While we all might be curious about the best plunger or probiotic tampon or cold-sore remedy, it can be difficult to discuss these more personal items. That’s why we’re tackling Things We Don’t Talk About, a series in which we track down the best hygiene-, sex-, and bodily function-related things we all need but might be too embarrassed to ask about. Today, recommendations on the best sex toys for men (just in time for Valentine’s Day).
In manual mode, the Launch simply operates as an up-and-down pump for you to sit back and enjoy while you hold it over your lap. It's so large that it requires two-handed operation, and there are capacitive touch sensors where your thumbs are naturally designed to fall. The sensors on the left control the speed of the stroke, up to 180 thrusts a minute, while the right controls each stroke's length.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
A good dick sucking is better than anything else in this world, any man who has experienced one will tell you this. Better than money, better than a vacation in Hawaii and often better than regular sex! The feeling of having your penis massaged by the soft lips of a woman, your tip licked over and over by an enthusiastic tongue. The intense pleasure of the moment when the girl puts you in control of her mouth and you slide back and forth, going deeper and deeper into that soft throat of hers. Ohh boy!
I came, by the way, because the extraordinary stimulation that the Fleshlight offers, coupled with the Launch's intensity, really does work. For that reason alone, it's a winner in my book, since it's rare that a sex toy can bring me off without additional help. It's one of the reasons I've always had a soft spot for Tenga's Egg, which enhances the natural experience without mechanizing it completely. It's also comforting to know that there is a digital toy out there that can make me come, because I was worried it would never happen.