Welcome to our smashing OrgasmCon list, where only the superstars of male sex toys are gathered - so get ready to meet them all. Ultra strong sex stamina, vividly realistic sensations during a solo session, explosive life-like stimulation, sensual and healthy prostate massage, even bigger penis - there is hardly anything the bad boys on this list are unable to do. Delve into this shiny collection of the best sex toys for men and pick yourself a couple of trusty pals.
Hello, my name is Jeff. I consider myself a sex toys fan and expert. I started TopBlowjobMachines.com three years ago to educate people about the various blowjob machines and masturbators that are available to buy. I've received tons of emails from people all over the world and I'm glad to have helped everyone out! Blowjob toys have made my masturbation life 100 times better.
If you’re a fan of ass to mouth porn action, you’ll love this realistic male masturbator that lets you perform the act, anytime and anywhere. A portable and discreet male sex toy that is double ended. At the back, a cute, tight, and inviting asshole, and at the front, lifelike lips that tease you into pulling out the rear passage, and going for some deep throat action!
This is the Swiss Army knife of sex toys. A soft, stretchy ring as the base of the toy acts as a cock ring while a pair of bunny ears massages her clitoris with every thrust. But wait, there’s more! You’ve got the option to insert the 10.5" anal stimulator for backdoor thrills, but whose back door you decide to insert this thing in is entirely up to you. It's also waterproof, has plenty of speeds to choose from, and is totally discrete.
This quirk of my biology means that some of the sex toys I've tried have done nothing for me. I threw a lot of opprobrium toward Kiiro way back in 2015 when I reviewed its teledildonic sex kit. For the uninitiated, teledildonics is technology that enables you to have sex while on opposite sides of the internet. The Onyx male masturbator, which came with a Fleshlight-branded internal sleeve, did nothing for me despite prolonged and aggressive use. Not to mention that the whirring and clanking the device made while in use made the whole thing more like a child's toy than a sex toy.
One of the advantages to living in modern society is that our technological advancements have actually made it a reality to get a robotic blowjob. With a wide variety of blowjob machines available, it is possible to get sucked all day, every day (even though this really might be a bit much). The sensations are as realistic as having somebody else do it for you, but without the nuisance of them either choking on your dick before you get off, or choking on your cum after.
There are more advantages with silicone cocks rings as well, though. Silicone is softer to the touch, and it comes in various levels of rigidity. Whether you are looking for a cock ring for beginners, or one for cock ring aficionados, sticking with silicone only will ensure that you have zero issues. Another unspoken benefit of silicone is that it does not get stuck in public hair, a commonality amongst other cock rings.
“Cock rings are very important as a male pleasure toy,” says Bard. She particularly likes the We-Vibe Pivot: “[It’s] really popular, definitely the ‘Cadillac’” of cock rings. “You can control it on the actual toy if you want,” says Bard, but the best part is the included smartphone app. “You can share it with up to ten people, and they can control it from anywhere in the world and fully customize the vibration patterns.” Or you can also use it from across the dinner table. “It’s [even more discreet] than having a remote in your pocket,” because it just looks like you’re on your phone.
For the guys out there who want some more excitement, more technology, or just more everything, you have this category of futuristic sex toys. These toys tie in science and technology to pleasure men in ways that weren’t available even a few years ago. This is the stuff you hoped would be around in the future when you daydreamed as a young, horny, pre-pubescent teen.
No roundup would be complete without a budget minded option. Fifi is the quintessential underdog in this race, but holds its own quite well. With affordability, compatibility and portability in mind, Fifi is a fantastic option. No, it doesn’t feel as good as a Fleshlight or Tenga product. But it excels for a few other reasons. Read the entire Fifi review, right here.
Sometimes, taking it to the next level means adding a little weight to your wank. Enter the Dani Daniels masturbator — a life-like heavy-ass masturbator that allows you to get as close to the legendary porn star as possible. This thing measures 7" wide and 8" long, sports an open end to make clean-up easy, and even comes fully loaded with a bush for maximum realness.
Unlike other masturbators, the Autoblow 2+ does not use batteries. Plugged directly to an electrical outlet, you get to enjoy full power every time. You can bet there will be no interruption mid-stream or just as you're getting to the most exciting part, which is likely to happen with battery-operated pleasure devices. With this much power, expect non-stop enjoyment. You should know that the all-metal motor is rated to last up to more than 500 hours of use. But of course, the main concern will be if YOU can keep up with IT.
You can choose from three different sleeve sizes and three different designs, making the personalization of the Autoblow truly unique. Just plug it in, lube up, place it on your penis, and enjoy it. With the powerful motor and three beaded rings that surround the sleeve, the Autoblow 2 creates a realistic blowjob feel and you do not have to do anything except to enjoy yourself!
The word “fifi” actually comes from prisons, where inmates would make fake vaginas out of the materials at hand. Fifi is like a gourmet fast food burger with its ingenious — albeit simple — design. Roll the toy as loose or tight as you’d like, and slip in the disposable sleeve. After you’re done, simply take the sleeve out and throw it away. Damn, those prisoners are geniuses.
Once you've cleaned the sleeve, make sure that you let it dry 100% - the last thing you want is to store it away wet and find that it smells the next time you take it out. So once it's dry, I recommend using the storage case that you can buy from the Autoblow 2+ website. It's nice a simple, compact, and fairly discreet. But if you opt not to use that, find a box or even wrap it in an old t-shirt. Essentially, keep it covered so that it is free from collecting dust and debris which can harm the delicate skin-like material of the sleeves.
