“Incredibly discreet, super cute, make really good gifts, and they’re only $10,” says Bard. Each egg has a different rib inside, and while they’re designed to be “single-use,” she says that if you regularly wash it with soap and water, you can definitely extend that lifespan. It’s known as a masturbation toy, but “it doesn’t have to be just a solo thing.” It can also be a lot of fun to use with a partner. “In fact, probably half our customers who buy it are females buying it for their boyfriends or partners,” adds Bard. Duran also loves the Tenga Egg, especially for travel: “I sell a lot [of these] to guys going on trips. I often say, ‘Hey, throw this in your backpack while you’re going away for the weekend,’ and just throw it out before you come back.’ … It’s just a little treat.” (They’re also available in a variety pack of six inside a cute mini egg carton).
Like watching the action when the action is taking place? Yeah, we do too, which is why we just had to add the Fleshlight Ice to our top 10 sex toys list of 2018. Not only has this fuck wand sold millions of units so far, but it doesn’t look as though the world has had enough of it quite yet. Still one of the most sought-after manual masturbators of all time, this voyeuristic love stick is a definitely sight for sore eyes.
Okay, so we’re being pretty hard on the do-it-yourselfers. Those toys can be kind of cool sometimes, but in all fairness that shit is pretty lame when compared to the high-tech gadgets being introduced to the 2018 market at lightning speed. Forget cancer research or space exploration; apparently, some of the best minds in the world are working tirelessly to help men like us get the best nut we possibly can. And you thought futuristic science geeks weren’t sexy.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
The Fleshlight Launch pairs with almost all full sized Fleshlights and the Kiiroo toys. It is completely rechargeable and lightweight. The initial charge takes about 6-9 hours, but it is totally worth the wait! Furthermore, it is quiet and comes with a one year warranty. If that is not enough to get your motor revving, just imagine pairing your favorite Fleshlight girl Fleshlight with a porn of her!
Once you've cleaned the sleeve, make sure that you let it dry 100% - the last thing you want is to store it away wet and find that it smells the next time you take it out. So once it's dry, I recommend using the storage case that you can buy from the Autoblow 2+ website. It's nice a simple, compact, and fairly discreet. But if you opt not to use that, find a box or even wrap it in an old t-shirt. Essentially, keep it covered so that it is free from collecting dust and debris which can harm the delicate skin-like material of the sleeves.
You might also want to double check the power source. While many blowjob machines feature rechargeable batteries, that’s not always the case. I’ve seen a few that are electric (yes, with old school plug-ins and everything), a handful that require double or triple As, and one or two that need specialty batteries. Make sure you have the necessary juice or you’ll be sorry.
This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use if on yourself so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on their penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.