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Trying to bust a nut with your partner on the run? There’s an app for that. The Lovesense Max is a patent-pending blowjob machine that can be controlled with the touch of a button. Complete with air vents for customized suction control, this tiny dancer is cute and compact (but don’t let that fool you). With a fully rechargeable battery and Bluetooth compatibility, remote romance is a potent possibility.
I need to calm down for a second. The potential for this post is mind boggling—snow dicks, dragons and more! I'll just get right to the facts—this 12V-powered device runs off a car's cigarette lighter (or 12V outlet, if you don't happen to be driving around in a old Lincoln), looks like a pair of lips, fits around your willy, and sucks, period. It's available for $38 and would make a great Valentine's Day gift, to yourself, of course. Still doubting its ability? Check out the review.
For the guys out there who want some more excitement, more technology, or just more everything, you have this category of futuristic sex toys. These toys tie in science and technology to pleasure men in ways that weren’t available even a few years ago. This is the stuff you hoped would be around in the future when you daydreamed as a young, horny, pre-pubescent teen.
This thing makes the other toys from the TENGA brand seem like wasteful pieces of expensive garbage, and it’s uncertain how the brand will ever improve upon it in the future. I’m not saying there aren’t any flaws, it’s just that the flaws which do exist are so minor that anyone complaining needs to shut the fuck up. This is what we’ve been waiting for, boys. It’s time to whip out your wallets and put your money where your dick is.

I'm happy to hear that you get the battery out only a few steps into the process -- you still have to get through a glued-on screen without wrecking it, but apparently it's easy enough to bump the repairability score from a 4/10 (on the OG Pixel 3) to a 6/10. I do wish phones would go back to being thick enough to use actual *screws* to hold together, but I don't think that's going to happen, so I guess making the glue easy to work with is the next best thing.


The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
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To limit the amount of bullshit you endure during your search for the perfect blowjob machine, a little preparation is required. I’ve met many a fallen comrade who unwittingly bought a useless piece of junk because they refused to do their homework. Don’t be that guy. Use the following 5-point checklist to determine whether the toy you’re considering is worth its salt:
Made out of that beloved SuperSkin material that Fleshlight fans have come to know and love, the clear plastic sleeve and casing make it an onlooker’s delight. Short, stout, and to the point, this toy is remarkable in that it provides a seriously sensual stroke and a super easy clean-up. Open on the end for expert expulsion, you won’t miss a bet with the Fleshlight Ice.
Made out of that beloved SuperSkin material that Fleshlight fans have come to know and love, the clear plastic sleeve and casing make it an onlooker’s delight. Short, stout, and to the point, this toy is remarkable in that it provides a seriously sensual stroke and a super easy clean-up. Open on the end for expert expulsion, you won’t miss a bet with the Fleshlight Ice.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you.  Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out.  These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it.  They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!

Just spend 15 minutes with the X40 Water Penis Pump and you will already see results. The pump comes with a measurement gauge display that will tell you instantly if you are growing. Continue using it and you will not only achieve an impressive erection, but prolonged and sustained power in the sexual play department. Longer and bigger beats better performance any time, although you would score big if you've got the moves to go with the high-powered weaponry.

But what actually makes the Autoblow 2+ a cut above the rest? I'll admit I was a little dubious about it the first time we met, but nothing a little “getting to know you” couldn't resolve. As an automatic blowjob machine, the Autoblow 2+ is designed to be used completely hands-free. I've tried many other wank machines in the past, some that even have claimed to be hands-free, but the Autoblow 2+ is the only one that actually gets the job done without using my own two hands to guide it.


The ultimate toy for the lazy man, The Milker by Lovebotz does it all for you. "An automatic masturbation machine that strokes and sucks, rather than just move up and down like traditional auto-bators," says Hodder. "This is high-level, of course, and an investment piece, but it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this category. It comes with two sizes of cylinder, each with a thin, flexible membrane inside that softly sucks and strokes against the penis, and there’s a convenient storage box included for discretion and to keep it in peak condition when not in use." It may cost you an arm and a leg, but based off that description, it's clearly worth every penny.
Sometimes, it's the simpler toys that are the most genius, like the design of the new Blow You Extreme Wave from Adam & Eve. "Perfect for solo or couples’ fun," says sex educator Katy Zvolerin. "Designed with thick rings at either end to mimic an amazing oral experience, this stroker mimics a deep-throating sensation when used with a partner and doubles as a stimulating masturbator when used alone."
If what you're lacking during your me-time is life-likeness, this baby was made for you. Seductive angles, hyperrealistic coating, and shockingly thorough detailing makes this realistic vagina a best friend for those guys who love to practice their "motion of the ocean". Plus, this beauty has something to hold on to while thrusting, if you know what we mean.

