When no one else will go down on you, or you don't feel like resorting back to your own two hands (yet again), this automatic blowjob machine is the one thing you can count on. You can also count on the Autoblow 2+ if you're like me, and just think that most partners aren't worth half the trouble they come with. And no matter what, this blowjob machine will never complain that it's too tired, or ever turn you down when you're in the mood for a good ol', mind-blowing orgasm.
I need to calm down for a second. The potential for this post is mind boggling—snow dicks, dragons and more! I'll just get right to the facts—this 12V-powered device runs off a car's cigarette lighter (or 12V outlet, if you don't happen to be driving around in a old Lincoln), looks like a pair of lips, fits around your willy, and sucks, period. It's available for $38 and would make a great Valentine's Day gift, to yourself, of course. Still doubting its ability? Check out the review.
First up on my list is this small vibrating butt plug, use it solo to enhance masturbation sessions or with a partner for more intense and steamy orgasms. Ideal for beginners and men who just enjoy a little bit of anal play every now and again, it has 2 vibration speeds and 3 patterns so you can always feel wonderfully satisfied as soon as it’s inserted with a little help from some water-based lubricant (I recommend th is lube – it’s safe to use with sex toys).
Adam & Eve’s Couple's Enhancer Ring is meant for complete outer stimulation. Basically, the soft jelly material works like a holster for the tiny watch battery-operated vibe attached to the one loop (which you get free with the toy). How it works is that the one ring wraps around the balls causing slight constriction of blood flow, enabling you to stay hard for a long, long time. The other loop pushes the vibrator on her so she can be stimulated while you move together. This is a super-easy and effective toy to use together.
I was pleasantly surprised, and happy I found it after using it a few times. This one doesn’t have a hard case. It’s kinda like a long rubber tube, with a front that looks remarkably like a real snatch. This is made from a very soft TPE, not silicone. It’s also latex-free, which is a good option for guys with certain sensitivities. Read our review of the Uterus.
Many men are familiar with the original Fleshlight toy, and the Quickshot is constructed with the same material that made the original famous, but it’s a bit more streamlined. Finn likes the open-ended design because it makes for easier cleanup, and she says that while it’s great to use on your own, it can be especially fun with a partner: “Try incorporating the Quickshot into a blow job by twirling it along the base of the shaft.”
Regardless of your level of experience, the Lelo Hugo has been designed to provide strong “p-spot” (prostate) pleasure. This is done through its six different vibration modes, powered by a rechargeable USB input. We highly recommend throwing on some water based lubricant, or there might be a bit of a tug after playtime is over, if you get our drift.
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Adjustable Suction Panels – Almost every blowjob machine on the market allows its user to adjust the strength of suction. However, some are easier to use than others. Manual panels require hand strength and coordination, but they prevent ripping your dick off with too much suction. Automatic panels are better suited for lazy perverts, but the variation between settings is often difficult to manipulate.
There’s no doubt that Japanese sex toy company ‘Tenga’ make the most realistic cock sucking masturbators on the market. Tenga’s toys create the sucking sensation through the use of very clever design that utilises vacuum pressure. With the Tenga Deep Throat, the toy has been shaped with a tapered design in the middle. This not only makes the toy very easy to grip as you slide it up and down, it serves to combine with the vacuum pressure to ‘pull’ the penis in. The result is something very close to a delicious blowjob. At only $12, every blowjob toy fan ought to have one of these under his bed.
Out of all the cock sucking machines on the market, the Men's SOM Rocket is probably the Autoblow 2+'s closest competitor. It plugs into the wall, it's got a pretty powerful motor, and it's almost fully automatic. The biggest difference I found was 1. The sleeves on the SOM Rocket are missing that realistic orifice to enter into. And 2. The angled design made it feel a bit awkward to me at times. That being said though, I've heard of other guys who think that design is easier - so I guess it's just personal preference. The Autoblow 2+ also has those beads behind the sleeve that feel incredibly realistic - and that is something that I haven't found in any of the other blowjob machines.
A. Version 2 is the same robot design as version 1 but uses a different control method. It has an attached control box that offers the ability to move the robot the same as the computer controlled one (V1) can, so you just plug in the robot to the power outlet, and press a button and it will start moving. You still create custom patterns and save them, but you record the movements right in the control box as you turn the dials to move the motors.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.