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We'd never get anything done. We'd never leave the house. We'd become super irresponsible and almost lose any sense of purpose for living. Why do anything if you have a cocaine pile at your disposal? Why go out and meet new people or try to find love? Why have new experiences, travel, eat cool, interesting foods and have fascinating conversations with exciting people?
I would say that I've tried most of the male sex toys on the market. And the Autoblow 2+ threw me for a loop at the beginning. The entrance is sexy, but I'll be honest when I tell you that it is one of the bulkier toys I've used. The case is fairly large, which is why I recommend the easy-grip handle. It just makes moving it around that much easier. But let me tell ya - once I lubed up and slipped inside, I never thought about the size of the case again. I was so pleased with my first experience that I don't think I lasted more than 30 seconds? It took me a while to get used to just how pleasurable it was - but now I can play around with it and make it last as long as I please. The good thing? I also last way longer in bed when I get the real deal too.
Adam & Eve’s Couple's Enhancer Ring is meant for complete outer stimulation. Basically, the soft jelly material works like a holster for the tiny watch battery-operated vibe attached to the one loop (which you get free with the toy). How it works is that the one ring wraps around the balls causing slight constriction of blood flow, enabling you to stay hard for a long, long time. The other loop pushes the vibrator on her so she can be stimulated while you move together. This is a super-easy and effective toy to use together.
Ultimately, a robotic blowjob is about one thing and one thing only, giving a man an incredible orgasmic experience. These machines can be used with a partner or for solo action…whatever gets you off. For those that don't have a partner these little gadgets come in extra handy. Last, but certainly not least, some people just want their dick sucked continuously.

This is the Swiss Army knife of sex toys. A soft, stretchy ring as the base of the toy acts as a cock ring while a pair of bunny ears massages her clitoris with every thrust. But wait, there’s more! You’ve got the option to insert the 10.5" anal stimulator for backdoor thrills, but whose back door you decide to insert this thing in is entirely up to you. It's also waterproof, has plenty of speeds to choose from, and is totally discrete. 
Convenient weight distribution is not the only thing the Onyx has going for it though. It serves as a hands-free device and is completely wireless. On a single charge of the powerful battery, it can run for hours, and it hums like a dream with no excessive buzzing noise. Neat and discrete, this toy is highly rated because of its ability to stimulate long-distance relationships with the touch of a button – no apps required.
“I think men are becoming much more open to exploring that part of their bodies,” says Samantha Bard, co-owner of the Williamsburg sex shop and event space, Shag. “When we talk about prostate play here, we call it the ‘P-spot.’ The P-spot can give you a different kind of orgasm than regular ejaculation. It’s a deeper, more filling orgasm, and if you can train your body to have a prostate orgasm as well as a regular orgasm, it could be a blended orgasm that’s really kind of out of this world.” Bard’s favorite prostate toy for beginners is the Blush Performance Plus, which has the high-grade silicone and rechargeable battery found in more advanced options, but is still simple and easily maneuverable for someone just starting out. “It’s smaller, so it’s not too intimidating.”
Sleeves come in 3 sizes - Have you ever purchased a male sex toy in the past, and you try to fill it up with your one-eyed monster just to find that it's like putting a square peg in a round hole? You're just too big? Okay, I haven't had that happen (some guys have though I imagine) - but I have had the opposite - I barely fill it up and of course then the sensations just aren't there. The Autoblow 2+ comes with three different sleeve sizes so you're sure to get the tight fit that you need for top level pleasure.
Discreetly packaged. Actually the box within the Amazon box is quite fancy. It won't give away what's inside, and it looks like could be used for display honestly. Good packaging on the inside too, with padding and foam placeholder. Comes with a nice cover thing and special usb charger (you can only use this one because of the magnetic piece, so take care not to lose or damage it!)

It's absurd to argue with how crucial is prostate massage for male health - but it's also impossible to overlook its orgasmic potential. This mega ergonomic P-spot massager features countless functions and thrilling vibration patterns that arrive directly to your P-spot thanks to the thoughtful bulbed shaft. There's an added bonus - supes sensual perineum stimulation for all-around arousal.


But what actually makes the Autoblow 2+ a cut above the rest? I'll admit I was a little dubious about it the first time we met, but nothing a little “getting to know you” couldn't resolve. As an automatic blowjob machine, the Autoblow 2+ is designed to be used completely hands-free. I've tried many other wank machines in the past, some that even have claimed to be hands-free, but the Autoblow 2+ is the only one that actually gets the job done without using my own two hands to guide it.


