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Hello, my name is Jeff. I consider myself a sex toys fan and expert. I started TopBlowjobMachines.com three years ago to educate people about the various blowjob machines and masturbators that are available to buy. I've received tons of emails from people all over the world and I’m glad to have helped everyone out! Blowjob toys have made my masturbation life 100 times better.
I'm happy to hear that you get the battery out only a few steps into the process -- you still have to get through a glued-on screen without wrecking it, but apparently it's easy enough to bump the repairability score from a 4/10 (on the OG Pixel 3) to a 6/10. I do wish phones would go back to being thick enough to use actual *screws* to hold together, but I don't think that's going to happen, so I guess making the glue easy to work with is the next best thing.
It's like this: I've always wanted to try a Fleshlight. Who wouldn't want to try a Fleshlight? But then again, who wants to be someone who has used a Fleshlight? Sure, we can all claim to live in a very sex-positive generation, but there is a major stigma involved with the kind of person who owns a pocket vagina. Say the words “Fleshlight owner” out loud, and you'll automatically picture some chunky men's rights activist in a “Take Me to Your Dealer” t-shirt who lives at home and works in middle management at a Best Buy.

The Autoblow AI will hit the shelves in May of 2019 after (not surprisingly) hitting 500% ($250K) of it's intended crowdfunding goal.  The artificial-intelligence controlled device comes with various speeds, motion routines, saveable settings, and machine learning. The company's CEO boasts they've sold $381,000 dollars worth of product with its predecessor the Autoblow 2.
So, thank the heavens for the X40 Water Penis Pump. This is all you need to be the envy of men and the desire of every woman. Through the use of water and the power of suction, you can be the next Samson in the state championship contest of Who Has It Bigger and Longer. This could also be your opportunity to finally make someone choke for the very reason that you have too much of everything. When your partner can barely manage to deep throat you because of your massive size, you're completely entitled to sit back and act like the King that you clearly are.

Even with your own goal in mind, getting off can also be about getting someone else off at the same time. These are the toys for men to use when there’s another person in the equation. Remote-controlled vibrators, pleasure boosters, and a legit cock ring is how you take one of the finest solo activities out there to another level. As always, we suggest you talk to your partner before diving into any of these to make sure you know what they'd be into using.


It feels like a dream. Okay, that's vague, I know. How about - it feels like a blowjob. A blowjob that you can get whenever you feel like it. You can make it last as long as possible, or get off in a minute flat. The choice is yours. With the smooth, silky interior of the sleeve, mixed with a bit of lube, it's difficult to tell it apart from the real deal. And the beads - they move up and down the shaft with such realism, it's incredible. But until you try it, you won't know just how realistic it really is, no matter how long I jabber on for.
This is another excellent device, which might be #1 on a lot of guys’ lists. In my opinion, this one still can’t top the Fleshlight. It does have some unique attributes, though, that make it stand out from the pack. Namely the ability to apply more pressure with your fingers if necessary. I also reviewed the Tenga Polygon, right here. It’s not great, but certainly worth a mention.
Lisa Finn, brand manager and sex educator at Babeland, says this one is great for beginners because it’s simple, affordable, and “perfect for wearing during any kind of play.” The bubbles give “an amazing anal bead-esque sensation” and the curved shape is “perfect for targeting the prostate.” It should be easy to clean and care for thanks to its all-silicone construction, too.
With this vibrating knob gobbler, you only need to lube up the head of your cock, stick it in the masturbator and sit back like a king being royally cock-sucked by a number of harems who switches you from one puckered mouth to the next. The sucking action doesn't stop until YOU let up. The Xtreme Head Exciter does all the stroking, thrusting and licking for you. Kama Sutra stance has nothing on this pleasure device when you want your head to be given undivided attention.
Depending on what gets you off, you will pick the aesthetics that best suit you. If you are into some freaky stuff, don’t skip on the weirder models and get something you will be proud to call your own! If you are looking for something that feels very realistic, for stamina training or even just for pleasure, then look for masturbators that suit your needs!
The Tenga Flip Hole Zero is a modern and discreet masturbation sleeve and also includes suction. It has the most intricate textures out of all of the masturbation sleeves and each color has a different inner texture. You can adjust the amount of suction and pressure for more or less stimulation. What makes this toy unique is the design: flip it open for super easy lube application and cleaning.
Engineered by Germans but loved by people all over the world, the SayberX is one of the most popular handheld masturbators on the market this year.Its unique design features a motion activated ring that makes long-distance couples play a motherfucking blast. It puts the Y in PARTY in more ways than one, namely with its patented SayberSkin material that gives the Fleshlight’s SuperSkin shit a run for its money.
- (ONLY V1) Last thing you get is a DVD disk with a couple of programs used to control the robot, and save your custom routines. One program is free from the manufacturer of the micro USB controller I use in building the robot, the other program is a custom application made just for this robot. The software is also available for direct download from a shared online folder as well
Also, a lot of men use masturbators for stamina training. It’s been proven that the size of your penis isn’t important (well, not as much as you think), however having some stamina in the bedroom will almost guarantee more pleasure for your female or male counterpart. Here’s a great article that covers the point of penis size and bedroom performance.
Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
When first seeing the LaunchPad, you get one of those “oh, obviously” feelings that makes you wonder how this took so long to be invented. This dual fleshlight/iPad holder allows you to secure your porn and your sex toy in one place for a VR experience that’s delivered to you. We recommend their patented porn series or a VR cam site like AliceX for a dose of real-life action.

Also, a lot of men use masturbators for stamina training. It’s been proven that the size of your penis isn’t important (well, not as much as you think), however having some stamina in the bedroom will almost guarantee more pleasure for your female or male counterpart. Here’s a great article that covers the point of penis size and bedroom performance.
The Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager is wonderful remote-controlled prostate tickler. A prostate massager is similar to a butt plug. It is designed with an ergonomic shape that is perfect to stimulate the prostate. It comes with a ton of wonderful features and is totally waterproof. Don’t get concerned about the remote control aspect being weak. It is a powerful toy and the remote has a 24-foot range, so it can be used by a partner from across the room if desired.
The device has a TPR sleeve that forms a tight seal against your skin, resulting in an incredible suction. It also comes with a digital pressure display that shows you how much pumping you are subjecting yourself to in order to reach your desired girth and length. Regular use with the Auto Vac Power Pump not only gives your schlong a new identity, but also better, more impressive abilities. Apart from achieving the size that you want, you also end up practicing and building up your stamina that will keep you going like a bunny rabbit on steroids.
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