“The Aneros brand is synonymous with prostate massagers,” says Duran, and for good reason: before making adult toys, the company designed medical devices for prostate stimulation. Andy told us that some customers are initially skeptical about the Aneros toys; they can seem antiquated when compared to some of the more high-tech, silicone-clad options on the market, but Duran says this one “just links up perfectly anatomically to press the prostate.”
Self pleasure can be enjoyed at any time with the inexpensive and feature rich Tenga Eggs. Users of the Egg peel off the outer layer, reminiscent of a hard boiled egg, and then crack the shell open to reveal a cup shaped like a masturbation sleeve. This sleeve provides multiple unique internal patterns and features, providing different strokes for each egg. While intended to be used for a single session, the lifespan of a Tenga Egg can be increased by utilizing a condom with use and then performing a thorough but careful cleaning.
Expertly made sex toys for men are hard to come by unless you do your homework, and we’re not big fans of that shit. So, once we discover a dick pleaser that doesn’t disappoint, it quickly goes on the list. Most sex toys are a dime a dozen, but not these sons of bitches. We’re not even kidding when we say that the following 10 toys are far superior to their DIY counterparts in erotic effectiveness, convenience, ease of care, and (of course) awesomeness.
This is where I always hear ‘But it's not real! How can it possibly feel that good?!' And my response is that the interior of the SOM Rocket may not BE real, but it certainly FEELS real. Made of a stretchy material, complete with holes, ridges and bumps for a stimulating effect, it is more than what I could even expect from the ‘real deal'. The material also ensures a tight grip for that snug fit and ultimate stroking and pumping action. But the real bonus is the angled position that mimics how you would be poised when given an actual blowjob, as the SOM Rocket counteracts with its downward thrusting motion.
We all know that penises come in many sizes, but until now, all male sex toys were built in a single size. The Autoblow 2+ XT works with 3 sizes of interchangeable easy to clean sleeves designed to equalize sensation for all men. So that whether you are built like a carrot or a cucumber (or whatever vegetable is in between), the Autoblow 2+ XT will still get the job done. Clean up is easy and takes less than 30 seconds! Just remove your sleeve, and clean it using soap and water, or a toy cleaner.
This one’s obvious, but the quality of your male masturbator is very important. This is something that usually goes hand in hand with price, but this isn’t always the case. Check out some of the reviews and make sure your purchase is not only of good quality but also safe and non-allergic! Luckily, you won’t have this problem with any of the products on our list of the best male masturbators further down in this article!
It's always terribly disappointing (to say the least) when a woman is sucking you off and then, right before you are about to explode, she just stops. Wtf! You want to just grab a fistful of her hair and force your member down her throat until the force behind your orgasm pushes her to the other side of the room. Being the gentleman that you are, however, you smile sweetly, and say, ‘That's okay, baby,' when she lets you know that she just can't go any more.
When first seeing the LaunchPad, you get one of those “oh, obviously” feelings that makes you wonder how this took so long to be invented. This dual fleshlight/iPad holder allows you to secure your porn and your sex toy in one place for a VR experience that’s delivered to you. We recommend their patented porn series or a VR cam site like AliceX for a dose of real-life action.
Finn says that if you love the stainless-steel construction of the Pure Wand, but want something in a slightly smaller package, this is the one for you. The smooth teardrop shape “makes for easy insertion,” while “the weight of the steel gives a delicious feeling of fullness.” Like its “big brother,” the Pure Plug’s steel body makes it a great choice for anyone “looking to explore temperature play.”
Don’t be the dumbass who buys a blowjob machine just because it looks good or is advertised by a well-known brand. That canal texture is going to be what makes or breaks the toy, so concentrate on that if you know what’s good for you. Search for things like removeable sleeves, interchangeable canals, and extreme oral-simulation textures instead. Get a good idea as to the quality of the texture by skimming over a couple customer reviews.
The future is now motherfuckers, so it’s time to hop aboard before the train leaves the station. While some people are huddled in a dark basement crafting their own sex toys, you’ll be enjoying the best shit on the market because you’re not a crazy cheap ass. Who’s the fool now, money saving perverts? Didn’t you know that the DIY crowd has never been welcome at the cool kids’ table?
Out of all the cock sucking machines on the market, the Men's SOM Rocket is probably the Autoblow 2+'s closest competitor. It plugs into the wall, it's got a pretty powerful motor, and it's almost fully automatic. The biggest difference I found was 1. The sleeves on the SOM Rocket are missing that realistic orifice to enter into. And 2. The angled design made it feel a bit awkward to me at times. That being said though, I've heard of other guys who think that design is easier - so I guess it's just personal preference. The Autoblow 2+ also has those beads behind the sleeve that feel incredibly realistic - and that is something that I haven't found in any of the other blowjob machines.
You can choose from three different sleeve sizes and three different designs, making the personalization of the Autoblow truly unique. Just plug it in, lube up, place it on your penis, and enjoy it. With the powerful motor and three beaded rings that surround the sleeve, the Autoblow 2 creates a realistic blowjob feel and you do not have to do anything except to enjoy yourself!
I was pleasantly surprised, and happy I found it after using it a few times. This one doesn’t have a hard case. It’s kinda like a long rubber tube, with a front that looks remarkably like a real snatch. This is made from a very soft TPE, not silicone. It’s also latex-free, which is a good option for guys with certain sensitivities. Read our review of the Uterus.
This device can also be enjoyed with a VR set to create interactive virtual porn using a live video feed from your partner (if they have a Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl as well) or with downloadable content or webcam pornstars. It has multiple masturbation modes, it operates quietly (unless on high speed mode) and it can stimulate long distance relationships when used as intended. Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide.