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For 2018 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their entire lives. There should be something for everybody on this list after all these male sex toys are the most sold, most popular and best and giving you knee-trembling orgasms.
Welcome to our smashing OrgasmCon list, where only the superstars of male sex toys are gathered - so get ready to meet them all. Ultra strong sex stamina, vividly realistic sensations during a solo session, explosive life-like stimulation, sensual and healthy prostate massage, even bigger penis - there is hardly anything the bad boys on this list are unable to do. Delve into this shiny collection of the best sex toys for men and pick yourself a couple of trusty pals.
Sleeves come in 3 sizes - Have you ever purchased a male sex toy in the past, and you try to fill it up with your one-eyed monster just to find that it's like putting a square peg in a round hole? You're just too big? Okay, I haven't had that happen (some guys have though I imagine) - but I have had the opposite - I barely fill it up and of course then the sensations just aren't there. The Autoblow 2+ comes with three different sleeve sizes so you're sure to get the tight fit that you need for top level pleasure.
Convenient weight distribution is not the only thing the Onyx has going for it though. It serves as a hands-free device and is completely wireless. On a single charge of the powerful battery, it can run for hours, and it hums like a dream with no excessive buzzing noise. Neat and discrete, this toy is highly rated because of its ability to stimulate long-distance relationships with the touch of a button – no apps required.
I came, by the way, because the extraordinary stimulation that the Fleshlight offers, coupled with the Launch's intensity, really does work. For that reason alone, it's a winner in my book, since it's rare that a sex toy can bring me off without additional help. It's one of the reasons I've always had a soft spot for Tenga's Egg, which enhances the natural experience without mechanizing it completely. It's also comforting to know that there is a digital toy out there that can make me come, because I was worried it would never happen.
No roundup would be complete without a budget minded option. Fifi is the quintessential underdog in this race, but holds its own quite well. With affordability, compatibility and portability in mind, Fifi is a fantastic option. No, it doesn’t feel as good as a Fleshlight or Tenga product. But it excels for a few other reasons. Read the entire Fifi review, right here.
Also, a lot of men use masturbators for stamina training. It’s been proven that the size of your penis isn’t important (well, not as much as you think), however having some stamina in the bedroom will almost guarantee more pleasure for your female or male counterpart. Here’s a great article that covers the point of penis size and bedroom performance.
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“With this toy, you get a compact and discreet looking object. Not too big, not too obvious. You get a complex intercourse feeling, starting soft and sweet, and then getting nice and grippy mid-way, so that is never boring playing with different rhythms. It is tight, but not too much, so when you do finish, you’ve got all the space and comfort in the world to throb away. I guarantee you, if you heat this up and start playing with it you won’t miss your girlfriend that day.”
If you’re a fan of ass to mouth porn action, you’ll love this realistic male masturbator that lets you perform the act, anytime and anywhere. A portable and discreet male sex toy that is double ended. At the back, a cute, tight, and inviting asshole, and at the front, lifelike lips that tease you into pulling out the rear passage, and going for some deep throat action!
Today’s top penis pumps are legit, but only if you get it from a manufacturer whose interest is more focused on quality than quantity. We think the polycarbonate plastic, medical grade silicon, and lifetime warranty are good indications of just how serious Bathmate is about helping men love their mighty members. It’s not every day you come across a company so dedicated, and you certainly can’t get your hands on one of their products without paying an arm and a leg.
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These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.