Don't you just hate it when giving head becomes an issue? You spend an hour carpet munching, just to hear that she's not willing to go down on you. And they wonder about double standards? I appreciate women who try, but unless they're really into it, the half-assed attempts actually have an adverse effect on my libido. Talk about major lunch bag letdown.
Sometimes, it's the simpler toys that are the most genius, like the design of the new Blow You Extreme Wave from Adam & Eve. "Perfect for solo or couples’ fun," says sex educator Katy Zvolerin. "Designed with thick rings at either end to mimic an amazing oral experience, this stroker mimics a deep-throating sensation when used with a partner and doubles as a stimulating masturbator when used alone."
This top-selling male masturbator also comes with a motor that is built to last. Boasting industrial-grade all-metal strength, you can bet you will have fun with the Autoblow 2+ for a very long time. Anytime you need to let out some pent-up sexual desires, all you need to do is just lube up, slide it in and then switch it on. The pumping action is further enhanced by the two layers of beads that offer realistic simulations. Think of them as the grooves of a palm… or the inner workings of the object of your desire.
The device can accommodate an 11-inch boner with a girth of 7.7 inches. Such impressive numbers would give any man a reason to celebrate. This means, if you're still far off the mark, long-term use will help you reach the maximum size and diameter. Just imagine all the WOWs you will get. And while all those gorgeous ladies gush about you, you'll be thinking about how they can accommodate you.
But get this; the toy has one majorly awesome function - thrust. Imagine not being the one thrusting yet still enjoying the satisfaction. From slow to a thrusting frenzy, you will be firing heavy rounds with the Xtreme Head Exciter in no time. To ensure that your fantasies don't get muddled with the fact that you have an automatic knob gobbler in your hand, the toy has a rippled texture that stimulates every ridge and ripple you have. 3 inches of soft, slippery and tight texture on the inside of the machine invokes a realistic feel, giving you that same experience of when a soft mouth closes in on you for a tight and snug fit, and allows you to explore and touch every corner. As the up and down motion starts, you just can't help but let the sensations rule over your head.
- You get the locking suction cup base, that is how you attach it to things (smooth surfaces), and I am including a section of plastic board (6 X 12 inches) to use as a base, however, it’s just to get you started, you may want to attach it to something else smooth, or a permanent hardware install (using screws & some extra clamps/mounts/hardware - available online). The instructions describe how to set it up for sitting or laying down.
If you’re into high-tech sex toys, then this boisterous bastard which we call "The Iphone of male sex toys" might be exactly what you’ve been looking for. If you’re more of a classic man, then you’re also in luck. The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans. It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. At least, that was my first impression.