This quirk of my biology means that some of the sex toys I've tried have done nothing for me. I threw a lot of opprobrium toward Kiiro way back in 2015 when I reviewed its teledildonic sex kit. For the uninitiated, teledildonics is technology that enables you to have sex while on opposite sides of the internet. The Onyx male masturbator, which came with a Fleshlight-branded internal sleeve, did nothing for me despite prolonged and aggressive use. Not to mention that the whirring and clanking the device made while in use made the whole thing more like a child's toy than a sex toy.
While we all might be curious about the best plunger or probiotic tampon or cold-sore remedy, it can be difficult to discuss these more personal items. That’s why we’re tackling Things We Don’t Talk About, a series in which we track down the best hygiene-, sex-, and bodily function-related things we all need but might be too embarrassed to ask about. Today, recommendations on the best sex toys for men (just in time for Valentine’s Day).
The future is now motherfuckers, so it’s time to hop aboard before the train leaves the station. While some people are huddled in a dark basement crafting their own sex toys, you’ll be enjoying the best shit on the market because you’re not a crazy cheap ass. Who’s the fool now, money saving perverts? Didn’t you know that the DIY crowd has never been welcome at the cool kids’ table?
The Tenga is a revolutionary new masturbator from Japan that uses a simple design to deliver some not-so-simple feelings. This Keith Haring edition has an original vacuum cup that provides great suction through its hourglass body to intensify the simulation. You can grip the body of the Tenga to make it tighter or just leave it be as your thrust back and forth. An additional mechanism automatically adds lube while keeping spillage to a minimum.
Utimi Hands Free Male Masturbation Rechargeable 10-Speed Masturbation Cup came nicely and discretely packed out any damage. The Rechargeable 10-Speed Masturbation cup is a nice feature and with a little bit of lube, the product works ok. It has got 10 thrusting patterns and 5 speeds, 145-degree adjustable sleeve and 360-degree rotation for multiple sex position. It comes with a cap to put on the end when not in use.The suction cup sticks strongly to perfectly flat surfaces such as bathroom tiles and bathtub. It is easy-to-adjust the angle to help enjoy it in varied positions. Also, it has got Magnetic charging port with intelligent recognition for the positive and negative electrode.
These days, for less than $40, modern men can afford little more than an unenthusiastic hand job from a dirty hooker in a dark alley. Well, that was true until now. The frugal folks at Fleshlight have developed a new toy that’s both affluent and affordable – the Fleshkins Blue Ice. It is a compact, semi-transparent alternative to the large and in-charge toys that are typical of the brand – one that lets you take control of your pole in numerous ways. Find a cheap slut who can do all that and I’ll shut the fuck up.
This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use if on yourself so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on their penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.