male pleasure product built to the quality standard of a kitchen appliance. Laugh all you want, but when you are still enjoying your purchase a few years from now - you'll thank us. The Autoblow 2+ XT's heavy duty exterior case combined with its industrial strength motor will provide more than 500 hours of solo action. Just lube up, slide in, and let the Autoblow 2+ XT do what it does best - get you off!
Don’t be the dumbass who buys a blowjob machine just because it looks good or is advertised by a well-known brand. That canal texture is going to be what makes or breaks the toy, so concentrate on that if you know what’s good for you. Search for things like removeable sleeves, interchangeable canals, and extreme oral-simulation textures instead. Get a good idea as to the quality of the texture by skimming over a couple customer reviews.
This is the Swiss Army knife of sex toys. A soft, stretchy ring as the base of the toy acts as a cock ring while a pair of bunny ears massages her clitoris with every thrust. But wait, there’s more! You’ve got the option to insert the 10.5" anal stimulator for backdoor thrills, but whose back door you decide to insert this thing in is entirely up to you. It's also waterproof, has plenty of speeds to choose from, and is totally discrete.
The ultimate toy for the lazy man, The Milker by Lovebotz does it all for you. "An automatic masturbation machine that strokes and sucks, rather than just move up and down like traditional auto-bators," says Hodder. "This is high-level, of course, and an investment piece, but it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this category. It comes with two sizes of cylinder, each with a thin, flexible membrane inside that softly sucks and strokes against the penis, and there’s a convenient storage box included for discretion and to keep it in peak condition when not in use." It may cost you an arm and a leg, but based off that description, it's clearly worth every penny.
For masturbation, add water-based lubricant to the ridges inside the masturbator. The design keeps your lube evenly distributed for the perfect amount of slide. The wand-style design means that the vibration will be on your penis — not your hand. For sex, slide Manta between your bodies and turn your penis into a vibrator! Finally, for oral sex, slide the Manta down your shaft for a blowjob accessory that feels like your partner is circling the back of the penis for a deep-throat feel.
Jesse Jane fans rejoice: A new line of sex toys molded after the superstar's body have just hit the market. "The queen of porn is back with a series of strokers and full-size masturbators molded from the superstar’s famous body," says sex educator Anne Hodder. "Hand-poured and hand-painted for authentic detail, these masturbators feature tight and textured tunnels and mimic the sensation of having oral, anal and vaginal sex, depending on the product."
If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.