The Lovehoney Desire Prostate Massager is wonderful remote-controlled prostate tickler. A prostate massager is similar to a butt plug. It is designed with an ergonomic shape that is perfect to stimulate the prostate. It comes with a ton of wonderful features and is totally waterproof. Don’t get concerned about the remote control aspect being weak. It is a powerful toy and the remote has a 24-foot range, so it can be used by a partner from across the room if desired.
Great sex doesn't always have to involve another person. Strange as that sounds, please just hear me out. Male sex toys, often lovingly referred to as ‘blowjob machines', have revolutionized the way that men think about (and have) great sex. It wasn't all that long ago that the sex toy industry was dominated by toys designed for women and women only. Other than the cock-rings, I suppose, which let's get real - those were designed with women in mind too.
The Twerking Butt is a whopping 20 lbs and comes with a VR headset. There is special porn made for the Twerking Butt, and the butt moves in tandem with the video playing on your headset. It also comes packed with a ton of goodies. The packaging includes the butt, a wired remote, a power cable, a water jet wand to aid with cleaning, a storage bag, and renewable powder. It also comes with a sample of free water based lube!

We all know that penises come in many sizes, but until now, all male sex toys were built in a single size. The Autoblow 2+ XT works with 3 sizes of interchangeable easy to clean sleeves designed to equalize sensation for all men. So that whether you are built like a carrot or a cucumber (or whatever vegetable is in between), the Autoblow 2+ XT will still get the job done. Clean up is easy and takes less than 30 seconds! Just remove your sleeve, and clean it using soap and water, or a toy cleaner.
The incredible skin-like material inside is top of the line. You can order different sizes of inserts to make sure you get the right fit, and for a tighter grip, the machine has springs that expand or close in for a tight fit, just like a woman holding on tight to keep you from slipping. The only difference is that the Autoblow 2+ can go on all day and night, stroking up and down, full length or halfway - whatever floats your boat. You won't ever have to worry about the pumping action slowing down or taking a break. But you might have to think about whether or not you still have some gism left after 2 or more rounds of firing up.
When no one else will go down on you, or you don't feel like resorting back to your own two hands (yet again), this automatic blowjob machine is the one thing you can count on. You can also count on the Autoblow 2+ if you're like me, and just think that most partners aren't worth half the trouble they come with. And no matter what, this blowjob machine will never complain that it's too tired, or ever turn you down when you're in the mood for a good ol', mind-blowing orgasm.
This thing is more than just a little plastic ring you slap around your dick to keep you from cumming. In fact, it’s designed to accomplish just the opposite. The We-Vibe features an ergonomic pendulum-shaped body that is comprised of super-stretchy skin-safe silicone (as you would expect). The shit is beyond smooth, so we didn’t experience any skin pulling or snagging along the way. Additionally, this toy’s unique shape curves and bends to rest gently on the hyper-sensitive perineum. Once turned on, the 10 different vibratory settings can be quickly explored using the single button on the device itself or via the app for long distance deprivation.
Ridged with lifelike sensations, such as her incredible pussy lips and an internal cavity, you will never want to put Jessie down as she takes you into another dimension of ecstasy. If you have never used a fleshlight before make sure you start now, they allow you to really take boring masturbation sessions and turn them into a fantasy filled lifelike scenario.
Automatic electric masturbators jack you off without the slightest bit of manpower, but the canal textures are either molded to simulate vaginal/anal sex or they’re some kind of creative shit that feels good but doesn’t imitate a real nob job. Typically referred to as “sex simulators,” automatic masturbators are designed to look and feel more like genitals and less like an eager tongue.
Even with your own goal in mind, getting off can also be about getting someone else off at the same time. These are the toys for men to use when there’s another person in the equation. Remote-controlled vibrators, pleasure boosters, and a legit cock ring is how you take one of the finest solo activities out there to another level. As always, we suggest you talk to your partner before diving into any of these to make sure you know what they'd be into using.
A penis milking machine gives your hands a break and does all the work for you.  Just set the speed using the controls and let it masturbate your brains out.  These things are engineered to stroke your cock at super human speeds and use ultra realistic fleshlike sleeves to do it.  They are designed to feel even better than sex, and depending on who you ask, do a pretty good job at it!
"Voltage was needed to ensure enough force was delivered to smoothly cycle the head when it was in active use," the guy behind Arlan Robotics writes. "The force needed to be just enough but not too great to risk injury. There was enough latency in the system so that if required the product could be stopped with ease just by applying extra pressure on the head."
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