Hello, my name is Jeff. I consider myself a sex toys fan and expert. I started TopBlowjobMachines.com three years ago to educate people about the various blowjob machines and masturbators that are available to buy. I've received tons of emails from people all over the world and I’m glad to have helped everyone out! Blowjob toys have made my masturbation life 100 times better.
Last but certainly not least is the infamous Cobra Libre II, by far the best corona stimulation machine on the market. With or without a partner, this bad boy slithers and coils around the head of your penis like a snake, winding and grinding until it achieves success. Virtually weightless, durably made, and completely wireless, this high-grade sex toy is one of the most popular products on the market today.
Jesse Jane fans rejoice: A new line of sex toys molded after the superstar's body have just hit the market. "The queen of porn is back with a series of strokers and full-size masturbators molded from the superstar’s famous body," says sex educator Anne Hodder. "Hand-poured and hand-painted for authentic detail, these masturbators feature tight and textured tunnels and mimic the sensation of having oral, anal and vaginal sex, depending on the product."
- (ONLY V1) Last thing you get is a DVD disk with a couple of programs used to control the robot, and save your custom routines. One program is free from the manufacturer of the micro USB controller I use in building the robot, the other program is a custom application made just for this robot. The software is also available for direct download from a shared online folder as well
This thing makes the other toys from the TENGA brand seem like wasteful pieces of expensive garbage, and it’s uncertain how the brand will ever improve upon it in the future. I’m not saying there aren’t any flaws, it’s just that the flaws which do exist are so minor that anyone complaining needs to shut the fuck up. This is what we’ve been waiting for, boys. It’s time to whip out your wallets and put your money where your dick is.
Serves them (BMW) right. This is a subscription model taken too far. What next? Functioning windows and seat adjustments only if you pay a monthly fee? How about foldable back seats to increase your storage, but only if you pay a per-use fee? BMW - to my best knowledge - is the first company to offer Car Play on a subscription basis and in my opinion it is a huge misstep on their part. They cannot claim to be a luxury/performance brand and at the same time borrow freely from a budget airline playbook.Paging Apple... Perhaps it should modify Car Play licensing / conditions to discourage this in the future.
The Wave might look similar to the Billy — they’re made by the same company — but it has a lot more going on under the hood. The Wave is one of the most high-tech prostate toys around, and a favorite of Museum of Sex Store buyer Kit Richardson, who praises its “dual-motor design.” It has an internal arm that moves in a “come hither” motion to stimulate the prostate, and a “strong vibrating external arm for optimal perineum stimulation.”
Described as a “sleeve only” toy, this thing is like the cream center of an Oreo cookie. Without the hard, outer covering, the Blue Ice wriggles and jiggles to the beat of your own drum, allowing you to squeeze and beat your meat like it owes you money. Using the same ultra-realistic skin-soft material developed by the masters of masturbation themselves, this toy gives men (and their partners) a lot more control of the situation while also providing tons more discretion than they’re used to.
Furthermore, this exclusive toy works with a free-to-download app that can be used anywhere on the planet. Originally a brazen start-up idea, this is one of the only sex toys in the industry that has “American Dream” written all over it. Although its reputation isn’t quite up to par with some of the bigger names, this bad boy is taking “New Kid on the Block” to a whole new level.
After all these automatic dick suckers have had their turn, there are still the traditional masturbators that run on good old fashioned manual power – nothing wrong with that. The Fleshlight brand is notorious for cranking out high-end cock swallowers, and the Turbo model is no exception. With a terrific weight distribution that decreases fatigue, this bad mamma-jamma is no joke.
This tiny hiccup should not deter you from using the Auto Vac Power Pump, however. When used with an enhancement ring that comes with the motorized pump, you can start working on holding off your shots for as long as possible. If you're one of those men who never quite got a handle on how to keep your load under control until JUST the right moment, this gadget will become your new favorite teacher. Think of it as kegel exercises minus the hard work. Simply slide the enhancement ring over your cock, keeping it nice and tight, and start the Auto Vac Power Pump. This clever combination not only maintains your erection, but also prolongs the ejaculation.
This penis pump will not only improve your erection it will also help improve the overall health of your penis. Make sure you also check out my article on how to make your penis bigger naturally. It’s so incredibly simple to use, all you do is fill with water, release, increase the pressure and hold for a few minutes, a few times a day. Use it in the bath or shower to easily disperse of the water and with regular use, you will see a difference in erections and penis size.
Unlike the X40 Water Pump, the Auto Vac Power Pump is completely hands-free which for me, adds a little bit in the pleasure department. The fact that I'm literally just sitting back and relaxing is always a selling point for me. But compared to the Autoblow 2+? Well, they're just not really the same class of pleasure craft. The Autoblow 2+ feels incredible, but it's not going to give you a huge cock. The Auto Vac Power Pump will. It also feels pretty good, but nowhere near the same level. I guess it just depends on your needs. For example, if you take good care of your teeth, you probably have both a toothbrush AND dental floss. Or mouthwash. They're for similar purposes, but you still need both. Catch my drift?
Has Other Accessories (Storing Case and Easy-Grip Handle) - Want to make your blowjob life even more convenient and relaxing? Get the easy-grip handle for easier handling during the deed, and then grab the discreet storage case to keep it out of sight, and free from dirt. Although I do think these things should just come with the machine in the first place, you're definitely going to want them and they're worth the extra cost.
The best masturbation toys for men or masturbation sleeves include adult sex toys with a hole and a carved out tunnel for you to insert your penis. Designed in a variety of shapes and styles, some are realistic-looking, while others are more discreet. No matter what they look like, all masturbation sleeves are designed to feel similar to vaginal, anal, or oral sex. Used with lots of personal lubricant, they create different sensations for your penis.