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First up on my list is this small vibrating butt plug, use it solo to enhance masturbation sessions or with a partner for more intense and steamy orgasms. Ideal for beginners and men who just enjoy a little bit of anal play every now and again, it has 2 vibration speeds and 3 patterns so you can always feel wonderfully satisfied as soon as it’s inserted with a little help from some water-based lubricant (I recommend th is lube – it’s safe to use with sex toys).

The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.


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The Twerking Butt is a whopping 20 lbs and comes with a VR headset. There is special porn made for the Twerking Butt, and the butt moves in tandem with the video playing on your headset. It also comes packed with a ton of goodies. The packaging includes the butt, a wired remote, a power cable, a water jet wand to aid with cleaning, a storage bag, and renewable powder. It also comes with a sample of free water based lube!
Well, yes. First off, it’s not as intense as I would like. This blowjob machine feels nice and soft, but the suction is not too strong and I found that arriving to climax requires lots of time. The thrusting motion could be more powerful in my opinion as well. Secondly, it’s size was too small for me and I often felt that it was gripping my penis too tightly, making me go soft instead of harder. It’s like getting a handjob from an overly eager and inexperienced girl, who thinks that the stronger you jerk the dick, the better it feels.

Last but certainly not least is the infamous Cobra Libre II, by far the best corona stimulation machine on the market. With or without a partner, this bad boy slithers and coils around the head of your penis like a snake, winding and grinding until it achieves success. Virtually weightless, durably made, and completely wireless, this high-grade sex toy is one of the most popular products on the market today.
Unlike other pumps, the Auto Vac Power Pump is completely hands-free. Simply plug it in, slip your wanker in and push a button to turn it on. A powerful motor then creates a vacuum inside the clear chamber, forcing you to quickly stand erect and also expand your length and girth. It doesn't take much to make you swell with size and power when you use the Auto Vac Power Pump.
Out of all the cock sucking machines on the market, the Men's SOM Rocket is probably the Autoblow 2+'s closest competitor. It plugs into the wall, it's got a pretty powerful motor, and it's almost fully automatic. The biggest difference I found was 1. The sleeves on the SOM Rocket are missing that realistic orifice to enter into. And 2. The angled design made it feel a bit awkward to me at times. That being said though, I've heard of other guys who think that design is easier - so I guess it's just personal preference. The Autoblow 2+ also has those beads behind the sleeve that feel incredibly realistic - and that is something that I haven't found in any of the other blowjob machines.
The VStroker is designed to be used in conjunction with your favorite Fleshlight masturbator. It is an attachable/detachable accessory that adds a massive flair to your fiesta without messing up your rhythm. What makes it so amazing is the fact it not only allows you to virtual fuck your favorite pussies but it can also be used for many other purposes like playing stamina training games.
The best blowjob machines actually are surprisingly close to this feeling. Of course, it is and never will be exactly the same sensation as thrusting yourself in a real woman, but what you will find is that the overall blowjob experience might even become more enjoyable. For example, after orgasming, you will not have any obligation to please the other side, you can just relax!
Ridged with lifelike sensations, such as her incredible pussy lips and an internal cavity, you will never want to put Jessie down as she takes you into another dimension of ecstasy. If you have never used a fleshlight before make sure you start now, they allow you to really take boring masturbation sessions and turn them into a fantasy filled lifelike scenario.
It's always terribly disappointing (to say the least) when a woman is sucking you off and then, right before you are about to explode, she just stops. Wtf! You want to just grab a fistful of her hair and force your member down her throat until the force behind your orgasm pushes her to the other side of the room. Being the gentleman that you are, however, you smile sweetly, and say, ‘That's okay, baby,' when she lets you know that she just can't go any more.
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Stoya has modelled this fleshlight off of her own vagina, making it not only realistic on the outside but she has made it wonderfully unique on the inside. This fleshlight has an unbelievable 9-inch canal that will fit tighter than a glove to most penises. Made from temperature-responsive super realistic skin material, you will feel like you are making love to the real thing.

The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.


But get this; the toy has one majorly awesome function - thrust. Imagine not being the one thrusting yet still enjoying the satisfaction. From slow to a thrusting frenzy, you will be firing heavy rounds with the Xtreme Head Exciter in no time. To ensure that your fantasies don't get muddled with the fact that you have an automatic knob gobbler in your hand, the toy has a rippled texture that stimulates every ridge and ripple you have. 3 inches of soft, slippery and tight texture on the inside of the machine invokes a realistic feel, giving you that same experience of when a soft mouth closes in on you for a tight and snug fit, and allows you to explore and touch every corner. As the up and down motion starts, you just can't help but let the sensations rule over your head.
These are the sex toys you want if you’re looking for an easy experience without having to find an outlet to plug something into. They’re your run of the mill fleshlights and strokers that you grew up with and will use until you die — while regularly washing, of course. Regardless of how the world of sex toys is changing with technology, it’s nice to know that toys like these still exist.
Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a....sex fiend?!? No, not really. But, Kinda :) Actually, I'm just your average white collar guy who happens to have a soft spot for sexy WOMEN and HOT sex toys. Hence, these are my chosen topics for this blog. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Profanity and Sarcasm. I own a number of male sex toys, and my personal "toybox" is growing rapidly. But prostate toys are my favorite. So, enjoy the ride, and drop me a line if you have something to say!
Sleeves come in 3 sizes - Have you ever purchased a male sex toy in the past, and you try to fill it up with your one-eyed monster just to find that it's like putting a square peg in a round hole? You're just too big? Okay, I haven't had that happen (some guys have though I imagine) - but I have had the opposite - I barely fill it up and of course then the sensations just aren't there. The Autoblow 2+ comes with three different sleeve sizes so you're sure to get the tight fit that you need for top level pleasure.
Looking to up the ante ever so slightly on your cock ring experience? Look no further than the RingO three-pack of erection rings. Each ring is a slightly different size, and each size performs a different function. There's a thicker, harder ring that can also stimulate your partner’s clitoris while delaying your orgasm. The smallest of the three rings is the firmest — it'll help get you an extra tight fit to really increase your pleasure, while the largest ring is great for guys with a wider girth, or for guys who want to test the waters with a less restrictive ring.
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