The type of inner movement is what makes them different. For example, the Utoo Stormwind moves around and around in circles, while the Autoblow 2 massages you up and down and the Fleshlight V-stroker vibrates against you. All are pretty great, especially if you’re used to simply using your hand, but it’s important to think about what kind of stimulation you want from your robotic sex machine.
Now, the Fleshlight STU is not a hands-free model, so don’t get it twisted. You will have to put in some work to enjoy its potent practicality. However, the sleeve’s superbly textured lining is designed to make your work day short and sweet. Knock one out of the park before the game starts and watch yourself become king of the ring. We don’t suggest using this if you have heart problems though, because it will elevate your blood pressure (in the best way possible, of course).
If you want a powerful male vibrator to either use alone or with a partner, you should try the Pulse 3. This luxury male masturbator and sex toy has powerful oscillation technology. This oscillator — not a vibrator —  generates very deep vibrations on the most sensitive area of the penis: the frenulum. Pulse 3 can be used with a flaccid (or erect penis), making it excellent for men suffering from erectile dysfunction. Pulse 3 SOLO is meant for solo masturbation, while Pulse 3 DUO is meant to be used with a partner because of the remote control and added vibration on the underside of the toy.
Unlike the X40 Water Pump, the Auto Vac Power Pump is completely hands-free which for me, adds a little bit in the pleasure department. The fact that I'm literally just sitting back and relaxing is always a selling point for me. But compared to the Autoblow 2+? Well, they're just not really the same class of pleasure craft. The Autoblow 2+ feels incredible, but it's not going to give you a huge cock. The Auto Vac Power Pump will. It also feels pretty good, but nowhere near the same level. I guess it just depends on your needs. For example, if you take good care of your teeth, you probably have both a toothbrush AND dental floss. Or mouthwash. They're for similar purposes, but you still need both. Catch my drift?
Powerful industrial strength motor - Without the motor, this would be like any other toy out there. That's why it's so important to have a strong, durable motor. The makers of Autoblow 2+ claim that it's an industrial strength motor, and while I have no way of actually confirming that myself, I will say that it is very powerful, and it sure does get the job done!
The first thing to know about sex toys for men is that yes, they exist. “A lot of people are surprised that there can be products for men,” says Andy Duran, educational outreach coordinator at sex toy retailer Good Vibrations. People often think vibrators, for instance, are “very gendered and designed for women, [but] the reality is that our bodies are all pretty similar. We all have nerve endings that respond to vibration, or touch, or stimulation.” And while sexuality is highly personal, we set out to find a variety of options for a variety of preferences with the guidance of experts who would know best. We talked to nine different people, including sex shop owners and employees, sex educators, sex therapists, sex coaches, and sex podcasters to find the best toys for men.
But in the past decade or so, the light bulb finally went on. Someone thought ‘Wait a second… men like pleasure too. (duh!) Let's make some fun and sexy toys for men too!' Okay, not sure what the actual thought process was, but I'm sure it went something like that. Point being, men finally have an arsenal of arousing toys on the market with which to make them roar with joy. Literally.
This baby promises results in just 60 days, provided of course that you follow the correct exercise regimen. Unlike getting an erection, freezing that erection and turning it into your next base line takes some effort. The good news is, with the X40 Water Penis Pump, work is basically synonymous to a solo erotica session... although it doesn't always turn out to be shooting contest if you catch my drift.
For the guys out there who want some more excitement, more technology, or just more everything, you have this category of futuristic sex toys. These toys tie in science and technology to pleasure men in ways that weren’t available even a few years ago. This is the stuff you hoped would be around in the future when you daydreamed as a young, horny, pre-pubescent teen.

I would say that I've tried most of the male sex toys on the market. And the Autoblow 2+ threw me for a loop at the beginning. The entrance is sexy, but I'll be honest when I tell you that it is one of the bulkier toys I've used. The case is fairly large, which is why I recommend the easy-grip handle. It just makes moving it around that much easier. But let me tell ya - once I lubed up and slipped inside, I never thought about the size of the case again. I was so pleased with my first experience that I don't think I lasted more than 30 seconds? It took me a while to get used to just how pleasurable it was - but now I can play around with it and make it last as long as I please. The good thing? I also last way longer in bed when I get the real deal too.
I need to calm down for a second. The potential for this post is mind boggling—snow dicks, dragons and more! I'll just get right to the facts—this 12V-powered device runs off a car's cigarette lighter (or 12V outlet, if you don't happen to be driving around in a old Lincoln), looks like a pair of lips, fits around your willy, and sucks, period. It's available for $38 and would make a great Valentine's Day gift, to yourself, of course. Still doubting its ability? Check out the review.
Ultimately, a robotic blowjob is about one thing and one thing only, giving a man an incredible orgasmic experience. These machines can be used with a partner or for solo action…whatever gets you off. For those that don't have a partner these little gadgets come in extra handy. Last, but certainly not least, some people just want their dick sucked continuously.
The first film I sampled was Crazy Head, starring performers Bobbi Eden and Milena Star. The clip is shot from the point of view of the unnamed male recipient of fellatio as Bobbi goes to town on his Johnson. Infrequently, she stops long enough to let Milena take over, or for them to kiss, with the action going on for around 13 minutes. As Eden and Star stroked their hands up and down the anonymous male's penis, the Launch went along in tandem.
Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
A. Yes, there are a few minor ones which are quickly forgotten when you start using it. It is not convenient (not for rubbing out a quick one as they say). You need to plug it into an AC outlet and plug the USB cable into a windows computer (version 2 needs no computer, just plug into a power outlet (US style plug) and press one of the 4 pre-set program buttons). It takes a few mins to set up and put away. It is a little expensive, but like most things, you get what you pay for.
Okay, so we’re being pretty hard on the do-it-yourselfers. Those toys can be kind of cool sometimes, but in all fairness that shit is pretty lame when compared to the high-tech gadgets being introduced to the 2018 market at lightning speed. Forget cancer research or space exploration; apparently, some of the best minds in the world are working tirelessly to help men like us get the best nut we possibly can. And you thought futuristic science geeks weren’t sexy.
Sometimes, taking it to the next level means adding a little weight to your wank. Enter the Dani Daniels masturbator — a life-like heavy-ass masturbator that allows you to get as close to the legendary porn star as possible. This thing measures 7" wide and 8" long, sports an open end to make clean-up easy, and even comes fully loaded with a bush for maximum realness.
Technology advancements are making our lives easier every single day. Uber and Just Eat allow us to get a taxi/food without the need to speak to anyone; self-driving cars are no longer science-fiction; thanks to self-service checkouts you can do your weekly shop without having to make small talk with a cashier and robot helpers, like Roomba and Alexa are making their way into more and more homes.
The VStroker is designed to be used in conjunction with your favorite Fleshlight masturbator. It is an attachable/detachable accessory that adds a massive flair to your fiesta without messing up your rhythm. What makes it so amazing is the fact it not only allows you to virtual fuck your favorite pussies but it can also be used for many other purposes like playing stamina training games.
This blowjob machine as a whole feels very high-quality. It will massage the tip of your penis just right, much better than most women could. But, the reason why I ranked it lower than the other cheap blowjob machines is simple. It just did not feel as good or as realistic as the other picks. I can’t call it amongst the best blowjob machines because, well, it’s just not the best.
While not a hands-free masturbation device like the Launch, or a model developed for couples, it is still a wonderful piece of work. This device comes with a realistic-looking orifice of choice on the top of the flashlight-shaped casing. The interchangeable SuperSkin sleeves will definitely tease and tickle your cock into the big leagues of stamina elongation.

More like a less high-end version of a Fleshlight manual masturbator, the FleshJack is still a terrific choice for men who want to spice things up in the bedroom (either with a partner or all alone). Featuring a hyper-realistic flesh-like material and designed to look just as inconspicuous as its competition, this little number is a sound investment for those who want to play the field a bit.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.
The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.
Today’s top penis pumps are legit, but only if you get it from a manufacturer whose interest is more focused on quality than quantity. We think the polycarbonate plastic, medical grade silicon, and lifetime warranty are good indications of just how serious Bathmate is about helping men love their mighty members. It’s not every day you come across a company so dedicated, and you certainly can’t get your hands on one of their products without paying an arm and a leg.

Designed to easily fit between your legs, the machine is compact and small, yet very powerful. Just watching the video demonstration of the Men's SOM Rocket Blowjob Machine would make you shake your head in disbelief, but of course, in a really good way. No one, (and I mean no one) would be able to give you a blowjob as good or as fast as this pleasure device does.

This penis pump will not only improve your erection it will also help improve the overall health of your penis. Make sure you also check out my article on how to make your penis bigger naturally.  It’s so incredibly simple to use, all you do is fill with water, release, increase the pressure and hold for a few minutes, a few times a day. Use it in the bath or shower to easily disperse of the water and with regular use, you will see a difference in erections and penis size.
Claire Reid is a journalist at LADbible. Claire graduated from Liverpool John Moores University with a BA in journalism. She’s previously worked at Trinity Mirror. Since joining LADbible, Claire has worked on pieces for the UOKM8? mental health campaign, the Yemen crisis, life in the Calais Jungle as well as a profile of a man who is turning himself into a cyborg.

Ready to take a new toy out for a spin? Whether you're a first time buyer of adult toys or a seasoned sex toy user, there's something new and noteworthy on this list of sex toys that's sure to pique your interest. Here are the latest and greatest sex toys for men, no matter what it is you're into, to improve your sex life, push your boundaries, and heighten your sexual pleasure.

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